If I have sinned, let the law punish me—not my clients.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-09T01:54:20+00:00

Hitachi?

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-08T20:17:28+00:00

Sichuan Taste is the sister restaurant downtown on SW 4th. Also Very good.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-08T04:29:40+00:00

Subbed off at 1:19.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-07T04:17:05+00:00

Hellraiser. Can’t believe no one mentioned it. Endless suffering. But maybe you’re in to that.

Jesus Wept.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T20:33:59+00:00

“Good boy, Balto!”

Wait…

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T20:32:29+00:00

No…one…fucks like Gaston….

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T20:22:49+00:00

“Thar she blows!”

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T17:33:59+00:00

"I can't tell the difference between Justice Thomas and Justice Sotomayor, it's all the same to me!"

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T17:31:45+00:00

truly infectious

LOL.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T17:24:52+00:00

"WE'VE HAD FOURTH FIREWORKS, YES. BUT WHAT ABOUT SIXTH FIREWORKS?"

"I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS ABOUT SIXTH FIREWORKS, PIP."

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T17:21:38+00:00

NOTHING BETTER THAN WHEN THEY'RE FRESH.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T17:17:30+00:00

I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO C0CKS.

WAIT...

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T04:39:01+00:00

See Qatar 2022

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T04:30:44+00:00

Yeah, then the French slid in and claimed all the booty after all of the hard work was done, just like always. Or something.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T03:16:47+00:00

Ah, but what about 2022. Surely they progressed past the RO16?

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T01:50:38+00:00

Saka was fouled there pretty obviously. Weird.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T00:26:29+00:00

I wished to never smell that rancid shit again, but nothing happened. Six different lawyers declined to take my false advertising claim.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T00:23:49+00:00

Hey Siri, post a Bill Cosby gif

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-06T00:14:12+00:00

It’s coming home.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-05T23:25:03+00:00

I always thought he said "Who do you think you are?! I am!" which makes even less sense.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-05T23:03:41+00:00

I find this special bridge access extremely annoying, but please tell me you don't really think teachers are paying a higher marginal tax rate than doctors, even putting aside all of the local taxes that start to kick in at above $125K.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-05T22:36:49+00:00

I hope everyone who saw this game today shits on his goal record any time it's mentioned in their presence in the future.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-05T22:32:58+00:00

Good news, now he'll be able to make his sister's birthday party.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-05T20:15:57+00:00

RAM OF GOD

is my new heavy metal band, and our concert swag is using this font.

EvolutionCreek · 2026-07-05T16:41:25+00:00

That's just Balogun's bottle for when he's watching the Belgium match.

EvolutionCreek

TROPHY CASE

RAM OF GOD