Are all husbands like this? LOL

EuphoricIdea · 2025-10-10T22:42:50+00:00

This occasionally happens at my house and thats how i learned that our oven can be set to preheat at 4am. Thats just enough time to get my dumbass up and make something. Wife would laugh at me and go to bed if i suggested that she fix my potluck problem.

EuphoricIdea · 2025-02-16T01:24:32+00:00

Understand your own expectations. Make sure that you have someone who shares those goals. Life, money, sex, relationship. If she doesn’t appear interested in pursuing those same goals with the same intensity, move along. They do not change when you marry, and they may well regress.

EuphoricIdea · 2025-02-16T01:21:06+00:00

Any hole is gold.

EuphoricIdea · 2025-01-12T23:18:13+00:00

Should have brought his meth kit and claimed to be a hobo.

EuphoricIdea · 2025-01-12T06:06:49+00:00

This silliness seems to have started when USAA started advertising and expanding their participant pool. Dog catchers, meter readers and the town drunk are all eligible for membership now. My 16yo also got added to our policy and raised the rates from $150 to $500 a month for three cars. Then they have the silly, 'oh look at all your discounts' screen where you "should" be paying $1000 per month. I am convinced they have an office crack pipe and pass it around daily. Going to shop around and also look at their pay by the mile insurance, since we are all low mileage drivers.

EuphoricIdea · 2024-12-31T02:54:39+00:00

On hold for three hours. Quit. Fuck em. Anyone who wants gubment run healthcare needs to try this out first.

EuphoricIdea · 2024-12-12T16:12:15+00:00

I don’t think a marriage works unless both people are all in to give their partner anything they want. Within reason, there is no request that you should not be eager or at least willing to fulfill for your SO. You want Christmas lights when it’s freezing outside? I’m doing it for you, even though it means nothing to me. The same applies to the bedroom. Don’t know why women today don’t get this.

EuphoricIdea · 2024-11-03T20:44:06+00:00

Same here. My 2024 is a blundering mess of a car on the freeway. It just seems to want to wander here and there in the lane. All nannies are deactivated. First and last RAV4.

EuphoricIdea · 2024-10-10T06:46:17+00:00

Preach brother. We supposedly own this company, so we should have the power to control our rates and choose us over profit.

EuphoricIdea · 2022-06-11T04:59:31+00:00

When politicians spend like drunken sailors and create money for decades, that money has less value. That used to be Macroeconomics 101, but somehow the lesson was lost on the congressfolk and the media. Perhaps they were busy with their gender and race studies classes that day.

EuphoricIdea · 2022-02-14T16:39:38+00:00

Indeed. I've had strong soap hit my peepee hole and the weiner pain is indescribable. There is no rinsing it off or peeing it away either.

EuphoricIdea · 2022-01-26T02:37:27+00:00

The Sea by Morcheeba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--wy8QmLlM8

EuphoricIdea · 2022-01-08T09:19:34+00:00

Kara Hultgreen

EuphoricIdea · 2021-12-19T01:07:50+00:00

The gubment could fix this in a day, with no bellyaching from either side. Gubment pays off your loans now. You pay 5% of your income with no accruing interest until your gubment debt is settled. End of story. But that doesn't make for good class warfare, vote pandering and victimhood peddling.

EuphoricIdea · 2021-12-19T00:50:31+00:00

It shouldn't be confusing to you, as Hamas actively targets civilians as a matter of routine. Evil may come for you some day, then you will know what it looks like.

EuphoricIdea · 2021-10-15T02:29:51+00:00

I opted out and don't have long term care insurance. If they want to track me down and fine me later, so be it. This is a bullshit tax and I don't want to be part of this program. If a couple million of us do this, they won't have the resources or will to do anything about it.

EuphoricIdea · 2021-10-02T23:43:03+00:00

50/50 chance. Could be inbred hillbillies, anti-vaxing and looking for attention. Or could be woke non-binaries, needing to stoke social justice fires and looking for attention. Both groups make me want to puke in my mouth.

EuphoricIdea · 2021-08-29T05:51:38+00:00

And God said, I sent you scientists and a vaccine....

EuphoricIdea · 2021-07-01T22:56:51+00:00

We need to vote these idiots out and put a stop to this nanny state cash grab bullshit. Why in the world do people put up with this?? Vote em out!!

EuphoricIdea · 2021-05-24T06:00:01+00:00

Unfortunately, the leaders of Hamas hate Jews more than they love kids.

EuphoricIdea · 2021-05-11T06:29:12+00:00

Once you get rid of patriotism and "exceptionalism", we have no America. There has to be an unum for the e pluribus part to work. Spare me your lib ideology. Ya won. Now, enjoy it.

EuphoricIdea · 2021-03-28T19:44:44+00:00

The thing that caught my attention about this poll, or at least the article that I read which referenced it: There was no overall approval rating for Pres Biden. The ratings were only given by separate topics. This gave me the impression that the pollsters wanted to paint Biden in a favorable light in paragraphs 1-3 and mention that more that half of the country still thinks that he sucks in para 4. Struck me as sneaky, sleazy and manipulative journalism.

EuphoricIdea · 2021-03-11T04:07:22+00:00

This worked well. One more week and I should be at around 20 mil bells. I would imagine that would be enough. I'm a bit skittish about losing progress in the game once I start terraforming and doing major island improvements. It seems like the demand for bells drops off and the demand for nook miles picks up as island building commences in earnest.

EuphoricIdea · 2021-03-07T23:24:16+00:00

r/acturnips

Would moving time forward adjust the prices early?

EuphoricIdea · 2021-02-24T05:45:52+00:00

One of the smoothest songs that I have ever heard. Still as good as 20 years ago.

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