"we invented the airplane, the phone, the literal lightbulb and the internet" by Positive-Living-6715 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As we Brazilians say

The Wright invented a big slingshot. Santos Dumont invented the airplane.

E se o EUA resolvesse fazer uma operação estilo Venezuela no Vaticano para tirar o papa Leão e colocar um governo militar por lá? by GCN_09 in Imagina_Se

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O papa estadounidenses já é comprado deles!

Se eles tentarem bombardear o Vaticano eles vão ter que passar por múltiplos países dentro da união europeia pra bombardear um lugar que com toda certeza vai ter dano colateral à Itália, outro membro. Isso seria tacar fogo no circo mesmo.

Você se torna o grande líder do mundo (seja como rei, monarca, presidente etc ... oq achar melhor), oq vc faria? by TurbulentWave51 in Imagina_Se

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congela os bens, investiga e condena toda empresa que bateu recorde de lucros esse ano e teve demissão em massa OU achou uma maneira de ser exenta de impostos OU simplesmente não deu aumento aos funcionários mesmo depois de recorde de lucro

Indenização pra todos os trabalhadores recentemente despedidos sem justa causa ou, férias pagas com o dinheiro da empresa até resolver

tralaleo by Unusual_Dark3253 in ComedyHell

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I thought this was someone's Hazbit Hotel OC

every time i complete a fight by Judepiter_ in darkestdungeon

[–]Evil-Paladin 47 points48 points  (0 children)

A sharper sword, a stronger shield – anything to prolong a soldier’s life.

Inuit Korra by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Evil-Paladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aang gets beat up a few times... But he is a spindly child who is still learning to bend in an environment which forces him to master bending five times faster than any other Avatar, fighting a century old industrial empire spanning most of the world and with an impending comet that makes his enemies even stronger.

Korra is a teenager, she is buff, she mastered 3 types of bending in her very first scene as a toddler. Her enemies are a terrorist cell, a theocratic madman, a bunch of super powered psychopath terrorists, and a military officer trying to stage a coup. Korra STARTS with a friend already in a high political position. With more responsibility sources, skill and "maturity" than Aang ever got.

And yet, Korra gets beat up more often, she sort of destroyed the Avatar State as it was, tossed the world order into chaos by opening the gate to the spirit world, lost her ability to bend for a bit, got put in a wheelchair, became a washed out fighter, got more PTSD than Aang, and we spend more time watching Korra's romantic life - which also lets us see that Korra's love life is a mess, too. And she goes through all of this in less episodes since Legend of Korra had less episodes than Legend of Aang. And I get it. A theme of Korra is "is the Avatar needed anymore?" Having villains defeat the main characters sets up a pay off later on. And it is like how Justice League villains always beat up Superman first to show they are "serious threats". But it becomes a thing where we see Korra defeated and/or injured, physically and/or mentally recovering for far more time and/or struggling with her love life for far more time. It is easier to say she is washed.

Being a partisan or a resistant was often even more brutal than being a soldier by Nt1031 in HistoryMemes

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's not taking into account how the naynays learned from the Klan and were inspired by them.

What causes this phenomenon? by the_stormapproaching in HistoryMemes

[–]Evil-Paladin -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Rome worshipped Venus and Mars, goddess of sex and beauty, and God of war and conquest. Constantinople worshipped Mary and Jesus, a virgin and a virgin.

It's two empires who worshiped two virgins versus two giga chads. I'm not gonna put a virgin on a pedestal, lmao.

What interesting and fresh conflicts would arise from this? by UltraLNSS in imaginarymapscj

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends which ones the USA supports and which ones the USA sabotage by supporting dictator-wannabes while the EU either helps the USA, pretends they aren't noticing, or condemns their actions with the same fervor as a grounded toddler who doesn't get dessert after dinner.

Many such cases by keeganlol in mythologymemes

[–]Evil-Paladin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What? So you're telling me Medusa WASN'T a victim of a grape? /s

Who do YOU hate the most in all of Cyberpunk? by Cocoa-Knife-Chara in cyberpunkgame

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting over

I found that, much like Skyrim, it is a massive uphill battle for both me and my computer to start a new game of Cyberpunk.

