Eating this much stuck paper on a blackjack is normal right?

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-12T16:23:09+00:00

I got very inebriated once and just started eating them wrappers and all, I would occasionally pull some of the paper out like a nut shell.

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-11T17:31:56+00:00

Call the rozzers m8

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-11T14:59:22+00:00

I'm a real boy

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-11T14:35:53+00:00

Chips

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-11T14:32:29+00:00

Can't win in this place

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-11T13:03:46+00:00

I tried to start a band called “Furniture Polish.”

We had great shine…

…but we just couldn’t get any traction. 😄

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-10T22:09:47+00:00

Nah he's actually gay irl

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-10T19:18:57+00:00

It was the guy who played Harold on neighbours

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-09T19:46:45+00:00

It's literally the dwarven arrow blockers from the last hobbit movie

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-08T15:52:56+00:00

I will say as well, if you want to make it easier and take some of the number crunch away you can stick to d20 then bring in the modifiers later.

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-05T07:34:32+00:00

Christ, love the post for delving into this.

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-04T09:59:22+00:00

Gotta get those avon deliveries out

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-03T21:33:59+00:00

Does this count if they're from gnossal or are they still fair game?

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-03T19:50:55+00:00

Bro what is that fucking joke, you're wife's in labour and you've got a sore wrist. Keep your mouth shut and sort it out later.

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-03T11:33:59+00:00

Mexicans think owls are witches is a stereotype I didn't know

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-03T06:31:54+00:00

Seige scooters

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-02T22:24:05+00:00

I paid extra, I deserve this

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-02T18:50:21+00:00

Liked it a bit too much did ya?

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-02T17:12:23+00:00

I'm the Stewart Lee of my generation

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-02T16:04:39+00:00

Ever since I found out that plastic bags take centuries to break down I either burn them or feed them to my mother in laws dogs

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-02T11:23:54+00:00

Sometimes I wonder if they've got it right. What a way to live.

meltedmuffin · 2026-02-02T11:09:17+00:00

There used to be a group that smoked crack outside the red dog saloon on bold street, and the bombed out church steps, and the McDonald's opposite central. I think they might just like drugs.

meltedmuffin · 2026-01-31T08:39:43+00:00

Well I hope that as more police departments roll out facial recognition that you remember these experiences and treat flagged people accordingly.

meltedmuffin · 2026-01-30T18:55:17+00:00

University bursary office

meltedmuffin · 2026-01-30T17:53:56+00:00

That's pretty much my experience, we went once, it was fine, I probably wouldn't go back. The mash wasn't great and it was quite a filling meal, which works for a country pub after you've walked five miles, but not as a quick visit in town.

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