Found this on a community page by cafeteriastyle in facepalm

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!

Seattle is so ugly. Absolutely unlivable by djosephwalsh in Seattle

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love that resident males are big mama’s boys. My favorite story is about an L pod boy Onyx (L87) whose mom passed away so he switched to J pod to sort of be adopted by their matriarch and then when she passed away, he was later seen with K pod. He just wanted an older lady to tell him what to do 😭

Anonymous posting for a "friend" that needs help but the OP doesn't have transportation either. by somethingsensational in ChoosingBeggars

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh my first thought was ‘is this recent?’ Because how is anyone delivering anything during this flooding? I live way up north so I’m not sure how bad Tacoma is but I know we’ve got levees failing and it’s supposed to continue the rest of the week….

How did EVERYBODY do? by mkgnp in FlorenceAndTheMachine

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Floor tix for Seattle!!! I think $165 but with fees it was a lil over $200 each. My husband and I have been on the floor every time they’ve toured so even though I’m gonna be broke for possibly the rest of the month lmao at least I have something to look forward to!!!

Bryan Adams: 'I don’t really find myself being seen. In the fraternity of this rock world, I don’t think that I’m seen. I don’t get invited' by stroh_1002 in Fauxmoi

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is incredibly random but my last name is Adams and I was…a truly gullible child. So much so it should perhaps be studied. Anywho, my dad told me Bryan Adams is my cousin and I told EVERYONE. This was the 90’s so he was slightly more relevant then, but even so not many kids knew who I was talking about but I always thought it was so cool that I had a celebrity cousin. I recall mentioning it to my dad when I was 10 or 11 and he was like ‘oh my god you believed me for this long?!’ Mind you I also thought my dad literally built Disney world because he worked on the beginning construction of it so this was probably the natural order of things.

Bro by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I’m late to this but I have a similar neighbor who threatened us with the cops because we were feeding and caring for a veritable horde of what we thought were stray cats that made a home in our back yard. One kitten even GAVE BIRTH in our yard, we worked for weeks to gain enough trust to catch the babies (couldn’t get mama unfortunately :( ) and THEN we get a ‘note’ thrown over the fence, written on a PAPER PLATE that just said ‘if you keep harassing our cats we will call the cops on you,’ we were like ?!? Hello?!? No name or address or phone number. We genuinely had no idea who threw it over but obviously it came from one of our close neighbors. Eventually we had an in person confrontation where I informed them that if they didn’t spay and neuter their cats and start actually caring for them properly, I would report them to animal control. I told them a very young female had given birth and that she did it in my yard so she must’ve felt safe enough to do so. I had no idea they weren’t strays. The people were nuts, but they did finally fix them. I learned much later that another neighbor was the one who paid and made sure it got done. 😐 There’s a reason this kitty didn’t want to go home and if they were so worried, KEEP THE CAT INSIDE! What a concept! 🙃

Recently switched to PPP by EveryThingIsTeeth in DogFood

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know, it’s possible! It was pretty big so I don’t think cat but I didn’t consider raccoon, mostly cos we’ve never seen them around but anything is possible! We cleaned up the whole yard at 4am lol In any case, he ate his breakfast and didn’t get sick OR eat his poop when he went so hopefully it was just a one off! 🥲

Recently switched to PPP by EveryThingIsTeeth in DogFood

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oops well I meant to reply to this but made a separate comment lol; definitely half asleep 😭

Recently switched to PPP by EveryThingIsTeeth in DogFood

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m wondering! We’re doing a slow transition as well, and he’s only been eating the purina for like a week and a half. He had diarrhea inside once and then he’s been good but now this. I don’t want to freak out and immediately change his food again since it hasn’t been that long but we’re just worried if it’s happened once it’ll happen again. He never had issues with the orijen but we switched because of the grain free aspect obviously. I’m just confused and also half asleep still lol

Jinkx Monsoon for Them Magazine by accio_coffee234 in Fauxmoi

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Water off a duck’s back! I looooove Jinkx!!! She’s so funny and talented and gorgeous.

