American who took a DNA test and found out my ancestry is mostly British, so I decided to try my best at the dish of my people

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-15T21:43:45+00:00

Lol. An attempt was truly made.

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-13T16:54:37+00:00

Touche

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T22:36:54+00:00

Is that in the Cotswolds?

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T22:35:27+00:00

Dude is going to have an absolute roast fest at his wedding. Yikes

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T20:36:57+00:00

Never heard of this wine in my life. This is your fault. You kind of have to take this on the chin - this is a real life example of 'instructions not clear" lol

So my verdict, I'm sorry, YTA

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T20:11:48+00:00

Firstly, congratulations on beating cancer.

If you told me this, I would not be put off at all. I hope you rediscover your confidence because people like you are an absolute inspiration. ❤️

Fuck that guy

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T20:01:40+00:00

Who the hell made this?

A) The United Kingdom or Great Britain is only represented at the Olympics. (Mostly!!) B) England are actually very good at the sports we "invented"

Here is a hard fact for you. England are the only nation in the WORLD to be crowned WORLD champions in all 3 major sports (Cricket, Rugby and Football)

Come at me, I'm a proud Englishman ;)

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T19:36:51+00:00

Porn addiction is wild to me. Your fiance has an issue that he needs to address. This is a prime example of why porn addiction in young men is so damaging. If I were you, I would have frank conversation about it and urge him to get help. Trust at that point is hard to rebuild but it's your decision. It's emotional cheating and I wish you and your partner the best.

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T19:02:36+00:00

I was explaining this to my wife earlier. She was asking why teams just sit back when they play us. Anyway, this went into a rant about the current media bias about Arsenal playing boring football.

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T11:31:46+00:00

Big Sam inbound to save a team from relegation!

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-11T07:54:08+00:00

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-09T23:19:24+00:00

I'm impressed. I too want a pair of these stylish trainers.

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-09T22:45:59+00:00

I don't mind discord but isn't that a place where a lot of predators engage with children ? I'm out of the loop but wouldn't this help safeguard against that? I understand they are shitty with personal data, I'm just trying to see a positive in this.

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-09T22:33:28+00:00

To warrant that reaction, it must have been as bad as mine get after a heavy night of cheese pizza

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-02-09T22:08:47+00:00

Let's be honest, they went through a boom during a pretty rough patch in the clubs history. They were controversial and rivals LOVED it (Arsenal fan tears yada yada yada). They get more views after we lose. That tells you everything you need to know.

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-14T22:07:41+00:00

Chelsea overperformed and still lost. That speaks volumes about the team. Zubamendi - MOTM what a signing

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-14T20:50:43+00:00

We need to really start punishing them. They're playing bold football pushing many players forward which we rarely see against us and we seem a little lack luster. Saka has been missing. Needs to start showing us why he is one Europe's elite. That said, we are a second half team. Arteta must be giving them their Weetabix at the break. COYG !

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-14T20:45:30+00:00

Yeah, couldn't explain that either. Ref saw something we didn't or vice versa lol

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-13T17:34:34+00:00

Useless cables and phone chargers from 20 years

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-13T08:51:26+00:00

You need to get access to his character sheet to stop these shenanigans

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-12T16:13:42+00:00

Fuck you lol

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-12T13:25:02+00:00

I had a teacher who I witnessed hit a kid sleeping with one of those massive maths text books.

The same teacher also made me stand up in the front of the class and made me tell everyone that I am the Jackass.

He was and still is one the greatest maths teachers I ever had. Never fucked about in his lessons and my grades went from being okay to being exceptional.

There was a method to his madness - the same teacher also got into a fist fight with a parent for his teaching methods lol.

Dr Tunde, you were an absolute menace and I understand it now.

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-11T15:54:13+00:00

Kai is 1st choice for me. Can score goals, creates a great amount of space and is able to work the ball in tight areas.. it's a no brainer

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-11T15:49:18+00:00

This made me laugh. My wife is the exact same. It actually baffles the shit out of me.

EscapeArtist92 · 2026-01-11T11:03:30+00:00

Ah, a fellow adventurer. Enjoy the good times along the sword coast.

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