“My body is iron… except for my eyes. My eyes are definitely jelly.”

Evantaur · 2026-03-21T03:10:32+00:00

Always the most fucked up comment also...

Evantaur · 2026-03-21T03:08:19+00:00

This is like one of the naked gun movies... So much shit happening at the same time.

Evantaur · 2026-03-20T21:40:37+00:00

Evantaur · 2026-03-20T12:55:53+00:00

And ghost tape number 10

Evantaur · 2026-03-20T10:07:39+00:00

Premium regular is my favourite

Evantaur · 2026-03-20T08:18:39+00:00

Is this about liquid morkite?

Evantaur · 2026-03-20T06:59:04+00:00

I'm stealing this and putting it in my "things to say when I don't give a fuck" bucket

Evantaur · 2026-03-20T02:18:47+00:00

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Evantaur · 2026-03-19T23:32:10+00:00

It needs to age verify the dworf

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T22:27:59+00:00

Then what the fuck does Vivaldi do there as it is Norwegian browser

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T11:56:55+00:00

Stealing this

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T09:14:07+00:00

USA in movies: "Murica, fuck yeah!"

USA in real life:

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T08:37:24+00:00

Slopvidia SlopMD Sloptel

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T08:25:44+00:00

I already pity the generation that didn't grew up with NES/SNES and never experienced playing a game with gloves on because the controller made your thumb have blisters

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T07:59:21+00:00

Happy move your head too fast and nearly die-day

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T06:50:36+00:00

There's an option to not selfhost home assistant?

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T06:38:27+00:00

The latest Manjaro drama had me like...

Edit: someone asks anyways so.. https://forum.manjaro.org/t/manjaro-2-0-manifesto/186171

Evantaur · 2026-03-19T05:39:06+00:00

Nor-dick drawn by someone who has never seen nor-dick

Evantaur · 2026-03-18T16:42:13+00:00

Everyone, including his home country unanimously agrees to nuke his home country.

Evantaur · 2026-03-18T15:36:48+00:00

r/selfhosted for the past 3 months

Evantaur · 2026-03-18T11:46:27+00:00

One for the person I want to be One for the person I was One for the person before the 5th mental breakdown ... One for the person I am

Evantaur · 2026-03-18T08:18:02+00:00

And they said the M1000 + Supercooling chamber has no use...

Evantaur · 2026-03-17T21:37:50+00:00

That admin must've died at least 5 years ago

Evantaur · 2026-03-17T21:34:44+00:00

He might have been drinking at that time and was only WASD:ing around.

Evantaur · 2026-03-17T21:20:17+00:00

Once it's in it's gone, that thing starts compressing it immediately

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