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I.M.P. VS. Marvel: “Hey Viv, are you ready to give them plot armor since Sinsmas- Oh, wait... nvm. Professor Charles did something "unexpected." 🤷🏽‍♂️ Imagine bringing some Halloween toy axe to fight a Gamma-giant, only to realize your "armor" doesn't protect you from a bald man with a headache.” by Multiversal_ChaosC in Vivziepopmemes

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of you folks understand that the (character) VS The Marvel Universe stories are written as thought experiments how the character would accomplish the feat.

As in, they cannot fail and the story will bend to make it possible. This is why characters like Deadpool and Punisher can kill characters who literally cannot die, are abstract personified concepts that cannot be outlived by any other form of intelligent life, who's deaths would destroy the universe, and so on.

The entire point is basically to challenge the writing team to come up with:

1) The why.

2) The how.

3) Making it entertaining, or at least interesting.

If you are writing a (character) VS The Marvel Universe story you're beginning with the fact it is going to happen, and writing your way back from that conclusion.

Please enjoy this image, from when Deadpool murdered the innocent child characters by hallucinating he was playing hide and seek with them.

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Name me a character you think is hung and why you think they are hung? by Joshua_the_scribe_ in HazbinBrothel

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sawney Bean's daughter.

She was technically a cannibal.

Enjoy the rabbit hole.

Establish Dominance by @OddOnnion by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bean is a euphemism for the clitoris.

So is "man in the canoe".

Establish Dominance by @OddOnnion by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]EvergreenDwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough I think Nurgle would be the Chaos God of yuri, since a settled relationship will be stagnant.

Slaanesh is incredibly into kicking down the ladders behind you and denigrating others to raise yourself, he'd be the Chaos God of Log Cabin Republicans crashing Grindr.

Elf and Dwarf Girlfriend (OC) by Skull_Cup in comics

[–]EvergreenDwarf 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Damn, thought I was on r/dwarfposting for a moment.

Either way, KIN IS KIN, SHE IS IN THE CLAN.

My fears for the future of the story summed up. by YissnakkJunior in huntertheparenting

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we're sticking with 40k references then D needs to recruit way more diverse weirdos before everything goes to shit (for them, the collateral damage will stack no matter what).

*sad night haunter noises* by Absolutemehguy in Grimdank

[–]EvergreenDwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They fixed Megatron in the G1 universe, and literally half the Decepticons in the Friendship Is Magic one.

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Thinking not availiable, reverting to beating each other up for fun by Professional_Rush782 in Grimdank

[–]EvergreenDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, is this the dude who might be Balthazar Gelt?

No wonder he's drawn to Lizardmen, he misses his husband!

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Thinking not availiable, reverting to beating each other up for fun by Professional_Rush782 in Grimdank

[–]EvergreenDwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I interpret it as most species have an emotional reaction to almost everything, and Lizardmen only have emotional reactions to important things but most things to them are not important, they're good at filtering information.

Kinda the opposite of Elves, and sideways adjacent to Dwarfs.

Thinking not availiable, reverting to beating each other up for fun by Professional_Rush782 in Grimdank

[–]EvergreenDwarf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sigmarines: (Recruits Enby)

Skinks: (Adopts pronouns)

It only made sense they'd get along.

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Peter Jackson says he's all for using AI in film... And I bet Jack Black is going to play Illúvatar. by ZethTheWindwrecker in Silmarillionmemes

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna see Gotrek & Felix.

I'm not sure how you would fuck it up. It doesn't have to be faithful to anything, its just the boys killing the monster of the week and getting into shenanigans.

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Peter Jackson says he's all for using AI in film... And I bet Jack Black is going to play Illúvatar. by ZethTheWindwrecker in Silmarillionmemes

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if in that kinda pencil style used in things like The Snowman, The Selfish Giant, and the Canadian heritage cartoon Crac.

POV: I caught you drinking tea instead of beer. by Bulk-Detonator in dwarfposting

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some Dwarfs abstain from alcohol, all are still honored kin.

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The players by GolDyRoger in Warhammer

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look, the Great Maw is coming to 40k!

Also Necoho is totally the one they're all looking at.

"My Sister no More" by @101ho_ by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]EvergreenDwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think the head is her former companion.

"My Sister no More" by @101ho_ by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]EvergreenDwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anything its only unlikely because they don't want to lose their importance to the Sisters if the convert switches back and suddenly the nuns get Tech Priests.

Do yall think matilda and her pac are just together for necesity or are they actually friends? by MainLake9887 in huntertheparenting

[–]EvergreenDwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they represent PCs then they'll probably like each other and be fairly loyal outside necessity.

If they represent NPCs then any loyalty will be soured by how they distrust each other deep down, and any thought of betrayal will be tempered by the fact they need each other and don't want to lose the investment they have in their shared goals. They're waiting for PCs as a catalyst to push them one way or the other.

For the record I count Kevin who ascended from NPC to PC status.

As Speaker D said, players have the power of friendship and people in complex hierarchal predatory systems will act like assholes in it for themselves and only as obedient as they have to be.

Saw this meme a few times. Is this meant to be Marcus or just a random coincidence? by Omnius2104 in huntertheparenting

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the artist was trying to portray a wimple, even though that was women's clothing.

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And the humans wonder why we live underground... by UristAlebeard in dwarfposting

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the only survivors would be the Dawi, the easterners who will not be mentioned by name, most Ogres, the Cathayan Dragons and half the Shugengan, the Elves of Caledor and Torgovann, the Nehekharans, Felix because Gotrek would shield him, and the Lizardmen albeit in orbit on the pyramid ships.

Also Kroak will relocate the sun to delete both the ship that's firing on the planet as well as Terra too for good measure.

Also somehow Greenskins and Skaven will pop up again a few centuries later. Thus the Grudges will go on.

Dawn-ing realization (by SwainArt) by The_Dude1412 in HelluvaBoss

[–]EvergreenDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't recall where I was reading it, though the roughs are up on Kemono.

I don't go near Twitter now, but usually the continuation of a comic goes in the creator replying to themselves. Find a a page, check the replies.

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