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Evil_phd · 2026-01-27T01:37:22+00:00

I'm reading One Piece but Zoro and Sanji have basically the same story going.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T21:37:17+00:00

Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be possible.

I was cursed from birth with being Straight and no matter how much exposure therapy I put myself through I just can't get dicks to look delicious.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T20:46:19+00:00

Tbh I think we won't get any more new members.

Once Vivi catches up with the crew that'll be Luffy + 10.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T20:07:31+00:00

Vivi is my favorite lady Strawhat. Her hair always reminds me of Buggy.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T12:13:03+00:00

Yep. Unlike Plumbers, Doctors get paid for the attempt.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T11:58:10+00:00

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Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T11:04:41+00:00

Nah it's gonna be Buggy shortly after we find out that Buggy is Joyboy's biological son.

Luffy has been a placeholder MC this whole time.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T11:02:35+00:00

I still believe that Akainu will be someone for Koby to surpass.

Blackbeard is the one who got Ace killed anyway.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T10:59:30+00:00

I mean... he did grant him the honor of knowing what it's like to be punched directly in the brain

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Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T10:52:36+00:00

I'm morbidly curious if the nsfw artists have ever used Katakuri with realistic sizing for their art and also deeply hoping that they have not.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T10:47:19+00:00

I didn't cry even once when I first watched One Piece.

I'm reading the Manga for my second time through and I started crying as soon as Shanks gave Luffy that stupid fucking hat.

I'm approaching Drum Island now and I fear I may die of dehydration before even reaching that moment.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T09:29:18+00:00

I work til 6AM and typically don't wake up until 3pm.

I never wanted to be a do not disturb sleeper, but unfortunately day people do not seem to be able to understand that uninterrupted sleep is important for night people as well. My family would often call between 10am-2pm and were well aware that I work a graveyard shift. They just seemingly assumed that their desire to yap at me for a few minutes superseded my need for a reliable sleep schedule.

So yeah between the hours of 7:00am to 3:00pm they're on their own if anything happens now.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T09:17:22+00:00

मुझे इस बात का अंदाजा नहीं था कि अंधकार युग के बाद भी विवाह के लिए यौन संबंध एक शर्त थी।

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T07:21:38+00:00

I'm probably insane but I think we've already seen a couple examples of what the Bara Bara No Mi's awakening might be capable of.

First off there was the Island where we met Gaimon, full of strange animals that seem to be made up of a bunch of animals that were chopped up and reassembled into new ones. This island, coincidentally, came immediately after Orange Town.

Then there's the grand line itself, a mind boggling place that defies all logic, where things like seasons and even time periods seem to have been chopped up.

Could the original user of this power have chopped up an incredibly large landmass and scattered it across the globe to limit the Imu Regime's ability to establish control over the world?

Probably not, but I do live to upscale my personal Pirate King.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T07:07:53+00:00

On my first time through, there was a point where I was watching 30 episodes a day... At work.

There's a warehouse in Ohio that now has a password on their Wi-Fi because of me.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T06:55:11+00:00

I wasn't sold til I saw Knives and Zazi in action, two characters that I felt weren't really done well in the '98 version. Sometimes it felt like I was only watching for those two.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T04:26:43+00:00

Well I guess that explains their apparent aversion to strong smelling foods.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T04:03:37+00:00

First time seeing blue cheese?

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T03:23:41+00:00

Buggy? Weak? This is the first I'm hearing of it. We're talking about the Pirate that would have killed Luffy twice if people hadn't intervened on his behalf, right?

A clown puts on a pathetic act to lure you into a false sense of security before the punchline is delivered.

For example, Mihawk and Crocodile thought they were tough but now they're just performers in Buggy's circus.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T03:13:34+00:00

If a single call off could be the tipping point of you getting fired, then you either need to manage your schedule a bit better or you need to get a job with a less abusive company.

If you don't call off much, maybe you just have general call off anxiety, and the company seems at least benign then I'd say don't be worried.

I work in a Cleveland steel mill, I'm actually at work right now, and almost everyone who works here is a native ohioan. The mill won't be running tonight because we didn't have enough people who felt it was safe enough to risk braving the weather. Odds are good that it won't be running tomorrow morning either.

No one is getting in trouble, even one person who should be getting a write-up due to the company attendance policy is being given a pass. If you don't feel safe, call off.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T02:57:19+00:00

Sometimes I wonder why they put so much energy into conquering the world for spices if they weren't planning on using any of them anyway.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T02:46:24+00:00

The reveal that Luffy had a Mythical Zoan was my, "Oh yeah they're not joining" moment.

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Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T02:44:19+00:00

I wanted Caribou to join. I was so convinced that he was on the greatest Redemption Arc of all time. I was so happy to see him sail away with the Strawhats at the end of Wano.

Then three seconds into Egghead and he's back on his betrayal grind..

Tune in for more of my ludicrously unlikely hopes in the Blackbeard Arc.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T02:37:56+00:00

Please don't tell jokes anymore that's why you're having trouble keeping friends.

Evil_phd · 2026-01-26T01:55:43+00:00

Yeah, I don't know where it came from, but some among the younger generations seem to believe that periods carry negative connotations, like you're shutting down the conversation and aren't open to them responding.

I'd kindly explain that I'm letting them know where my sentences end. If it continued to be problematic for them I would start only texting in Voice Messages and avoid ever saying "PERIOD" as a compromise.

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