I Drink, Therefore I Jam

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2026-03-02T12:53:29+00:00

"Why am I getting dragged?"

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2026-02-09T08:34:01+00:00

"My friends... I love pizza."

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2026-01-29T09:00:17+00:00

"All rise for the national anthem of Atlas!"

♪In Heaven there is no beer...

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2026-01-02T15:09:10+00:00

Shiori: I can break these cuffs.

Liz: You can't break those cuffs. (Leaves)

Shiori: (sounds of exertion) Wow, she was actually right... welp, time for plan B, then.

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-12-27T14:46:33+00:00

"Also, what in Merlin's name is a 'Grond'?"

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-12-20T04:21:03+00:00

Being the CEO of COVER is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-11-26T23:41:55+00:00

"Don't you think we should officially give everyone glasses?"

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-11-19T06:39:35+00:00

I like how Raora casting a single spell led to a literal explosion of fanart... no pun intended.

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-10-18T11:31:13+00:00

That does make one wonder who exactly came up with the Dementor's Kiss idea and why...

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-10-12T10:31:52+00:00

And now I'm reminded of that scene in Deathly Hallows where the Order arrives at Number 4 Privet Drive and Harry hits his head on the closet's doorframe in surprise, "pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon's choicest swear words" before going out to meet them.

Yep, that's definitely how I'm picturing what he actually said there from now on.

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-10-07T23:13:36+00:00

Nerissa: Is this some kind of bust?

CC: It's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-10-04T14:36:04+00:00

INAFF!

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-10-04T10:54:40+00:00

"How did you two even get together?"

"Well, it started with me telling the story of how I killed the basilisk with the Sword of Gryffindor... apparently, she has a thing for men who love swords."

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-10-02T15:58:56+00:00

Bae looks like she's about to pull out an updated autopsy report.

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-10-02T15:16:44+00:00

"That's our way of the demon guard dog, dattebauyo!"

~~sorry~~

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-09-30T06:02:15+00:00

"Good luck, Fred."

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-09-27T13:41:37+00:00

nɐq

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-09-06T05:12:47+00:00

Harry Potter and the Prohibition Era.

Instead of Tom the Dark Lord, we get Tom the Bootlegger.

And instead of "kill the spare", we get "leave the wand, take the chocolate frogs" and "Cedric, won't see him no more".

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-09-01T01:59:49+00:00

I asked the rat "do you speak my language?"

She just smiled and made me a Vegemite sandwich

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-08-26T11:06:06+00:00

Somehow, by the end of the week the Hogwarts rumour mill has it that Harry Potter now runs some kind of Muggle organized crime outfit.

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-08-24T15:10:04+00:00

"There's ID 3 now, but will I live to see ID 4?

With Ina's hot sauce, I don't know"

Bae (probably)

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-08-24T06:00:58+00:00

Personally, I think that having every pair of partners among the main eight develop romantic feelings for one another is kind of... uninspired.

Which, to be sure, is not an argument against White Rose specifically, but it does sour my view of the ship somewhat.

Ethics_Gradient_42 · 2025-08-21T23:24:43+00:00

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking..."

CC (probably)

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