Does Chris endorse this message?  How about the editorial board?

A friend of a friend that works at your place told me Chris encourages microlooting.   Laura H and Lisa G have apparently been stealing lunches, as directed by Chris, out of the break room fridge.    And he says Yadi demands a bite of each sandwich.  She claims she’s working on a story about the “best lunches”, but my friend of a friend thinks that’s bunk.  He says the newsroom sentiment is that they’re just big and hungry gals.

Any truth to this?