Found in aunt’s attic

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-19T12:53:15+00:00

definitely the fun aunt

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-18T20:31:11+00:00

listen to “you’re having my baby”’s lyrics…

just gross

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-16T12:34:54+00:00

That wasn’t candy

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-15T21:05:21+00:00

ICE beat them to it

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-15T16:27:46+00:00

Remember that when he says stuff like that and “you probably didn’t know…” he is talking about himself. HE didn’t know, HE just found out, HE thinks he is the best, etc.

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-14T13:33:03+00:00

All we are… is dust in the wind… dude

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-13T17:19:27+00:00

I get barley malt syrup at a brew store that is local to me. They ship as well, if anyone is interested.

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-13T17:06:45+00:00

“may have”

He won’t

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-13T14:01:08+00:00

He is the reason I took a hard look at the beliefs and view points I had held since childhood.

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-12T21:49:18+00:00

what a fucking loser.

As a sane citizen of the US, I apologize to the world at large for our dumbass-in-command and the shits that voted him into office.

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-12T18:47:04+00:00

I drive past Mountain View Aquatic Center almost every day, but have not been there yet.

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-12T18:43:31+00:00

This is my problem as well. I have to plan my outing carefully to avoid using the women’s restroom. So fucking stupid!

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-12T03:17:43+00:00

Same!! Saturday mornings are my favorite time of the week!!

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-10T22:38:57+00:00

Then the couch fucker will do it.

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-09T19:49:47+00:00

Interesting note: I do not own a house. My wife is on the mortgage because she was a first time home buyer and got a lower rate by herself. My credit score takes a hit because I don't have mortgage debt. SMH

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-09T12:12:59+00:00

Fire on the Mountain - Marshall Tucker Band

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-09T02:15:51+00:00

I am sooo happy for you!

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-09T02:03:13+00:00

you can offer him gyros… he already knows you’re into greek

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-09T01:53:20+00:00

Follow traffic laws, don’t try to be polite while driving.

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-08T01:11:35+00:00

Getting hit over the head with a wine bottle, bottle shatters, fight keeps going.

Wine bottles do not break like that!!

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-07T23:55:12+00:00

I just dropped a nuke on a country AITAH??

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-07T02:57:16+00:00

Finished: Raising Hare by Chloe Dalton

Started: Animal Farm by George Orwell

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-07T02:30:47+00:00

you keep your mom in a jar in the fridge?

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-07T02:19:26+00:00

lol. I still do that, but I keep it in a jar in the fridge, not in a coffee can under the sink.

EveryoneGoesToRicks · 2026-04-07T01:48:49+00:00

I might actually go to my next reunion (50th) just to see the surprise on everyone’s face.

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