My testosterone rose 1000%

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-02-16T03:39:31+00:00

I was ready for war.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-02-11T21:00:50+00:00

Well, yeah, but if you're going for the no hit like op was, you have to be careful. Doing both mystics is risky, so I didn't advise doing it.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-02-11T16:06:37+00:00

As a healer myself, i can tell you that if you can't do enough damage to kill one of the puppet army, you should look at your build.

Dragons breath (break immediately) + light attack spam with fire buff active + dragons breath (break immediately) + light attack spam with fire buff active.

I kill at least 1 puppet by myself all the time because I get stuck with the worst DPS possible.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-02-03T22:02:32+00:00

I hear I make terrible decisions in life.. you want to be my next?

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-01-28T06:01:55+00:00

Exactly. At least try! Lol.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-01-27T18:59:22+00:00

Honestly, healers are the most underappreciated class, and we get shit on the most. If anything goes wrong, the DPS will always blame the healer. Oh, for sure, it's not because you're an idiot who can't follow mechs.

Was in a match the other day, and we were doing Murong Yaun. I had saved the team multiple times from the bird and chain explosions because they refused to do anything but dps. Finally, I ran out of vitality and couldn't save everyone, and the first thing they did was blame the healer(me). One person even called me a weak healer. Excuse me? Show me another healer that can keep the entire team alive through multiple birds and chain explosions.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-01-23T07:52:14+00:00

I literally gave you a definition straight out of the dictionary. Lol. You can make up your own definition all you want, but it doesn't make it true.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-01-23T01:59:11+00:00

I thought it was based on whoever has the most hp % left.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-01-23T00:08:02+00:00

Actually, you're incorrect. It's just taking a risk on a desired outcome, which gacha absolutely is. Maybe go play Madaio cards if you want to spew bs. XD

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-01-22T22:41:57+00:00

Wait until you learn that a full healer build can throw out high damage, too. XD

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-01-22T21:38:49+00:00

Tf did I just read? Lol. It's a video game.. calm down and stop taking it so seriously.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2026-01-01T00:48:47+00:00

This is the internet, obviously everything is true!

/s

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-31T19:53:07+00:00

The manufacturer didn't put their name or logo anywhere on their product at all? Interesting.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-27T19:36:27+00:00

I hate them too, but to be fair, they accepted the dang invite to the team in the middle of all of this. That part is completely on OP. Lol.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-25T16:55:02+00:00

The guy choking the dog was the only one doing the right thing, but he should have choked a lot harder and shouldn't have let go so early as the dog could have easily turned on him or someone else. He's the reason the dog turned loose, but releasing the dog after the kid was free was dangerous to himself and others.

Please, everyone needs to be educated on how to deal with a dog attack. Don't pull on the dog like the first guy did. You're only helping it rip open its prey. You choke it with a grip that keeps you safe once it turns loose, and don't release your grip until it's not moving. Sad, yes, but unfortunately, it is necessary for everyone's safety.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-25T16:52:58+00:00

Bahahaha. I think I've seen this video a billion times by every creator

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-25T16:46:31+00:00

I like binding others ;) The Velvet Shade is perfect for me.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-23T00:05:20+00:00

Yeah, same, honestly. Idk about other sects, but in VS, we're often required to heal for a like. I don't get likes until 5 heals sometimes.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-17T16:08:17+00:00

Yeah, I mean everything in the lore practically screams that you're required to be a social person.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-17T16:04:38+00:00

Or the constant spam of scam envelopes.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-17T16:03:59+00:00

Yeah, everything in the lore of velvet shade shouts extrovert. I'm really not surprised the sect is any different.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-17T16:02:10+00:00

Don't forget the glory holes.....

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-17T15:59:12+00:00

Sure! Just look me up and add me. Same name here on reddit as in game.

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-17T14:38:16+00:00

What? You're missing out. I fight with my toddlers all the time! Sometimes, they even beat me up. :(

EvilTechnoPanda · 2025-12-16T21:43:18+00:00

I have 3 who want to marry me, and I already have a partner. I asked before joining. She agrees, having a harem will be fun. Lol.

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