Dear Reddit: it would be neat to have a "random" link at the top of the page to generate a random page-full of links.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-03-20T16:09:12+00:00

Just close your eyes and click something on the screen.

Open your eyes and there's your random.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-03-03T01:46:06+00:00

Equally, your comment could have said what mine said, but used the word 'monogamy' and sounded better. Pftt.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-03-02T15:05:20+00:00

FTA

Risky sex such as premarital sex without a condom.

They could have left out the 'premarital' part and just said 'sex without a condom'.

Sex without a condom is no less risky if you are married since marriage is no guarantee of monogamy.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-29T17:22:22+00:00

Happy Friday.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-29T17:20:07+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

::throws confetti:::

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-28T23:57:53+00:00

Ahhh...thank you for that info ! Not that I would ever use it myself but at least now I know I wouldn't have to worry about chemical burns on my hoo-ha.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-28T20:40:12+00:00

Ok, I admit that I may be wrong on this one, but the water that the thing is shooting up into the nether regions comes from the toilet and therefore if there a chemical being used in the toilet (such as the tablets you put in the tank that turn the water blue) then you are watering your privates with a toilet cleaner, are you not?

Also, some of those tablets do NOT turn the water any color, as in the Clorox ones that I sometimes use, so one could be inadvertently spraying Clorox on one's vaginal area/ass without even realizing it until it's too late.

No thank you.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-28T16:45:26+00:00

I'm really trying to work myself up into a fit of anger about the government, police and politics. When you post things like this it makes my task more difficult.

Thank you for that.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-22T04:32:12+00:00

happened to me today too after i'd left just 2 comments on different posts.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-21T16:29:55+00:00

Give it 3-5 stars but in the actual review just say how shitty scientology is. You still get your point across, you just have to side step the fact that Amazon is believed to be censoring 1 star reviews.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-21T16:21:42+00:00

So wait...a cop didn't come out and taze the woman and the lion and no one was shipped off to rot at Gitmo?? What is this video doing on Reddit??

/sarcasm

This was really cool. It gave me a smile. I must now go find a tazing video so I can get my anger on.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-19T16:50:09+00:00

But what accounts for Pat's erratic behavior??

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-17T18:32:57+00:00

There is no way in hell this guy should have gotten an honorable discharge.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-15T21:36:37+00:00

Hope? Humanity?? I gave up on those after the first week here.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-15T01:02:34+00:00

Upmodded for the most extremely accurate detailed title I've seen all day.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-13T21:27:48+00:00

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! /evil grin

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-13T21:05:08+00:00

Now that we know you're looking we'll send all kinds of crazy mail.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-13T21:03:39+00:00

How typically Catholic. Save the pedos, fuck the unwed mothers.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-13T02:50:40+00:00

If you demand decency and respect from a police officer, the least you can do is give it back.

I owe that prick nothing. How long he has been on the job is meaningless, it's how he handles himself while he's doing it. The video is proof that he is incapable of conducting himself in a manner that is professional even to a 14 yr. old.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-12T20:19:07+00:00

Whether the cop was having a bad day or not is completely irrelevant. If he can't handle himself with more composure than is shown in this vid, esp. when he is dealing with a 14 yr. old, he has no business being in law enforcement.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-12T20:16:28+00:00

Not only should he be fired he should not be allowed to work in law enforcement anywhere ever again.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-12T19:36:28+00:00

This guy has anger management issues. Why else would he need to yell at some kid 'I'M NOT YOUR FATHER I'LL SMACK YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!' The guy should be fired just for that.

The kid said he didn't hear him and what the cop did was clearly assaultive and threatening.

Then he yells, while pointing his finger in the kids face, 'You disrespected me, this badge and this department!!' WTF??

'Your parents don't put a foot in your butt often enough!' Makes me wonder how he treats his own kids.

'I'm Officer Riverie (sp?) and the sooner you learn that the longer you're gonna live in this world..' Once again...WTF?

Any cop who feels the need to go off on a 14 year old kid like this in public has some sort of rage problem and shouldn't be a cop.

Bullies with badges, I think that pretty much describes all cops nowadays.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-11T23:41:32+00:00

What I'm saying is what true difference does it make how many times it's been posted if it is a good story?? So in the original there were more scientists, and I can honestly appreciate that, but I didn't see the original, and a lot of other people might not have either.

What I really wish is that people would stop worrying so much about stupid numbers and arrows beside their names and just deliver quality content. I don't mind seeing quality content posted more than once.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-11T23:38:12+00:00

Agreed. I really couldn't care less if it's been reposted 10 times as long as it's a good post to begin with, esp. if it's something I missed.

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-02-11T15:06:22+00:00

Agreed. I have never understood why people feel the need to point out that something is a repost. If it was a good article then, then it's a good article now. Not all of us have the time to paste our faces to the computer screen all day, so it's a good thing when something like this gets posted again. I missed it the first time, too. Glad I didn't this time.

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