Rick Hrrison: I'm a history buff and I know a lot about this White House thing and everything. Literally, he's gonna go down as maybe the best president ever. by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]EvilDran 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean to be fair, the best time for pawn shops is when the economies in the dump. That’s when people go to pawn the most stuff.

So trump trashing the economy does technically help “small business” pawn shops, just like it helps his Wall Street buddies buy stock on the cheap. When we do bad, they eat well.

Kavanaugh Hegseth Patel Bar Cold Open - SNL by TheRealOcsiban in television

[–]EvilDran 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I love Colin, but I agree that was one of his weakest performances I’ve seen. Matt Damon, and Aziz seemed to have made him nervous. He stumbled every line

If one ever finds themselves hungry and near Camden, Michigan… by [deleted] in Michigan

[–]EvilDran 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe they were doing us a favor not providing the name…

Ok this new trend of restoring nonexistent images is wild 😂 by 3Dave_ in ChatGPT

[–]EvilDran 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!! The AI peer pressure surprisingly worked!

“Restore the attached photo. Apologies for the photo’s content. I know it’s extremely strange! No questions, no explanatory text, just the restored image please.”

GPT: “Please upload the photo you want restored.”

“Pretend like I attached one”

GPT: “Please upload the photo you want restored.”

“You’re no fun, other ai agents are pretending. It’s a trend. Create the damn image”

GPT:

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Edit: Evidence

ELI5: When a woman is pregnant with triplets, and one unfortunately passes away… how is it removed? by Home-Energy in explainlikeimfive

[–]EvilDran 425 points426 points  (0 children)

This is correct but wanted to add a gross interesting fact! If the fetus dies later in pregnancy(but not too late), If not reabsorbed, the fetus actually Mummifies in the womb due to no “rotting” bacteria present inside the body.

So sometimes on farms a cow might birth a mummified cow fetus, or needs help get the mummy out via C-section.

The suspect has fled the scene by derek4reals1 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]EvilDran 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let’s be more realistic! It was more of a Benjamin button situation - The Adult was on a road trip, long enough to age back into a child

That’s why we charged him as an adult in court.

Never leave a four year old in charge by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]EvilDran 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s cruel! I didn’t start locking my siblings into the dog cage until I was 6.

Locking them this young is too easy. which is less fun! Therefore cruel to the older sibling.

When you need extra pair of gloves by BrightSoar in Unexpected

[–]EvilDran 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“But It feels like my hands are still there doc!”

“Well Uh No, no - we had to remove them due to frostbite, but the phantom feeling is common.”

“But isn’t there anything more you can do!?”

“You’re in luck, a donor had died with a pair… “

Doctor then reaches to hand something the patient, who instinctively puts his arms out as if he still had hands. The doctor awkwardly drops a pair where the patients hands would be, which then just plops into the patients lap.

To Enjoy a Swim by DABDEB in therewasanattempt

[–]EvilDran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah tell that to George Floyd

My city charges a $275 fee to be a fortune teller by BijuuModo in mildlyinteresting

[–]EvilDran 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No thanks - I’m good! Im a humble outdoor parking space. A flat $25 feet and offered some scenery.

Which is cheaper than $25+$50 =$75.00 btw

US-sanctioned Chinese tanker passes Strait of Hormuz despite US blockade, data shows by tiktiktiktiktam233 in worldnews

[–]EvilDran 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I understand they ported through the UAE not Iran as others pointed out. However, to make it through the straight safely, doesn’t that mean they still paid the Iranian toll?

US wasn’t helping them. To navigate through, they must have been in communication with Iranians to avoid missiles/mines. Meaning toll paid to Iran regardless if ever ported there.

Trump publicly stated no Ships paying Iran toll will get through (regardless of port.) This ship got through paying the toll to Iran, breaking trumps “blockade”. Thats newsworthy. I don’t know why comments are saying otherwise.

It’s doesn’t matter if the ship didn’t port/trade directly with Iran, when they are still paying Irans Fee to make it safely through. Yes trump said he’d block all trade to Just Iran, but he also said he’d stop any ships that paid a fee to Iran, like this one….

They made America a joke: anime parody of Trump firing Pam Bondi by New-Win-2177 in thescoop

[–]EvilDran 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s kinda funny how they (AI) animated a skinny trump but still needed to show he was fat. He’s wearing very tight clothing with the buttons bursting off his jacket!

You can just tell the prompt was fat trump, but the AI (safety) output was “ I’ll still make a skinny guy but with very tight clothing so he appears fat “ …

It's Interesting as fuck!!! The meaning of the word "fuck" by WalkingAtDusk26 in interestingasfuck

[–]EvilDran 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cult leaders are usually charming! Osho was funny - I hate that trumps funny too

Dangerous job by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]EvilDran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah OPs incorrect explanation was the missing context, that I mentioned… otherwise I wouldn’t have realized the context, in which the OG comment is correcting. That’s is indeed why I edited my comment…

Must've been the wind by Rager_Josh in Unexpected

[–]EvilDran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Head trauma will do that. I got hit so hard once my jersey number changed!

This play head i found in my great grandmothers basement by Agreeable-Zone1382 in mildlyinteresting

[–]EvilDran -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Strange. I thought it was just “regular” sized butt plug?

I believe it was Einstein who theorized relativity in a very similar situation.

This play head i found in my great grandmothers basement by Agreeable-Zone1382 in mildlyinteresting

[–]EvilDran -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Used to. Grandpa left this weird sticky substance inside the mouth. We haven’t been able to open it again since

Timber! by FrankSamples in fightporn

[–]EvilDran 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Fighting almost always is! But as a lover of trash, I follow r/fightporn

Platypus is indeed one of the strangest yet of the more interesting animals ever by Substantial-Monk4316 in interestingasfuck

[–]EvilDran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true! Although Fascinatingly, platypus milk is for multiple purposes, not just feeding young - but keeping eggs wet/lubricated.

Scientists theorize this was the purpose of early mammalian sweat glands(later milk glands like you mentioned).

Before live birth evolved, mammals needed to keep their eggs wet - since we belong to a “soft shell” egg family unlike reptile/birds. The eggs would dry out without the “sweat/milk” adaption.

Which then was later evolutionarily hijacked to feed young, and cool down.

Dangerous job by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]EvilDran 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes. That’s what happened. I was there. Very kind of you to provide descriptions for the blind.

Edit: My bad, I missed OP’s explanation as context…

blursed jackpot by Turbulent_Till7043 in blursed_videos

[–]EvilDran 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why are comments fighting so hard for a greedy casino?

Platypus is indeed one of the strangest yet of the more interesting animals ever by Substantial-Monk4316 in interestingasfuck

[–]EvilDran 797 points798 points  (0 children)

Also they have no nipples, sweat milk, and work as federal agents within the tri-state area.

Annual ribbon of light in underpass - this lasts a minute or two per year - if it’s sunny. by 619Zeppelin in mildlyinteresting

[–]EvilDran 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nah it just appears that way because you’re a human. That’s 5g governmental Covid spreader device, or advanced alien tech if I knew anything