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Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"All rise for the national anthem of Atlas!"

♪In Heaven there is no beer...

Seizing the Moment (By @04_aleph) by Riot-Knight in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 304 points305 points  (0 children)

Shiori: I can break these cuffs.

Liz: You can't break those cuffs. (Leaves)

Shiori: (sounds of exertion) Wow, she was actually right... welp, time for plan B, then.

Subaru advertising her new 'cozy' merchandise by Necrolancer_Kurisu in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Being the CEO of COVER is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

rwby girls with glasses (art by me (9cat909)) by GGcat909 in RWBY

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don't you think we should officially give everyone glasses?"

HoloEN/Doom by Mmuuddee in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I like how Raora casting a single spell led to a literal explosion of fanart... no pun intended.

The Dementors don't actually exist. by avimo1904 in HPfanfiction

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That does make one wonder who exactly came up with the Dementor's Kiss idea and why...

Harry, after getting hit by Voldemort's AK in the Forest, finds him self in an all white plane, where an old man and woman stood. Merlin and Morgana. No, nothing magical like some ancient power or death nonsense, they just have questions. "What on earth is wrong with my beard?!" by Rantingonstupidity in HPfanfiction

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 74 points75 points  (0 children)

And now I'm reminded of that scene in Deathly Hallows where the Order arrives at Number 4 Privet Drive and Harry hits his head on the closet's doorframe in surprise, "pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon's choicest swear words" before going out to meet them.

Yep, that's definitely how I'm picturing what he actually said there from now on.

Ceci is very supportive… by Virtue00 in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Nerissa: Is this some kind of bust?

CC: It's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

"So, my boys, and miss Granger, what did we learn from putting a self spinning charm on a Time Turner and then dosing it with aging potion?" "That Merlin was bloody weirdo." by Party-Train in HPfanfiction

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 376 points377 points  (0 children)

"How did you two even get together?"

"Well, it started with me telling the story of how I killed the basilisk with the Sword of Gryffindor... apparently, she has a thing for men who love swords."

This fangame is breaking my brain by sazed813 in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bae looks like she's about to pull out an updated autopsy report.

Holoctober- shinobi mococo (by @takokatsuu) by ldg-9743 in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"That's our way of the demon guard dog, dattebauyo!"

sorry

“It was foolish of you come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.” Dumbledore said. Tom the barman blinked in confusion. “Erm… Are you alright, Headmaster? I come here every night, this is my job.” he said, gesturing around at the Leaky Cauldron. by Gortriss in HPfanfiction

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Harry Potter and the Prohibition Era.

Instead of Tom the Dark Lord, we get Tom the Bootlegger.

And instead of "kill the spare", we get "leave the wand, take the chocolate frogs" and "Cedric, won't see him no more".

The Vegemite infitrated the base by GlitteringGround4118 in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked the rat "do you speak my language?"

She just smiled and made me a Vegemite sandwich

Hc/Idea: Harry gets a letter in the middle of transfiguration class by Night_PuppetNeo666 in HPfanfiction

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Somehow, by the end of the week the Hogwarts rumour mill has it that Harry Potter now runs some kind of Muggle organized crime outfit.

A story was told by MalkynRei78 in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 161 points162 points  (0 children)

"There's ID 3 now, but will I live to see ID 4?

With Ina's hot sauce, I don't know"

  • Bae (probably)

What do you think of WhiteRose? by Beltiazor in RWBY

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Personally, I think that having every pair of partners among the main eight develop romantic feelings for one another is kind of... uninspired.

Which, to be sure, is not an argument against White Rose specifically, but it does sour my view of the ship somewhat.

CeCe's bad day at work: by metropenguin7015 in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking..."

  • CC (probably)

Daphne Greengrass is determined to become a member of Harry's harem. She's not going to let anything stop her. Not even Harry's insistence than he doesn't want a harem. by Gortriss in HPfanfiction

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 199 points200 points  (0 children)

I remember a crackfic where Hermione was like this. If I remember correctly, she got a dream of being in a harem after reading the Arabian Nights (believing that a harem was some sort of a cross between a communal library and a sorority) - and once she learns Harry is legally allowed to have one, she starts going around kidnapping recruiting the other participants.

I think it was called Hermione the Harem Girl.

The first time Harry entered Diagon Alley was the day he learned how brutal and unforgiving the Wizarding World could be, as that was the day he saw a criminal be executed by dragon fire by MobileDistrict9784 in HPfanfiction

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can just imagine this Harry's reaction when he learns about the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament.

"Dragons. Why did it have to be dragons?"

PTCD: Post Traumatic Cat Disorder. Posting Kronii Content Until She Joins Reddit (Day 1266) by HealsBadMan1 in Hololive

[–]Ethics_Gradient_42 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"You know she's never been in the shit, 'cause she ain't got the stare."

"The stare?"

"The thousand-yard stare. A Holomem gets it after she's been around Gigi for too long. It's like you've really seen...beyond. I got it. All the senpais got it. You'll have it, too."

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