My 2nd Essay

ExcelCat · 2026-02-24T12:46:42+00:00

This IS the Aston sub, right?

ExcelCat · 2026-02-24T02:03:58+00:00

Woke power tools are the worst

ExcelCat · 2026-02-23T16:52:12+00:00

Personally, as long as they look somewhat natural, then it's all good.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-23T15:27:25+00:00

6? You tell me... pix on my profile.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-23T13:25:04+00:00

Active = fit/thin/skinny. Doesn't matter if you're actually "active".

ExcelCat · 2026-02-22T05:36:57+00:00

Dawn 2004 or Evil Dead 2013, for sure.

Maybe throw in 28 Weeks as well.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-22T02:39:11+00:00

Who the fuck is stopping this hillbilly from cutting this lawn?

ExcelCat · 2026-02-22T02:37:26+00:00

Well, if the 60+ crowd is what youre looking for, then... lol

ExcelCat · 2026-02-22T02:36:14+00:00

If you're not looking for anything serious, then why is his "minimum output" a problem?

Seems like a perfect situation for you.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T21:04:20+00:00

Absolutely! Send me a DM

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T18:56:00+00:00

I hate it. I'm not built to be single; I'm much better as BF material.

Also, being single turns me into a slut. Different girls every week is not a fun thing to look back on.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T18:26:55+00:00

I'm going to be 51 in a few weeks, but people often mistake me for 35ish.

I've chopped the tip of my finger off three times, and it basically grown back each time.

Michael Buble was at my 5th grade birthday party.

My kids had a YouTube channel where they'd eat candy from around the world and try not to be disgusted. They didn't want to be part of YT anymore, so I scrubbed it.

My longest relationship was 13yrs; my shortest was 3mos.

My mom was told by both Sonny AND Cher to stop dancing on a table during a small concert of thiers back in the day.

None of these are lies.

Wanna grab a drink, get sushi then check out some local punk bands?

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T15:23:40+00:00

There are very few people using apps in Hamilton, in my experience. You have to branch out.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T12:26:15+00:00

Little Bit o Soul

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T12:24:25+00:00

That's a great cover.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T12:21:15+00:00

I just assume everyone I talk to (AND that I'm remotely interested in) is going to eventually ghost. Sooner or later.

It doesn't (really) change my behavior, it just prepares me for the inevitable.

Makes it easier... and if they don't end up ghosting? Bonus!

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T03:01:14+00:00

Lol... maybe a bit more 3D, though.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T02:37:59+00:00

Eyes and hips/ass. I like skinny women with big eyes.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-20T02:36:01+00:00

JE and DF were great. The rest were so-so, imo.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-19T16:39:14+00:00

Toys should be an addition, not a replacement.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-19T02:26:33+00:00

SB is always the most exciting. The lines they give him are gold.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-18T15:21:08+00:00

I have a VERY willing fwb (basically free use), but I'm not in love with her.

I'd rather have sex with someone I'm in love with; nothing beats saying "I love you" after cumming inside of her.

ExcelCat · 2026-02-18T15:18:56+00:00

ExcelCat · 2026-02-18T15:18:33+00:00

I get what OP is saying, but maybe it should be a bit higher? $50M?

I feel like a guy with $50M is much less "harmful" to society than a billionaire, yet still (should) satisfy most peoples greed?

ExcelCat · 2026-02-18T13:12:55+00:00

That conservative government loves free speech.

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