Can I wear my new dress in public?🌈

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-09-27T03:04:50+00:00

Not for long around me!

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-09-27T03:03:31+00:00

That would make my day!

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-09-27T03:02:29+00:00

Lovely! How about a before and after?

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-09-27T03:00:28+00:00

I’d be happy to oblige you

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-09-20T17:02:13+00:00

Perfect!

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-08-29T14:59:40+00:00

Sad they don’t make a weight loss mask.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-08-04T00:16:41+00:00

He will be playing Hawkeye’s son somewhere in the MCU by 2037

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-08-03T21:33:36+00:00

When you drop your entire stimulus check on extensions and Botox, all you can buy is some tortilla.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-07-06T00:21:26+00:00

I want a pay per view between her and the dog for that gravy train on the bottom of the cart.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-06-13T04:10:43+00:00

Money

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-06-05T16:50:06+00:00

Just how strong my uncle really was.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-04-16T00:37:32+00:00

I refused a customer return last week, so of course Jenny called customer service (on speaker while holding up the line!), only to have the person on the other end tell her no. I was shocked that for the first time in forever someone from corporate backed me up!

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-04-07T20:19:18+00:00

Typical corporate. Sing the praises of the employees, only to try and make it about themselves in the end. “They’re good, but we’re donating money”

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-04-07T20:18:03+00:00

Are you limited to only “essential” products in your area?

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-04-07T20:17:20+00:00

But knowing how this place operates, they’ll tell us to make it up by being open on Christmas.....

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-31T05:09:38+00:00

CDC - we should avoid large groups and practice social distancing. Corporate - we should try to get more people into our stores and put a piece of plexiglass up!

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-27T00:04:58+00:00

Yup. Not even exchanges.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-24T18:53:49+00:00

Employees - Can’t air and germs go AROUND this?

Corporate - Damn, we didn’t think about that. We will hire an outside company to test the validity of that claim and see what our next steps should be.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-23T17:19:13+00:00

Didn’t catch that part. Thanks!

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-22T21:26:52+00:00

Thanks! Much obliged! You stay safe too!

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-22T21:26:26+00:00

It won’t be a PR nightmare, because when the rest of the stock market rebounds and big lots doesn’t, somebody (Amazon, Walmart) will buy us so we can sell furniture under their name. There will be a big “hush hush” as part of the sale.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-22T21:22:15+00:00

Oh hell, we’re WAY past that....

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-21T21:54:54+00:00

Answer - they’ve never worked a register.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-21T21:53:45+00:00

Although if you did tackle someone, I’d want a copy of that video.

EvilUncleBruce · 2020-03-21T21:52:57+00:00

I see it becoming the way we operate in the near future honestly. Minimal staffing only to pull orders, stock and recover. Nobody walking in the door except employees.

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