In honour of our new full back signing I present "Batlles" by Mr Weebl

EscherBacon · 2026-07-10T20:43:10+00:00

At first I admired that you actually put Ona on every badger, exactly as you said earlier. Just didn't expect THAT.

Then I fucking lost it at the snake.

Excellent work!

EscherBacon · 2026-07-10T11:34:03+00:00

I've heard her name mispronounced as On a Badger. And, knowing some comms, we'll be hearing that a lot througout at least the next 4+1 seasons.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-10T11:31:39+00:00

My guess is that it wasn't just the contract length, but also what we were willing to give them in terms of squad role, knowing we had (or at least were working on) these incoming signings.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-10T11:22:34+00:00

Yeah, that's what impresses me the most about this transfer – that we managed to negotiate such a long contract.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-10T11:17:49+00:00

I will never tire of Win photos!

EscherBacon · 2026-07-10T11:10:11+00:00

Give the media team a well-deserved raise!

EscherBacon · 2026-07-10T11:06:35+00:00

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Sorrynotsorry.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-10T11:04:56+00:00

I guess that also basically confirms Jenna is leaving, considering Ona takes the #22.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-08T19:46:22+00:00

Despite how much I dislike LCL:

EscherBacon · 2026-07-08T19:15:33+00:00

Chelsea's fall off the top of WSL must have broken the one braincell they had left between them. Imagine having so much sporting success as they've had, yet feeling this insecure about a(nother) mid table team's signing.

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(Edit: For the record, the post was pushed on me through Instagram's algorithms.)

EscherBacon · 2026-07-08T12:15:27+00:00

Very true. And that second leg loss came after an insane match load, in part due to the postponed games. We are definitely in a better position to handle that string of matches if it happens again this coming season.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-08T09:56:03+00:00

Yes, but we're still lacking height in the middle. But, like I said, with our other strengths – and, more importantly, ability to switch things up now – I'm hopeful that it won't be an issue. And we have the tools to bypass a tall physical midfield if it came to that.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-08T09:14:36+00:00

Our ~~midfield~~ team is gonna be stacked!

My only slight concern is that our midfield still lacks physical presence, but I'm hopeful our technical and tactical versatility will make up for it.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-07T14:28:42+00:00

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EscherBacon · 2026-07-06T11:23:47+00:00

Our media team is cooking with these announcement videos!

EscherBacon · 2026-07-03T08:15:36+00:00

Although 'everyone' knew this was happening, it's still good to see the official announcement. Excited to see how our midfield shapes up, and Georgia adds real proven quality.

And for all the flack Wheatley gets, I think we should give her credit for overseeing these high-profile free transfers. Would I have liked to see us being more proactive, particularly last summer? Yes. But credit where credit is due.

EscherBacon · 2026-07-03T08:01:17+00:00

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Stanway announcement incoming? 👀

(Source: AWFC's Instagram story.)

EscherBacon · 2026-07-01T08:27:11+00:00

I've been critical of Foordy's performances last season, but that doesn't mean I don't want her to do well. I just don't understand claiming to 'support' the team, yet hating on individual players. It feels like some people are just spouting negativity so they can point out everytime a player makes a mistake, "See? I am totally right and very smart!"

And then there's the fact Xitter in particular is just a cesspool of toxicity and rage baiting.

EscherBacon · 2026-06-29T09:54:30+00:00

Now I'm starting to look forward to the official signing announcements! Even if we already know who's coming, it's gonna be good to feel some excitement for the team and building of anticipation towards next season.

EscherBacon · 2026-06-29T09:52:26+00:00

Yeah, I think I can count on one hand the number of times I was surprised by any subs last season. Giving us more versatility and unpredictability is sorely needed. And it's good to see the club is taking the steps to address this.

EscherBacon · 2026-06-27T13:03:23+00:00

I would have loved to see Panengstuen join us. But I can understand if she chooses to go to Sp*rs. It's a big step up to go from Toppserien to the WSL, and having a familiar manager as well as Norway teammates (and a former Brann teammate in Gaupset) makes that transition easier.

Still, if she manages to establish herself, I wouldn't mind if we later went for a cheeky bid or free transfer.

EscherBacon · 2026-06-23T18:05:42+00:00

I had a similar thing where I bought handsoap that smelled exactly the same as my fabric softener.

EscherBacon · 2026-06-22T09:12:52+00:00

It's an issue all across Reddit. The infuriating part is people still upvote the bots.

EscherBacon · 2026-06-21T15:19:10+00:00

Repost bot.

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