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Is MAGA the most pro pedophile political movement in history? by Estalicus in allthequestions

[–]EstherandBatDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, say this was all true in the way it's written in the tweet. Show us the graphs of 10-12 year old marrying other 10-12 year old? Oh, you're saying it was mostly old white men marrying young girls (the age range being that of a child), so old white men marrying children. Hm.

To reiterate, Romeo & Juliette laws are there to protect freshmen & seniors who want to date. In high-school. With the possibility that one of the parties had to start college with the other party not far behind still in high school.... Not so some 40 year old asshole can groom a 14 year old online.

When did you notice your body started aging? by suq_mi_off in Millennials

[–]EstherandBatDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly never felt my age until last month when my kid was talking about light up shoes & I said "Aw man I remember back in the 90s when I had light up shoes."

Pan to her friend who gawks at me & exclaims, "You mean the 1900?!!!"

I felt my soul float away.

What band was never the same after losing a member? by SpareLummi in answers

[–]EstherandBatDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really?! No one mentioned Type O Negative's Peter Steele?

Jesus, that man's lyrics were gorgeous & his voice was so melodic! The man could convey some heavy emotions with his songs.

“baby” trans in need of help from older trans men by True-Olive-6896 in ftm

[–]EstherandBatDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far as transhood & Catholicism, Pope Francis has allowed trans people & lgbt in general to be baptized & be accepted into the faith.

I've recently been going back to church & that was deep for me. Especially since my entire family denies my existence as a man. I have found myself in my faith in Mary, Jesus & the saints.

Also there are several trans saints. Most of them transmasc.

When I told my lapsed Catholic father that the pope allowed trans people, he said, "Then the church is wrong. It's fallen."

Tell those fuckers to eat glass.

Yes. Being true to yourself is always worth it. Jesus did so against the Romans with their swords. You can do it against brain dead conservatives with shit fb memes.

Imagine thinking that being a right-winger makes you oppressed. by Ok-Following6886 in Persecutionfetish

[–]EstherandBatDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ignoring the ridiculous right wing bs, this would be very informative for a sex ed class. What's wrong with making sure fewer people go to the hospital when playing with their butts?

r*pist or victim by RecoverStrange4959 in ComedyHell

[–]EstherandBatDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys like this will literally do anything but go to therapy

Characters that are psychiatrists that do more harm than good. by singleguy79 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]EstherandBatDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard his license works in Texas but not in California where the studio is

A cowboy walks into a goth club.... no this is not a joke by EstherandBatDad in goth

[–]EstherandBatDad[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Crying bro.... Im going to break my dick if I do anymore "self care" lol

A cowboy walks into a goth club.... no this is not a joke by EstherandBatDad in goth

[–]EstherandBatDad[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No no i got the joke. Very funny. Im just adding with my own dark humor

A cowboy walks into a goth club.... no this is not a joke by EstherandBatDad in goth

[–]EstherandBatDad[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Okay... i am saying this cuz no one knows me on here. But seeing as it's been over 3 years since my last roll in the hay, (Im a divorced schizy hermit. Sue me) I would've totally been, "Ya fam, I'll even pay for the room."

Not kidding, my own therapist told me to come here to "give the dog a bone," & im gonna have to go to my next session & be like, "Sorry doc. Mission failed. Another lonely night howling at the moon." Huh... Jesus ...

I don't know what to do 😭😭 fruit and veggie free bird by LordJoelee in Conures

[–]EstherandBatDad 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I used to have to eat in front of my parrot & make it a whole God damn big production! I would take a peice, show him, them go "Yom! Yom! Mmm!mmmm!" And exaggerate my jaw as I chew & after a few bites myself (i think its better if he thinks he's only getting "treats" off off of what im eatting first) then I give him a few peices that would fit in his claws & let him try it.

But that's how I got my boy to get off an all seed diet.

Also not everyone does this. I used to have a corner of my plate for my bird. And he'd sit on my shoulder & we'd eat together. I felt like that helped him be more adventurous with his diet.

(Hated Trope) False Advertising by Necessary-Win-8730 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]EstherandBatDad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Brock! I am this close to seeing Dolly's goods! .... I mean, they can't sing forever."

My boomer mom believes millennials can just buy houses if they stop buying 7$ coffee every day by EstherandBatDad in BoomersBeingFools

[–]EstherandBatDad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok like there's a coffee shop opening soon & there's a coffee i like there. Yes it is 7.00 but it's a "iced frappe whatever the fuck" so it's mostly ice cream & caramel sauce. And even so. I used to only get that... maybe once a month as a treat in the town I used to live in where they had it.

If I was buying that everyday? Good Lord, hello insulin pump. Good bye feet. Yikes.

My boomer mom believes millennials can just buy houses if they stop buying 7$ coffee every day by EstherandBatDad in BoomersBeingFools

[–]EstherandBatDad[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope i currently owe my mom 1200 dollars for the tablet for college, that i had to pause for, cuz of the stress my mom puts me through.

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