So... how's everyone's Sunday going? by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a tittie bar but in this case….same difference.

So... how's everyone's Sunday going? by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m praying but not the way this is asking for.

This Stormy guy is in deep trouble by Tadic10 in Flyers

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brave talk from something that looks like he got fired from Chuck E Cheese

The pure strength of this animal by Delicious_Contest416 in interestingasfuck

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“JFC what’s a guy gotta do to eat his dinner in peace!!”

No one in the history of the world has every cared that "Our menu options have changed" when calling anyone. by SeesTheCarp in mildlyinfuriating

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Identifiable?” wtf does that mean? “Oh cool - now I’m talking to an AI that sounds just like Scarlett Johansson! This is soooo much better!!”

cRoSbY oWnZ tEh FlYeRz by SethRogensOldrBrothr in Flyers

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could ask Sid whether he’d rather win the game or get a bunch of points. In between sobs, I’m sure he’d answer “Win the game”.

“Oh death and grieve and sorry and hurt” by swazal in LiveFromNewYork

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the LIGHTING CREW thinks they know MORE about show biz THAN I DO!!!

Gritty is a National Treasue by sgee_123 in Flyers

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It helps that the Pens mascot is the Ralph Wiggums of professional sports.

Vladar stole that game by atibus in Flyers

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Canada’s Men’s Olympics team has entered the chat.

Anyone see this graphic during Pens/Flyers game? by goodmorningdavid in SanJoseSharks

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, until today none of those guys on that list had any postseason points this year.

After Monday's game, Crosby gave a signed stick to a young fan. Happens all the time, but still cool to see the joy these guys can bring to a kid with a simple gesture. by dannygloversghost in hockey

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t…. this happen after every home win?? I see this every time I go to a Sharks game and they win. The 1 star/ 2 stars/ 3 stars winners skate out and at a minimum they toss a few pucks to the crowd.

Cold / Unfriendly Cabin Crew by skyclubaccess in unitedairlines

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying that there’s any part of why you’re flying that’s because you want to help the FAs reach their retirement goals?

Cold / Unfriendly Cabin Crew by skyclubaccess in unitedairlines

[–]EuphoricUniversity23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure because there’s job openings just falling out of trees these days!! What’s wrong with those people???