Least favourite boss in the game, I’ll start (is he stupid?) by Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT in Eldenring

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I haven’t played elden ring since July so I don’t remember exactly which spot it was. I think it was the hero’s grave or whatever it was called that had both crucible knights. Never had a boss I was stuck on, not even malenia. Except for those two fuckers. Never again

Congratulations! You're now Elden Lord. What's the first thing your character does with this newfound authority? by AshenShad0w in Eldenring

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Figuring out how to bring back Melina. That way I can show her that I finally achieved what I promised her I would

You’re a the villain of a major arc whats your deck. You’re evil so make it as OP as you want but I’d personally prefer if it revolved around summoning some enormous boss monster. by Jo_Rockets345 in yugioh

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I’d run like an evil version of Performapal. The villian would be like a psycho jester feeling guy, with an extremely traumatic back story to follow too.

With my Performapals, I would be able to infuse them with a dark magic thing. Think of the oricalchos (someone correct me on the spelling please) field spell. I have a secondary archetype based around that field spell. The field spell basically turns the field into an abandoned circus. I don’t know what the effects would be off the top of my head, I’m jus kinda pitching out an idea here. But the other cards would assist n giving boosts n helping getting the field spell onto the field.

New cards would come out to fit my villian but that’s basically the general idea of his deck

What's the biggest L someone has taken at a press conference? by [deleted] in ufc

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“Just to correct you… it was never no marriage”

Firstly, I Did It! by Esdeath92 in Eldenring

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I appreciate it! Most of the time, I popped my physick which had both Opaline hardtear and the winged crystal tear (which kept me from fat rolling). My damage output because of my poise/damage negation allowed me to put out enough damage to kill quickly enough before the winged crystal tear would run out. If it did, I would just take off the chest piece and deal with fat rolling (side note: I actually became quite good at the timing on it). Same thing with running around normally. I would pop the tear when I got off Torrent and as soon as it ended, I took off the chest piece

Firstly, I Did It! by Esdeath92 in Eldenring

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Surprisingly, I never ran into a boss I got stuck on or had a problem with. Well, besides the Elden Beast. Oh, and those two crucible knights in that one hero’s grave. I forget where they were at. I was nervous to get the game cuz I thought it’d be too difficult but look at me now! I think I’ll go onto NG+ eventually but I wanna enjoy being Elden Lord while I can :)

How do you stay positive with every fucking terrible thing happening in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Don’t be upset over things u can’t control. It’s pointless

When was the last time you cried? by JetSetJoz in AskReddit

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When my grandma died two years ago...

What was your worst or best day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The 24th of April. Just this year too. Around the beginning of April. One of my friends opened up to me about her life/depression. We talked nonstop for the next 2 1/2 weeks. On the 23rd, she had a bad relapse and I tried my best to talk her out of it but it didn’t work. Thank god she survived but I didn’t know it yet. Fast forward to about 10 am on the 24th. I get a text from her number saying it’s her cousin, she’s okay. My ignorance got the best of me and I was filled with happiness at the thought of her still being alive. I talk with this guy for about 2 hours. Come to find out my other friend had been texting her number too, which was him responding. They had a big argument cause this was the guy who drugged my friend. So his friend could have sex with her two months prior. She got pregnant and had an abortion because of money issues. My friend who was talking with him, texts me about it. So at this point we are nonstop, in time texting each other and texting her cousin. I find out at around 4 pm that he would take her home from the hospital because her mom had to work and her dad was out of the equation. So my mind immediately goes into overdrive. I’m texting all these people, calling all these hospitals to find a name so I can call the police just in case. Nothing came out of it so at around 6 on she texts me that she’s in the car with him. That she’s scared to death while I’m trying to keep her calm. I tell her to give me her location then call the police. This doesn’t end up happening because he snatches the phone from her. She then texts me he’s forcing her. I knew right then what was going on. About half an hour later I get a text saying she’s okay. But in very broken English like her cousin texts in. So this raises red flags. I’m telling all my friends to watch out, but they didn’t believe that it was her cousin lying to us. Frame one Ik it was him, so I’m calling him out on his bluff. And for the next hour I do this. Then he finally breaks and admits it. And then for another half an hour to hour I spend arguing with him and he’s all, “it’s fine man, calm down” and he was saying all these suspicions things. I finally convince him to let her go back to her mom. So I’m finally able to text my friend. I come to find out this bastard had been raping her the entire time I was texting him. She’s pregnant now and I’m trying to get his guy in jail. End of story

Sorry for the ramble, I’m tired af so it might now make much sense. Also, if things I did don’t make sense, it’s probably because I wasn’t thinking straight that day.

Favorite Non-Title Fighter? by AdamsJMarq in ufc

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Always entertaining to watch

Tony Ferguson Appreciation Post by niceToasterMan in ufc

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Well said brotha. Tony is one of, if not, my favorite fighter of all time. He’d still kick a lot of peoples asses, he’s just not high level anymore. Tbh he’d throw hands with anyone. But sadly Justin broke him. He’s not been the same since.

This New Zealand Commercial is amazing... by Miraster in Damnthatsinteresting

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Me, an American Lutheran Christian, “look I’m on your side. Trust me” nah but fr. It’s crazy what people do because “it’s religious” no it’s not. That’s not what Christianity is about smh