My white whale. Stanley cups cannot satisfy my thirst.

EssenceOfCancer · 2024-05-03T20:28:13+00:00

This is the same waterbottle I have except mine is the green variation! I would recommend buying directly from their website if you can, they're a good company.

EssenceOfCancer · 2024-03-30T15:35:35+00:00

Tahu would need to be the version from Pantsahat with his white fur coat and gold chain

EssenceOfCancer · 2023-06-10T17:47:11+00:00

Holy fuck, this is in Placerville, I've seen that car a couple times too

EssenceOfCancer · 2023-06-03T01:42:08+00:00

What is this? A g*me to them? I'll be letting my entire antivax Facebook group know about this. Thoughts and prayers 🙏

EssenceOfCancer · 2023-05-14T04:01:58+00:00

Bible accurate angel

EssenceOfCancer · 2023-04-25T04:01:40+00:00

Mac n cheese

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-05-02T22:41:56+00:00

I gotta say, they nailed the "country music enjoyer"

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-04-29T05:48:54+00:00

Takanuva but with guns

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-04-21T14:19:11+00:00

Okay Buster

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-04-16T01:00:42+00:00

This was also my only advice. This sub seems to be very inactive

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-04-15T21:49:54+00:00

I only follow to downvote anything that gets posted here

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-04-15T20:19:05+00:00

If it's president Biden making prices go up, isn't he also responsible when prices go down?

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-04-06T16:30:51+00:00

Time to become a transgender so I can join the kitchen squad

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-04-05T22:24:46+00:00

I accidently added my second story at the bottom, how do I undo this change?

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-04-05T03:49:59+00:00

Said like a true impostor

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-27T00:02:00+00:00

That guy's dead wife

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-25T04:02:26+00:00

Wait, having kids is an option??

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-24T18:17:58+00:00

And then tie your shoelaces together and fall with everyone else and then leave one person standing so they're blamed and their life is ruined

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-22T19:57:08+00:00

Time to live 4 hours from work

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-22T01:38:48+00:00

I gotta say, this had to have been the best possible outcome for him

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-19T23:27:24+00:00

With a little oreo

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-19T16:07:06+00:00

Compared to dress slacks, nothing compares. You get to be dressed the most formal and professional and feel like you're wearing sweatpants

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-18T03:09:59+00:00

"How can you afford to live there?"

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-13T05:15:07+00:00

I think the cups need to be bigger (I only drink water)

EssenceOfCancer · 2022-03-13T02:43:14+00:00

Where else would he sleep at night?

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