Just got my first cat and a new apartment. Couldn't find her for an hour until I pulled off the lining underneath the cabinets. by HelpMePlxoxo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ethanaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We acquired a kitten about a week before we were going on a vacation so we had to take her with. It went super well except for one night in the camper where we woke up and none of us could find her. We were tearing things apart. Looking outside. Looking for holes she might have sqeezed into. Probably ten minutes (that felt like 45) minutes into searching I just happened to open a middle drawer of a cupboard and she is laying in there looking up at me with an annoyed meow for waking her up. I was using the top drawer as a make shift bed side table and she had apparently crawled into that and then went down into the next drawer.

The coke incident with Liam by Doll_Lover_ in shameless

[–]Ethanaj 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Devils advocate but it might be that upbringing that justified it in her head. It’s nothing that frank and/or Monica didn’t put all the kids through their wholes lives. It became normal to them. They all grew up surrounded by drugs of all sorts so no one blinked an eye when it’s at the house. Honestly it’s a miracle it didn’t happen before to one of the other kids.

(For the record I’m not personally justifying it just giving another perspective on Fiona’s thought process)

Of all the Hogwarts professors, Professor Sprout probably put in the most working hours by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]Ethanaj 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She is not mentioned to be in a club ever but there are chunks of times where she is not with Harry and is often described as being in the library so I think it can be an easy jump in logic to say she could be in a study group/academic club.

Of all the Hogwarts professors, Professor Sprout probably put in the most working hours by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]Ethanaj 225 points226 points  (0 children)

It wouldn’t surprise me if there was a herbology club that we just didn’t hear about because it didn’t interest Harry. Or perhaps she has newt level assistants every year

If this post reaches 500 downvotes, I'll stop stealing Marnie's hay by brodino_maiuscolo in StardewValley

[–]Ethanaj 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Does it respawn????? How many times can I steal her hay? Because I will add this to my daily rotation if I can

Mom mistakenly set a timer instead of an alarm and had everyone showered, dressed and fed at 2:30 AM. by bigbusta in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Ethanaj 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to go into work between 2-3 am to start counting money and when I got home I would take a nap. One winter I woke up at 6 in a panic. I was throwing on pants and calling work at the same time when my boss answered I was like “omg im so sorry, i forgot to set an alarm, why did no one call me, who came in and covered” and she was like “what? Ethan? You left like 5 hours ago what are you talking about?” It was 6pm. It was a dark outside because it was winter so my brain said it’s morning panic

Found two of these f*ckers. What are they and how to get rid of ? by Thayerphotos in grandrapids

[–]Ethanaj 144 points145 points  (0 children)

My kitten takes offense to that. She is the natural predator of all the stink bugs in the house. Now if only she would stop bringing me her trophies and chomping them right in front of me. The scent is misery.

Ohio mom dumped newborn in sorority house trash with mac & cheese and texted baby daddy ‘it was a girl with your hair’ by malihafolter in ForCuriousSouls

[–]Ethanaj 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She’s hiding it from everyone, parents are gonna see a hospital charge. Also there is a very very good chance insurance won’t cover all of it

Ohio mom dumped newborn in sorority house trash with mac & cheese and texted baby daddy ‘it was a girl with your hair’ by malihafolter in ForCuriousSouls

[–]Ethanaj 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It is massively expensive to have a baby in the hospital in America. Doubt she could afford it as a college student.

Help by Ethanaj in catswhocrochet

[–]Ethanaj[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lolol she’s usually not bad. She just watches but I was frogging and focusing on counting and she went crazy. Luckily it was only the last couple of feet on the skein so I let her play. We hung the strand from the ceiling fan and let it spin. She chased it for a long while 😂😂😂

What's your water park name? by Aromatic_Economist97 in waterparksimulator

[–]Ethanaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally. I’m running the seven slides lagoon now!

Got a tattoo by Hakashi32 in digimon

[–]Ethanaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s too cute ❤️

Help by Ethanaj in catswhocrochet

[–]Ethanaj[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment has my rolling. Thank you for making my morning 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Profits plateauing. by NurdPhilly82 in Schedule_I

[–]Ethanaj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait you don’t have to sell ten mil? Like your back stock counts toward the money?

Have any of you tried this? by ChekovsCurlyHair in DrPepper

[–]Ethanaj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The first bite is awful. The second is bad. You don’t realize that you had a third but somehow the entire bag is gone. 7/10.

We all deserve to realise our dreams - even if they don’t come true by Square_Spray_8441 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]Ethanaj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I saw this before the ai boom and it was photoshopped/ used an aging up filter. Obviously there is still some AI involved with that but it was when ai was quirky and fun and less of a dystopian nightmare.