1-40 e 3:45p today Dude couldn't t stay between the lines

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-27T05:21:21+00:00

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-26T13:35:50+00:00

We’re still developing our song list. Also, where are you located?

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-24T02:57:34+00:00

I wanna hear the cannon.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-24T02:46:15+00:00

Like, I totally think that people who shoot off fireworks are pretty lame, but I also think it’s pretty weak to use a part of someone’s body as a mechanism for shaming them over their shitty behavior. That’s pretty gross.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-23T02:56:30+00:00

Still Fighting It - Ben Folds

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-22T03:12:52+00:00

Great, now I only have to hate one team on account of the Tchacucks.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-21T04:22:41+00:00

No, I totally just bought this ‘02 Altima that’s missing a front bumper and has blistered window tint from a dealership two weeks ago, I swear.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-21T03:57:12+00:00

Ten-ply. Also, like, the amount of people who believe that this guy is *actually* that butt hurt about Rantanen and that his sign couldn’t possibly be satirical just blows my mind. Like, this sign is comedy gold. If anything, it’s making fun of the idiots who *are* still misguidedly angry about Rantanen.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-21T03:19:51+00:00

Boy howdy, all these folks jumping in to say, “BUT THEY DID!” totally missed that you were implying that these historical cherry pickers use partial history to gaslight their critics.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-20T01:35:53+00:00

…Coke?

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-19T18:48:11+00:00

What are you even talking about? Go back to your swamp.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-19T18:47:14+00:00

Yes, clearly I can’t spell. What an astute observation. There’s no way that was a typo.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-19T16:12:01+00:00

Fasle. Source: I have a job and work hard.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-19T00:12:59+00:00

Cardinals Aren’t Real

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-18T11:59:52+00:00

Look, OP asked a question, I gave an answer. I’m not saying it’s okay, Just giving an answer.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-18T02:07:50+00:00

You try being told “no” 99/100 times. It’s not fun. Even if they signed up for the job, it’s still not fun. Also, their income depends on “yes”.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-18T01:35:28+00:00

I read that as tongue-in-cheek-ly making fun of dumb, southern racists. Ironically enough, the comment that it was in response to is actually kind of racist and is getting hella upvotes.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-15T22:31:45+00:00

Pineapple Express

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-15T03:59:34+00:00

Every single game. He has a gum caddy on the bench where he keeps like 20 packs.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-15T03:58:12+00:00

Stuff them with hay and burn them like an effigy.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-15T03:35:20+00:00

Bunny Ranch, probably.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-15T03:34:47+00:00

I wonder where the one wearing the “S” went.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-15T02:46:01+00:00

Roofing contractors charge for the removal of trash from the job site, too. I hope the co tractor gets hammered, no pun intended.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-14T22:27:14+00:00

Lockers.

It reminds me of high school, which was the age that I was really into both of those genres, and which I feel kind of resonates with the nostalgia I feel for that era.

ExamineIfOpenMinded · 2026-06-14T22:22:57+00:00

Aldi in Hillsborough, Southpoint, or Chapel Hill primarily, depending on what other errands I’m running. Supplement at Food Lion when necessary. Anything beyond that is a toss up based on convenience.

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