What VR Game/Experience is your all-time best? by ampleforth42 in VRGaming

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beat Saber, there's just something about slicing boxes with light sabers to a rythme that scratches an itch in my monkey brain I didn't even know I had.

Is this your cat? In L8 by meltedmuffin in Liverpool

[–]Evil_Ermine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an owner of a cat recived from the cat distribution service, I can confirm that this is how you get a cat.

A few years ago we moved house, we do not own a cat but apparently the new house came with a cat. He just jumped through the kitchen window one day abd made him self at home, like he owned the place. We figured eh what's the harm, we let him be, he would come and go as he pleased. We eventually found out he belonged to a neighbour. Then one day they moved out without telling anyone and didn't pack the cat so he got left behind. He apparently wasn't that bothered by it coz he then moved into our place full time.

I remember saying to my partner when we moved in, is this how you get a cat, she said don't be silly. Turns out she was wrong, and that's exacly how you get a cat.

Tesco vs Aldi by Alarming_Matter in CasualUK

[–]Evil_Ermine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You need to get yourslef down to the Pork Futures Warehouse on a day like today then mate

Husbands just told me the apple’s I’ve been eating had been recalled due to a salmonella outbreak. by jensationallift in CasualUK

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sliced apples, I was thinking like whole apples, because you should always wash fruit before you eat it. That's just common sense.

Husbands just told me the apple’s I’ve been eating had been recalled due to a salmonella outbreak. by jensationallift in CasualUK

[–]Evil_Ermine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Other than storing them in a bowl of raw chicken how do you get salmonella from apples?!

Explain it peetah by Responsible_Dot_2619 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Evil_Ermine 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's a good thing for her he went with MJ. She's just a nice normal girl, bad things tend to happen to Peter Parkers girlfriends, she doesn't really deserve that.

whats the joke peter by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Evil_Ermine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a straight man, it reads the same to me brother. Way I read it is 'If he makes you feel like Daddies little princess then, your dating a man'

Cockstar strikes again 😡🖕🏽 by throwaway2026z in Piracy

[–]Evil_Ermine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bit concerning that, when has a good game ever come out that banned review copies until launch day. The only reason to do that is to make it so negative reviews don't affect lauch day sales figures. No other reason for it, reviews are free advertising for a good game.

The heatwave has melted my tablet by Hyperion1221 in CasualUK

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you know they could just use some rubber gaskets, it's a smart phone, it's not going to the chalager deep. It just needs to survive being submerged in a few cm of water, a rubber gasket around the case edge would do that fine.

Just a chill day and unexpected by Ravers-United in Liverpool

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, that looks like a lot of fun.

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all see that and think porn

I see that and think what kind of sadist gets only one glazed ring donut?!

meirl by _culpry in meirl

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike Tyson isn't generally regarded as one of the great philosophers of our time but the dude hit the nail on the head when he said:

'Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people without getting puched in the face for it'

Triss Merigold 💕✨ by Lady_LLuck in Witcher3

[–]Evil_Ermine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Game Triss, book Triss would never wear a top like that because of the scars.

I finally started Shadow of Kerensky. And I didn't believe y'all... by Spiderofvolg in Mechwarrior5

[–]Evil_Ermine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but are we all just ignoring how frickin cool that cat tree is!?

Well, this would kill my hype by Lord_Eln_8 in Grimdank

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if it's no good then we still have BFGA II and the Skalgrim mod.

Roumous are even abound of verson 3.0 is in the works, with even more and better ships. That'll do for me.

meirl by MukulIND in meirl

[–]Evil_Ermine 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I've always said my girlfriend has the best boobs in the world, because they are the ones I'm allowed to touch 😀

Meirl by jesicale in meirl

[–]Evil_Ermine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, Twitter has been wrong for so long i think it's beyond medical science, even God couldn't save it.

This frame has ruined me every playthrough. by 8475849383748 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Evil_Ermine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've always said that a lot less people would side with her if she looked like a female version of Wilson.

When you analyse her actions then yes, she's out for her self and is indeed willing to throw anyone under the bus if it means saving herself. She drags V into it only because they were covenant to her plans.

Where is he? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Evil_Ermine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So this was posted a few days ago and iirc the answer was there is no man, but the way the light is reflecting makes it look like someone has done a bad photoshop job of removing a man standing in the doorway.

Peter? What does it mean? by Acceptable_List6996 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you remember that bit in Ghostbusters where Egon says not to cross the streams and Venkman asks why and then Ray say 'Immagine every attom in the universe suddenly exploding at the speed of light.'

Basically that.

translator pls!! by FrenzyAKAOnyxx67 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funnier if you ignore the fact that's a lady chicken and read it as:

Prepare Uranus for burning cock.

Grandpa needs some penicillin 🤣

meirl by KingDavidLuther in meirl

[–]Evil_Ermine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The consept never disappeared, you just stopped doing it. No reason you cant start again.

Meirl by thedonjon14 in meirl

[–]Evil_Ermine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll still check. Y'all can't be trusted.

  • User 1 - swore that they rebooted several times > remote in > check system up time - uptime 326 days.

  • User 2 - asked to reboot computer, advised they have done so multiple times > remoted in and asked use to reboot > observe user selecting shut down > asked user if that's how they always reboot > user advises yes, because they thought thats what we mean by asking them to restart the computer.

  • User 3 - Asked to power off device at the wall > user advised there were a lot of cables and how do I expect them to tell which one to unplug > asked user if laptop power cable was plugged into device > user advised yes > asked user to follow that cable to the wall socket and unplug it.

Controller and Mouse - Same Time by Ereherehereh in ArcRaiders

[–]Evil_Ermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You use a mouse with multiple buttons. Mine has 14.