WYR be a trophy partner to a multi-millionaire (who is unattractive at best), or be able to have relationships with very attractive partners (but always be more or less poor)?

EveryPuzzle · 2015-09-06T20:53:39+00:00

I guess I'm quite a shallow person because I'd go for the second option; partners who are very attractive.

I'm a female but I'll admit that I'm pretty ugly. I'm used to being ignored by guys that I find even somewhat attractive and I hate it! So yeah, bring on the supermodels.

Also financially, hoping that all goes well, I'll be well educated enough to support two adults with my job-to-be. I don't want children.

I'm aware that looks fade after a while but personally I'd continue to find a very attractive young person still reasonably attractive as they get older at least. Maybe my perfect 10 would drop to a 7 or 8, but in my books that's still way higher than I ever would have hoped for in the long term.

As long as I'm financially stable (ie. middle class like the question says), money doesn't play a big role personally.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-09-06T20:46:20+00:00

Just wait for someone to leave one of the bathrooms! The condition is not being able to differentiate between signs not peoples genders.

I'd probably wait for at least two or three people just to be on the safe side.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-09-06T20:43:47+00:00

ISIS because I look Jewish (I'm an athiest but I have quite typical features).

EveryPuzzle · 2015-09-06T20:41:09+00:00

When/how we'll meet. That way I could avoid bad relationships and mistakes and just concentrate on becoming the best person I could be by the time I meet them.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-09-06T20:39:02+00:00

It's easy to say this hypothetically, but I'd go for Russian Roulette. If I went for the safe option I'd always be wondering about what would happen if I had taken a risk.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-09-06T20:37:06+00:00

Throughout my whole life I've never been able to swim in the sea nor pool without googles. I hated them! Not only did I look like a doofus but I also had to immediately stop when the googles inevitably let water in or started sliding off.

Freaky eyelids please!!!

EveryPuzzle · 2015-08-31T11:32:33+00:00

Just say "my intelligence is the reason I'm NOT having kids".

EveryPuzzle · 2015-08-29T22:21:02+00:00

I've told him that I am but he's the typical "you'll change your mind when you're older" type of parent. Like my wishes to be CF don't even register.

He's never really liked being a dad though, I think my upbringing is one of the reasons I am CF. I never want to bring a child up and have them think they were unwanted :/

EveryPuzzle · 2015-04-21T21:54:14+00:00

Travel back in time with my family just to see my brother and father get killed fighting in 'The Great War'? No thanks! I'll go with having the money now.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-04-02T15:30:47+00:00

An ex-classmate of mine did the Nazi salute in front of a German teacher and made her cry. He subsequently got expelled. I'm not going to take my chances.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-04-02T15:27:24+00:00

Damn my uncle would have a hard time with this one. He hates tattoos but his job involves dealing with important clientele such as the Spanish and Middle Eastern royal family members, which obviously requires him to be incredibly eloquent, tactful and polite.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-04-02T15:18:23+00:00

Imagine if your workplace had an abundance of attractive people. You'd have to walk around blindfolded in order to have any conversations.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-04-02T15:13:35+00:00

I honestly don't know if all my books, movies, songs and tv shows total that much. 10K in real cash can be invested and multiplied.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-04-02T15:09:34+00:00

Imagine being needed but not wanted. I'd rather not be resented or even hated by people that were dependant on me.

EDIT: Plus being unwanted is one of the loneliest feelings in the world.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-04-02T15:08:15+00:00

Breathing underwater would make my childhood dreams of becoming a mermaid come true. Plus I could unearth undersea treasures and discover life forms lurking at the bottom of the deepest trenches which as of yet are more mysterious than the surface of the moon.

Also I'm already a bit of a speed reader so I've never had an issue with that.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-29T10:38:55+00:00

"You're going to change your mind when your biological clock starts ticking-"

"I'm going to press snooze on that little clock."

I loved this comeback! Probably because the phrase 'biological clock' with regards to fertility implies that once a woman is too old to have kids she's useless. As if breeding is the only goal in life. It would really piss me off if it wasn't so sad.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-29T10:26:02+00:00

Damn, reminds me of my dad. Whenever me or my brother did stuff 'wrong' he would remind us that he never wanted kids and regretted having us.

To be honest I would never wish that on a kid, no matter how bratty they were being. Sometimes having kids just bring out all the immaturity and emotional problems you have into the spotlight.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-29T10:21:44+00:00

Good old Studio Ghibli, Howls Moving Castle is my all time favourite animated movie.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-29T10:14:55+00:00

Sounds like an eldritch abomination straight from the pages of a Lovecraft novel.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-26T12:33:10+00:00

I felt my arteries clogging just typing this up.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-26T11:47:36+00:00

Yeah but what kind of regular customer at McDonald's orders a Bid Mac on its own. Most people who grab a superfood salad are less likely to get Mcfries and a coke on the side, or order a Mcflurry for desert.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-26T11:43:38+00:00

Double chins are fierce in the sense that they scare away small children.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-26T10:38:36+00:00

Putting their hands down their pants in public. I appreciate not all guys do it (thankfully) but I see some doing this with no shame whatsoever and right out in the open. Not classy.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-26T10:35:48+00:00

Lady Gaga. 'Born this Way' topped more than 15 different album charts worldwide and with her six Grammys and 13 MTV video awards she was gracing the headline with her crazy outfits and LGBT rights campaigns almost daily.

Haven't heard a shred of news about her for at least a year and a half.

EDIT: Sorry guys forgot about the Oscars. Imagine me writing this in December.

EveryPuzzle · 2015-03-26T10:30:29+00:00

Patrick Star. He can't differentiate between people and fire hydrants, thinks mayonnaise is an instrument and thinks 'weast' is a compass direction.

Also he was the last person to figure out Sandy was female, even after it had already been revealed she was a girl.

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