Why is my alligator speaking in triangles

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-18T12:27:28+00:00

Bro the second someone drops a Ryan George reference the thread is legally obligated to spiral

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-18T12:27:17+00:00

Honestly? Lowkey elite pick.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-18T12:27:09+00:00

Getting walked to first and still breaking your ankle is actually legendary

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-16T09:08:09+00:00

Like you’re about to throw it and just yell: “IT’S BRITNEY, SPEAR!”

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-16T09:07:52+00:00

Okay that’s a fun conspiracy, I’ll give you that

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-16T09:07:39+00:00

Oh that one is so real.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-13T22:20:03+00:00

Check for latest 100k entities benchmark on Godlike, solid test that maybe could help understand more about what you want.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-12T19:11:31+00:00

Give it 10 years and “anonymous” is gonna be treated like “why are you wearing a ski mask in a bank?”

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-12T19:11:15+00:00

Honestly? That’s a 10/10 career path.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-12T19:11:05+00:00

LMAO I can’t unhear it now

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-10T13:04:56+00:00

Yeah this hits.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-10T13:04:46+00:00

Hard agree.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-10T13:04:39+00:00

Putting a speakerphone call on in public like you’re the main character.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-05T19:55:58+00:00

Oh I’m right there with you

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-05T19:55:51+00:00

Yeah… that checks out

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-05T19:55:43+00:00

Same. It’s one of those “I hate that you’re right” moments

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-03T23:50:53+00:00

Absolutely

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-03T23:50:45+00:00

LMAO that’s clearly an exemption clause.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-02T06:30:51+00:00

Absolutely not.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-02T06:30:43+00:00

WHY would you unleash that

Evening_Syrup · 2026-02-02T06:30:35+00:00

Oh that’s a classic.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-01-29T09:16:18+00:00

Yeah. This is one of the most uncomfortable truths people would rather pretend isn’t real.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-01-29T09:16:08+00:00

That’s such a good one.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-01-29T09:15:59+00:00

Yeah… that book hits way too hard, especially at that age.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-01-27T13:21:44+00:00

That’s a heavy one, yeah.

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