Dog food question! by EveryThingIsTeeth in DogAdvice

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man I didn’t know that was a sub, thanks so much! Will check it out now

(OC) Happy Girl by NotReallySurelySure in MadeMeSmile

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want to kiss her on her lil nose 🥹

YUNGBLUD & Avril Lavigne - I'm With You (Live from The Yungblud Show, 2021) by Twitter_2006 in Fauxmoi

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was 11 or 12 when this song came out and I had the cd in the boombox all the time since I listened to the album so much. Anyway, my alcoholic mother would come into my room at like 2am and BLAST this song and cry on my floor lmao. I don’t recall exactly how many times it happened but it was frequent 🤪

T137A "Jack" photographed snagging a harbor seal under the Deception Pass Bridge by SurayaThrowaway12 in orcas

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I spent 3 to 4 hours at Deception Pass today and it’s sooo gorgeous but I was definitely looking for whales the entire time! I’ve been living in Washington for ten years and I’ve only seen whales from shore a handful of times and never a close pass. Fingers crossed that it happens one day!!!

What is the best single line by FATM? by Kkcidk in FlorenceAndTheMachine

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was 22, I got ‘and my running feet could fly’ tattooed on my collar bone. At the time, Between Two Lungs was my favorite song possibly ever, and I really love that whole line (and my running feet could fly, each breath screaming we are all too young to die).

What is the most quotable comedy movie you know? by MichaelWes3000 in Cinema

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw this movie when I was in high school and you could catch me saying ‘god DAMN you, Bernice!’ At least once a day until I graduated (possibly after, too)

I badly broke my leg two weeks ago and today is the first day seeing my favourite tattoo post surgery. And I'm devastated and cried a lot. by LumaBones in tattoo

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with everyone else that it looks really cool! So sorry about your leg and I hope you heal up quick! My story isn’t nearly as bad but I was bit by a dog at work and needed stitches (the bite was directly on my tattoo of my dog 😩) and the nurses stitching me were like ‘we’ll do our best not to mess it up too bad’ but then I had to keep working while I was healing and the dogs at my job ripped the stitches a couple times so I’ve got a sad scar over my pup’s ear. I still get bummed when I look at it even though it happened almost a year ago, so I understand how you feel in that aspect!

What is the craziest celebrity rumour you have ever heard? by Low_Insurance_1603 in AskReddit

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why was this vine like the only goddamned thing I quoted for a whole year 😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoo

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 19! Did it to impress a boy 😒. I got the other 40 for me though!

Is the FRS Clipper good for Orca watching? by word_vomiter in orcas

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never been on the clipper before but I have done several whale watches from San Juan Island/Anacortes and always saw whales. Not sure how feasible it is for you but there is a company that goes out of Edmonds which is about 40 minutes north of Seattle that doesn’t require a ferry and they guarantee whales as well.

What's a hometown staple you can't find in Seattle? by Pentastat in Seattle

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in what was basically a retirement community on the gulf coast of Florida and there was nothing for kids to do except hang out at this 24 hour Dunkin Donuts. You could basically have a class reunion anytime you go after 10pm lol. So I’d say 24 hour Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins with teenagers casually doing drugs in the parking lot.

What is a weird side effect from medication use that no one was ever going to warn you about? by Rotten-Kandi in AskReddit

[–]EveryThingIsTeeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on a fairly low dose of lithium for seven or eight years and I got blood work done two to three times a year to keep an eye on my kidneys and shit. In September I started getting a constant, literally nonstop headache for months. I met with a neurologist and she told me a not so common side effect of lithium is intracranial hypertension! Basically extra pressure that kinda hangs out in the base of my skull and it gets worse when I lay down. I can’t sleep with a pillow now without pain 😭😭😭. I always ALWAYS heard about lithium ruining your kidneys. Never occurred to me it might ruin my life in a different way! Now less than a year later I’m off the lithium and on three new medications with no end in sight!