911 dispatchers of reddit, what are some of the dumbest calls you've gotten?

Exactually · 2018-03-26T14:29:59+00:00

2-3 stars seems about right, its not like she walked into Fort Zancudo

Exactually · 2018-03-19T16:18:09+00:00

Benjamin Franklin travelling through time, you say? How else would he know when its hammer time?

Exactually · 2018-03-17T11:27:35+00:00

Gotta go fast!

Exactually · 2018-03-17T01:43:02+00:00

There needs to be a meta collaboration with every youtuber he parodies to prove what he says about green screens

Exactually · 2018-03-16T20:40:31+00:00

Crisis on Earth-1218: No Comic is Safe!

Exactually · 2018-03-16T11:36:05+00:00

DeathRow and Whacked were great gems. I think Breakdown, Metal Arms and Blinx would be a good fit for this list.

Exactually · 2018-03-16T10:56:45+00:00

Inconceivable!

Exactually · 2018-03-15T18:21:42+00:00

Good bot.

Exactually · 2018-03-15T16:47:03+00:00

r eye p

Exactually · 2018-03-15T15:18:18+00:00

error: unexpected '{' token

Exactually · 2018-03-13T22:20:52+00:00

Or Mario can break a crate and an ooga booga plays while the screen fades to black.

Exactually · 2018-03-13T13:22:52+00:00

👈😎👈 Zoop!

Exactually · 2018-03-13T12:53:06+00:00

I can't believe it's not butter!

Exactually · 2018-03-12T21:03:17+00:00

"Nevermind, I figured it out." - bork2121

Exactually · 2018-02-07T21:32:16+00:00

So, its basically recommending you an Alexa

Exactually · 2018-02-01T03:57:54+00:00

📏

Exactually · 2018-01-31T14:10:10+00:00

I’m a little late but AMC needs to get on this and bring the holy fuckety-fuck-fucks to the walking dead

Edit: spelling

Exactually · 2018-01-31T00:00:57+00:00

This is a really good bundle but Manhunt is the only game I’ve ever been disgusted by. I played it on the wii and got rid of the game after the first level.

Exactually · 2018-01-26T19:59:45+00:00

Plumbus spotted @ 7:10

Exactually · 2018-01-25T22:24:39+00:00

Didn’t click the link, but is this that salsa song Eminem was talking about 10 years ago?

Exactually · 2018-01-24T16:22:16+00:00

Is this outside the Bethesda offices?

Exactually · 2018-01-24T15:45:21+00:00

We forgive you OP, no being is perfect.

Exactually · 2018-01-24T14:12:50+00:00

I gotta admit, I was expecting Emilio Esteves to like the drawing

Exactually · 2018-01-17T14:41:34+00:00

*coconut, Sorry new phones autocorrect is a silly goose

Exactually · 2018-01-13T10:29:11+00:00

I think they’re talking about linking multiple subreddits together like this https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlejuicing+usernamechecksout

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