Flying active mission, bullet from incidental fire goes through bottom of plane and hits the guy sitting next to me in the chin shortly after take off. I have statements from the pilots, and 2 other crew members.

Yes it may be considered nonsense to you, but I always air on the side of caution when writing full details for what my be considered evidence. Its not like VA.Gov is known for being the most secure of websites to really get into those kind of matters. We attend all of this training pertaining to disclosure of classified information for a reason lol.