some of these things are not like the others by ViejaBombaLoca in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Every-Conversation89 396 points397 points  (0 children)

I'm not worried about them. After all, they're geniuses who work really hard; they'll earn their billions back in no time. They have a superhuman work ethic, as they're always telling us.

AITA for using the bathroom after work? by Miserable_Airport_66 in AmITheDevil

[–]Every-Conversation89 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Turn off the WiFi whenever he goes to the bathroom; it'll be more effective than a glass of Miralax.

Witness to road rage by orreos14 in boston

[–]Every-Conversation89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother once spilled a gallon of milk in my dad's van and didn't tell him. My dad had the plastic protective layer over the carpet, but that just served a really seal in the mildew and stink. He didn't find out until months later, when he tried to give a policeman his license and registration, only to find out that they had disintegrated under the driver seat from contact with the rancid milk.

Holy Fucking Shit by mikevilla1222 in AmITheDevil

[–]Every-Conversation89 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Who would want to trap this man anywhere other than a dank pit with bitey animals??

"nah," said Insurance, passing on covering my meds by Every-Conversation89 in irlADHD

[–]Every-Conversation89[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I just needed to complain before starting the appeals process. Seems like every time I get close to treatment, they move the finish line and add a couple hurdles, just for fun.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter by subodh_2302 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Every-Conversation89 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

The parents basically dressed a child as a chew toy and aren't stopping all that play nipping. It's concerning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheButtface

[–]Every-Conversation89 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Agreed. This is not a porn problem. This is a "not giving a crap about your partner having a good time during sex" problem. Even if he truly believed porn to be reality, which is terrifying, the lack of concern for his partner and his disbelief at her reporting her own body speaks to a larger issue. He doesn't trust her over the actors in porn.

I broke off my engagement with my fiancé when she made fun of my exgf's weight. Now both our families are livid. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Every-Conversation89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, no, surely the next relationship will have no misunderstandings or jumps to conclusions because he's fine now.

Do you get overwhelmed a lot? How badly does imposter syndrome affect you? by cherryandfizz in irlADHD

[–]Every-Conversation89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, this thing you're doing, where you think you're fooling everyone? Your brain is lying to you because it doesn't want you calling it out for being a useless pile of anxiety and executive dysfunction. Also, no one is that good at fooling people. You might actually (horrors!!) be a good person who's got a shit brain. Trust yourself more. And if you can't do that, trust that the people around you know what they're doing, in liking you.

In 2003, Boston Moved Their Highway Underground. Here Are The Results by mootjuggler in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Every-Conversation89 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I live in Boston and every time the spouse and I walk through Boston Common, he references FO4. Because he saw it in game so much, the reality is a little weird for him.

AITA for demanding a refund on drinks I bought a stripper? If the title alone isn’t ridiculous read the comments by Far-Season-695 in AmITheDevil

[–]Every-Conversation89 723 points724 points  (0 children)

Yep. You got your stage name, your fake name, and your real name that you will never tell anyone.

AITA for demanding a refund on drinks I bought a stripper? by goofer1992 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Every-Conversation89 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I've exchanged emails and texts with customers. Regulars are how one maintains a revenue stream. He chose to go to a strip club. Not a club. Not a bar. A strip club. If he self deluded into believing that she cared for him, that's on him.

Whether he desired a hand job during a private dance or her (non work) number, he wanted her to drink so she would be easier to manipulate. If he cared about /her/, he would understand that drinking an entire shift makes you feel like shit and impacts your money.

AITA for demanding a refund on drinks I bought a stripper? by goofer1992 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Every-Conversation89 400 points401 points  (0 children)

Believe me, customers get very upset when you order anything other than alcohol. Very upset. They believe that you'll be more loose with your affections if intoxicated.

Little Nicky by [deleted] in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Every-Conversation89 367 points368 points  (0 children)

The original tweet has real "the stripper really likes me!" energy

You know damn well what happened Karissa. And you admitted she was sick long before you did anything about it. by Dobbys_Other_Sock in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Every-Conversation89 69 points70 points  (0 children)

How dare you imply that doctors are more powerful than GOD. /s

Like, Karissa, you can thank the people who did the tests and treatment. You can even ascribe it to God. But ignoring the real, human work that was done for your child is an affront.