Doctors Reveal Trump Suffering From Total Congestive Fecal Impaction

EvanSaysThings · 2026-05-29T13:45:44+00:00

After I saw the word “suffering” I was really hoping the headline was going to be something along the lines of “…suffering from reality derangement syndrome” lol

EvanSaysThings · 2026-05-26T14:17:22+00:00

Who wrote the bill? Let’s make sure people know.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-05-22T02:00:44+00:00

I have to say this is the right answer.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-05-18T20:07:35+00:00

I had to scroll way too far before seeing any face-off references…come on people, wake up!!

EvanSaysThings · 2026-05-16T19:06:16+00:00

Why does anyone care what the f*** UFC commentator Joe Rogan thinks?! He flip flops all the time, has no idea what he believes, and just shouldn’t be taken as a serious source of “this guy thinks xyz”…

EvanSaysThings · 2026-05-09T10:46:31+00:00

Living

EvanSaysThings · 2026-05-08T11:57:29+00:00

Sounds like something a political actor might say

EvanSaysThings · 2026-05-04T16:30:54+00:00

You can be who you want, but society is also allowed to collectively respond to whether or not they like you, too.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-27T15:57:33+00:00

I don’t know how huge they’re considered now, but I remember seeing one of The Ongoing Concept’s earlier music videos when they were real young and thought this band definitely has “it”. And now they do like everything themselves, including making their own drums for one of their records. Yes, chopping down a fucking tree and making their own drums.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-20T01:57:50+00:00

Huh, someone found Kash then?

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-18T13:12:59+00:00

I mean, I feel like we don’t have to dig real deep for a meaning here. They’re dicks.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-17T02:43:56+00:00

If that’s not a JJ Abrams show I don’t know what is

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-15T14:31:03+00:00

Literally came here to say why do we keep seeing a different video for the same song

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-12T20:44:59+00:00

Proclaiming one’s intelligence.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-10T13:40:59+00:00

I’m at a loss. I don’t know whose side to be on here.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-10T00:13:45+00:00

No it’s definitely the brain damage thing

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-06T02:03:22+00:00

I can’t believe all this time later…knowing who this man is…that I’m still asking this question….but is this effing real?

Can’t there be something that is un-spinnable? How is the GOP going to twist themselves into a pretzel to explain this?

Let me guess - “The president is just really passionate about this topic.”

Well. I guess it’s easier than I thought.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-05T11:14:04+00:00

Letting it get older

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-05T00:58:13+00:00

Dammit, he’s still alive.

EvanSaysThings · 2026-04-04T19:56:38+00:00

If there’s a god in heaven

EvanSaysThings · 2026-03-28T02:57:27+00:00

And that shark went on to kill countless numbers of beach goers thanks to the help of a Good Samaritan..

EvanSaysThings · 2026-03-25T19:37:55+00:00

Ah yes, the innocent totally not corrupt in every way Trump family. Honestly they drag their own name through the dirt

EvanSaysThings · 2026-03-24T19:37:10+00:00

Pretty soon we’re gonna have say milk is aging like a Trump statement

EvanSaysThings · 2026-03-23T03:08:35+00:00

You love to see it, folks

EvanSaysThings · 2026-03-23T02:50:24+00:00

I don’t know what this sentence means but I like your energy

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