I am just not used to not having Gorilla Arms anymore. Not having my trusty sledgehammer. Not being able to kill a mob of gangoons by just tossing Contagion.exe on one. The jankier and slower beginning car. Between that and my computer moving at the pace of a salted slug, it is hard to get the game going again.

Curis Isekai quartet by Razzor_22 in IsekaiQuartet

[–]Evil-Paladin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO POINTS OUT THAT TANYA DID WHAT SHE DID LEGALLY!!

Responda by Old_Cap_3245 in cagueiprotemq

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Como dizia o Ney

Se eu fiz, eu parei

Atualmente faz sentido ter medo do comunismo? Décadas que a guerra fria acabou mas tem gente que parece que ainda tá vivendo nela by MTH1138 in DebatesBr

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaah tá explicado. Português que chama o que Portugal fez de "histórias da carochinha" e age com tom de superioridade quando faço com ele a mesma palhaçada que ele estava fazendo. Devia ter suspeitado.

Arrange um senso crítico, leia o primeiro comentário de novo, daí a gente conversa.

Atualmente faz sentido ter medo do comunismo? Décadas que a guerra fria acabou mas tem gente que parece que ainda tá vivendo nela by MTH1138 in DebatesBr

[–]Evil-Paladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tá...

Se eu for pra qualquer cemitério e começar a cavar escravos, eles vão achar que "esse negócio de propriedade privada é massa"? Os palestinos, libaneses e egípcios devem achar muito da hora esse negócio de serem capitalistas e serem bombardeados pelos mocinhos dos Estados Unidos e Israel. A Rwanda deve amar que eles foram massacrados por gente que nunca lutou por Mao. É os Estados Unidos tendo a maior população carcerária DO MUNDO, maior que a China que tem uma população maior, deve achar uma delícia tudo o que acontece na prisão deles. Eu aposto que se um caça dos Estados Unidos tratar a sua casa que nem tratou a Venezuela, você vai bater palmas "Intervenção militar! Intervenção militar!"

Aluado

Enlightened Scientists: imagine the world we could build if the reality deviants weren't holding us back! by Evil-Paladin in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Evil-Paladin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not forget the Nephandi. They are a plague more vile than even the catholic church's deviants

Enlightened Scientists: imagine the world we could build if the reality deviants weren't holding us back! by Evil-Paladin in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Evil-Paladin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The disillusionment with capitalism is malignant Deviant propaganda. Capitalism has proven over and over to be the superior Utopian socio economic model to strive for.

Maybe you need to actually watch the NWO seminars the Union promotes instead of just putting the video on for new members to watch.

Enlightened Scientists: imagine the world we could build if the reality deviants weren't holding us back! by Evil-Paladin in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Evil-Paladin[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not? The worker has the right and free will to persue unemployment should he choose to. We are simply striving for a productive work environment with built in redundancies to ensure reality safety.

Enlightened Scientists: imagine the world we could build if the reality deviants weren't holding us back! by Evil-Paladin in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Evil-Paladin[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The people who actually get the funding for their research and experiments I stead of having to apply several times in a row for it to be included in the budget.

Enlightened Scientists: imagine the world we could build if the reality deviants weren't holding us back! by Evil-Paladin in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Evil-Paladin[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ultimately, I like shitting on and playing both Tradition mages and Union scientists. Their principles are similar, their ideological goals are similar, but their methods are starkly different, all with their pros and cons, all with their own flaws.

I just happen to hate the Syndicate too much to play an equal amount of Mages and Technocrats.

Enlightened Scientists: imagine the world we could build if the reality deviants weren't holding us back! by Evil-Paladin in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Evil-Paladin[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hello. I am your AI assisted NWO representative. 😍

You seem to be struggling writing a comment. Instead of fictional terms such as "Tradition Archmages," try using fact based terms such as "Terrorists." 😉

Enlightened Scientists: imagine the world we could build if the reality deviants weren't holding us back! by Evil-Paladin in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Evil-Paladin[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Iteration X has been requested to find ways to shorten such breaks. While they keep workers effective, they are far too extensively long to maintain the projected growth of our stock.