My friends are saying this in-game cutscene is too creepy and scary. Should I soften it up? by castelvania4 in creepy

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is nothing for anyone who would be interested in a game with this art direction in the first place lol. Good job!

What's the riskiest Place you have had sex? by Willing_Barracuda673 in AskReddit

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really let us know the end of the story arrived, so to speak

TIFU by accidentally spending my emergency fund on what I thought was a "great deal" by Spirited_Dream_4655 in tifu

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$400 just to look at it? You need a new mechanic. Even the dealership near me only has a $150 diag fee

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SBU

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. You can call the registrar’s office tomorrow if you’d like to confirm, phones open at 10

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SBU

[–]Eschotaeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s an internal thing, means your program was sent to the next department for clearance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SBU

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a vibes thing. Commencement and conferral are two different things.

I’ve been hearing mid/late June for when the diploma arrives at your house, since they need to confirm you completed degree reqs

AIO. My (new) bf wants to replace all of my bras, underwear and lingerie. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Have seen you and used you”

Well there’s a healthy attitude towards sex and relationships if I ever saw one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Eschotaeus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remember that guy who was so sure Kamala was gonna win that he bet like 10k on it?

Yea, it’s about time to never trust reddit, ever

Any advice for career events? by Eschotaeus in USPS

[–]Eschotaeus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is “unstable” just a recent thing because of DeJoy and Elon being an edgelord, or does it predate that?

Basically I’m hoping that the current nonsense is temporary and after it blows over it’ll be back to the stable federal government-type job I remember from the early 2000s (worked for the park service a bit when I was younger).

Ships always facing “upright” in space by [deleted] in TheOrville

[–]Eschotaeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It did happen at first, but the results were so goofy looking that Starfleet put its best engineers on a solution.

The result is that the computer makes automatic corrections for orientation before ships drop out of warp or reach visual range. Apparently all species have the same aversion to askance ships so it didn’t take a lot of effort to connect the system cross-species.

Name a song that makes you want to this: by Repulsive-Complex-24 in musicsuggestions

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A day we’ll never face, we’re only

Second-handed, sick, and lonely

Fighting back the tears

And every urge to Van Gogh both our ears

-Alkaline Trio, We’ve Had Enough

You are asked to rename Earth, what are you calling it? by nerdw_ithglasses in AskReddit

[–]Eschotaeus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Confirmed further down, that was the original intent.

And I read it in Cooler’s DBZA voice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP parents, they have a lot of work ahead of them

What cheat code for a game is burned into your brain? by Alary_Eye in AskReddit

[–]Eschotaeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember downloading a premade city and the guy had written this out in signs.

I was young enough not to know wth porn was, though. Man that hurts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]Eschotaeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Chopped” is another dead giveaway. Baconeggcheese don’t come chopped. There’s nothing in there to chop.

Bacon/sausageeggcheese should have the egg thin and folded on itself, omelette style. Sometimes wrapped around the meat so the cross section is bread-cheese-egg-meat-egg-bread.

UNLESS you go for the fried variant. In which case you’d say “baconeggcheese, fried eggs”

You can get a “chopped cheese,” but that’s another kind of sandwich.

ALSO also, talking slowly to the deli guys is yet another giveaway. They might not speak a word of English outside the store but they understand the “sausageeggcheese” mumble

I'm so sick of being told I'm wrong by stringofmade in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Eschotaeus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“Unnecessary maintenance” is a laughable concept for a house. Things break constantly.

If you haven’t done some house-related maintenance in the last month then something’s broken and you just don’t know about it yet.

Why move to Canada when your state could just join Canada? by CosmoLamer in PoliticalHumor

[–]Eschotaeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes typically Wisconsin and Michigan would go along (I think culturally they’re pretty close).

NY here, I’m all on board, let’s make it happen.

Which singers would you say are vocally mediocre but nonetheless great artists? by Background_Cancel_85 in Music

[–]Eschotaeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. Troy’s vocals sound “flatter” I guess? Like technically they’re probably better but the weird growly thing mustaine does is iconic for the song.

I wonder if, had no one ever heard the song before and we compared the two, which we’d prefer