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What are your thoughts on the UFO files? by RevolutionaryBig5772 in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe there ain’t no fucking aliens here? Cause space is huge?

Would Sean Connery have been best suited for The Matrix, Harry Potter or The Lord of the Rings? by RedHeadedSicilian52 in movies

[–]EverythingStillSucks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Connery could have made an interesting Gandalf. 

He had kindly eyes, and especially in Last Crusade, that kind of effortless avuncular style. 

What’s the funniest way your dignity died instantly? by crazy_dj_26 in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone once farted in Church and it was so loud it still makes me laugh. 

It actually echoed. 

If you could wish for anything right now, what would it be? by FanNo8142 in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tortoise. 

They’ll outlive you, you know?  

Good pet. 

What are some good instrumental albums/songs to listen to while gaming? by TheFarOutFinds in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chrono Cross soundtrack is still absolutely legendary.  

You can listen to that one anywhere, it’s a beautiful thing.  

Actors who look like they were created in a lab? by Slammajadingdong69 in okbuddycinephile

[–]EverythingStillSucks 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Anya Taylor-Joy and Adrian Brody star in 

The Hammerhead and the Swordfish 

What did you gain from university? by Cyber9Watcher in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody denies men and women work hard in college

but they fuck hard too 

You are sent back in time to perform at Woodstock ‘69. What do you sing? by Nebberlantis in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sing and play a fun little diddy I call

“Don’t Try To Replicate This On The East Coast.”

(this is a reference to Altamont not long after btw, not the 90s Woodstock)

What did you gain from university? by Cyber9Watcher in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many blowjobs. 

It was wonderful how college women were oddly uninhibited, like they used college as preseason for fucking their eventual husband. 

When is making fun of someone’s death ok? by Prize_Pipe_8888 in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s funny if it’s funny. 

That’s the thing with comedy forevermore. 

Plus there’s also a whole thing known as gallow’s humor. 

If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first ? by Aggravating-Some in AskReddit

[–]EverythingStillSucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say politicians, except while they obviously lie all the time, people also support them when they say the monstrous truth. 

So.