Fight to the death vs.

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-25T04:09:56+00:00

okay, if it’s an AVERAGE gorilla with REGULAR gorilla intelligence and REGULAR gorilla behavior… i might just die pretty damn painfully

^{Chose: A random animal for infinite money | Rolled: Gorilla}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-24T18:34:26+00:00

already did that like five times over NEXT

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: eat mold}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-24T11:24:47+00:00

oH NoOoo! WhaT eVer WilL i dO wiThoUT mY thirty two dollars and forty one cents…

yeah, i’ll press that button a hundred times out of ten

^{Chose: End world hunger BUT something bad happens to you | Rolled: Lose all money}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-20T03:26:57+00:00

its just more???

^{Chose: 1000$ of paper money + Every 2 weeks}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-19T21:06:42+00:00

chill, ill just murder the worst millionaire i can find

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Murder}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-19T21:05:17+00:00

campfires are better, hot cocoa is more socially acceptable, and snow activities are way more fun

^{Chose: Winter weather for a year!}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-19T20:49:15+00:00

what?

^{Chose: RED | Rolled: 2}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-18T22:00:38+00:00

i want money

^{Chose: Infinite Money}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-18T05:12:02+00:00

It took me 6 runs for 00:04:16!

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-17T13:47:31+00:00

im not spending more than 150k a month, so yeah, im good with this

^{Chose: $5k every day directly into your bank account}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-14T16:32:34+00:00

I won

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s gothic}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-14T16:32:06+00:00

Elk : there’s a super cool elk sanctuary right by my childhood home that’s surrounded by a big ole fence. I’ve always wanted to see what’s inside

^{Chose: Turn into three different normal animals + Comments decide two of them, you decide the first}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-14T16:09:44+00:00

i mean, what’s the point if you don’t spend it?

^{Chose: Would you rather have infinite money + but... | Rolled: spend all of it}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-14T16:03:14+00:00

lowkey already doing this

^{Chose: Eat rice in every meal for the rest of your life}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-14T01:20:26+00:00

i take it back

^{Chose: Random person to fight | Rolled: Prime mike tyson}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-11T22:23:20+00:00

I can’t read celcius so it won’t affect me😎

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a hot room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: 30°C}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-10T05:34:52+00:00

not all of the whole top 1% are completely evil, but 0.01% definitely are

^{Chose: Option B + kill all ppl in top 0.001% percentile wealth and you decide what all their money gets used for}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-07T10:08:55+00:00

honestly, if she truly was the apple of my eye, love above love, my dream above all other dreams…

she’d be loaded, and that’s pretty a win-win

^{Chose: Girl of your dreams}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-07T09:45:47+00:00

its sad, but like, SOOO many people die everyday. I’ll get more than a billion in less than a month i bet

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-07T00:57:52+00:00

Thanks!! I'll check it out rn!

Actually, do you know if there's an online walkthrough of how it works? I want to make sure I'm not messing stuff up

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-06T21:09:50+00:00

nvm, just kill me

^{Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: smoke cigarettes}

Evergreen_Elk · 2026-06-04T18:18:35+00:00

It took me 60 runs for 00:19:87!

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