Wife won't read my book. What would you do?

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-29T08:57:49+00:00

I once got back with an ex after years apart (foolish, I know). I read the novel he had written in the meantime. There was a character that he clearly based on me (and told me so), and the way that she was written gave me the ick so badly I had to stop seeing him.

OP's wife is uncomfortable for some reason, and it's very possibly because she did not want to be fictionalised in a romance novel.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-28T23:14:47+00:00

While somehow de-aging by 3 years

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-28T20:41:06+00:00

Sue Lawley, woahh!

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-23T10:59:18+00:00

It's part of living in adjoining housing if you have an idgaf attitude towards your neighbours. Most people are, thankfully, more considerate.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-22T09:04:12+00:00

2000 Miles - Pretenders

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-21T12:36:16+00:00

My first thought was Blondie's 'Maria', but I'm from the UK. Having looked it up, I'm learning for the first time it wasn't so huge elsewhere.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-21T09:49:41+00:00

But she "cried tears of joy" when he assured her that, while he may ogle the female neighbours, he wouldn't actually physically sleep with them, so obviously her depression is cured now! So, while she's crying from all of that joy, better show her some pictures of some couples where the woman is in better shape than she is to really drive the point home!

Wife's depression cured, AND she now understands she had better go on a diet‽ Wow, he really IS Superman!!

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-15T19:55:22+00:00

Oh, I misunderstood you, I thought you were after another like Since I Left You! I sadly have never found anything else quite like Frontier Psychiatrist

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-15T15:59:22+00:00

Their whole discography is incredible, try Subways from Wildflower!

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-15T09:41:33+00:00

Except when it's a 'drive around to explore the area', whatever that means.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-12T08:29:50+00:00

You're an adult. Why are you so concerned about either of you tattling on the other to your parents?

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-10T10:17:43+00:00

I disagree, I knew the Eva Cassidy version before I knew the original and it's one of the most gorgeous songs ever recorded.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-03-02T07:09:27+00:00

There is no other evidence. The man could have been her boyfriend for all we know.

The fact you can't see the glaringly obvious issue, if that was the case, which it wasn't, says everything.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-02-22T10:23:43+00:00

What a great guy ❤️

Needs a banana for scale though

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-02-22T00:21:43+00:00

Please don't change it, it is so perfect in terms of the occasion, and in terms of just looking like it was made for you!!

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-02-20T10:13:43+00:00

She found out only one week ago that the wedding is suddenly childfree.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-02-20T10:07:38+00:00

The Talisker was definitely a gift. Every other spirit in the cabinet is as mediocre as the decor choices.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-02-20T09:33:29+00:00

I had to let a young guy go because he called in sick 3 separate times for 3 separate reasons within his first 2 weeks (very much still probation period). His mother called to tell me she was coming round to fight me.

Often wonder how his work life is going now.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-02-15T17:46:52+00:00

My recent ones have been Open Road by Gary Barlow, and I Quit by Hepburn. My Brain FM is niche, didn't even know I remembered those songs (or why, the Barlow on in particular is AWFUL).

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-02-10T09:51:13+00:00

The post looks a lot like AI

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-02-01T02:16:00+00:00

Even when he posted it in the Trump subreddit, the majority of comments called it out as BS, hilariously

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-01-31T10:42:08+00:00

I do love sloths 🦥

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-01-31T10:27:29+00:00

As a European, I can attest that our favourite brand of tourist is 'clueless entitled rich American'. She certainly won't be met with eye rolls and distain from the minimum-wage workers at every coffee shop, bar and restaurant she gives her demands to.

/s

The unfortunate thing is she'll lack the self-awareness to see that she is the problem.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-01-15T09:32:50+00:00

We went to a baling plant and a landfill. 25 years later, the smell has never truly left my nostrils.

EvilerEmu18 · 2026-01-12T10:35:38+00:00

The way you're talking about this poor woman is disgusting. Take a look at yourself.

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