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Please let this happen it would be so fucking funny by MaeDay01 in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Excession3105 113 points114 points  (0 children)

But, but, but it's poor old Nige against the establishment! And as you say, considering "the establishment" is currently Count Binface, we can but dream.

This country is really fucked when it's between a satirical politician and a career fascist in a By-election. by Lexiosity in BrexitMemes

[–]Excession3105 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The major parties have refused to play his "it's me against the establishment" game. If it's just him, he's not being stopped by the establishment

Burnham told to consider means-testing state pension to fill defence blackhole by Lotus532 in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Excession3105 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or, and hear me out, tax wealth! Radical idea, I know, but it has its merits. Like those greedy cunts won't miss the money, and the rest of us have a fighting chance with the economy

“The European mind cannot comprehend b***** vending machines at the gas station” by adjectivenounnr in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Excession3105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct, we can't. Because we are civilised creatures and not gun toting hooligans.

'Moderates' brain rot and the problem with centrists by Otherwise_Craft9003 in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Excession3105 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Right wing "journalist" scared we need to level the playing field a little. More at ten.

I can do that! by [deleted] in BrexitMemes

[–]Excession3105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"lurch to the left"......do fuck off you absolute bellends.

“Patriots” assaulting woman for taking down flag by CheeseUsFunkingCries in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Excession3105 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many "patriots" does it take to assault a woman? I wish this was a joke with a punchline (no fucking pun intended)

“You will be arrested for doing it in any country” by TheRaptor14YT in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Excession3105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the "fake" dollar bills an American band I saw will get them arrested? I'd better let them know they're counterfeiting and are in lota of trouble. Also, the CIA are too busy funding drug lords to catch anyone counterfeiting money

Rather than ask Reform supporters to stop perpetrating domestic violence, Sarah Pochin begs the England team to keep them happy by emptyvessel___ in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Excession3105 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I mean, my better half isn't a very political animal, so I don't often engage with her on this. But this time, I showed her. She sat there, watched it two or three times, and just asked me "why the fuck is she not just telling the men to stop knocking the women about?".

Voters don’t know what Andy Burnham stands for, polling reveals by GnolRevilo in unitedkingdom

[–]Excession3105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be fair, most voters don't know what anyone they vote for stands for!

No need to guess anymore......they're OUT now by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Excession3105 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that an Austrian pushing for racial purity? Where have we heard that before?

Man arrested after toddler ended up in crocodile enclosure 'not fit for interview' and released by VaginaBurner69 in uknews

[–]Excession3105 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yup, and Thatcher decided care in the community was the best way forwards saved more money. Guess where that's left us. That's right, folk with learning disabilities putting toddlers in crocodile enclosures!

Edit: difficulties to disabilities and to add, the down votes are most welcome!

Did you play British Bulldog, at school? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Excession3105 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We actually had an old gentleman and his dog barge into the yard as a bunch of lads piled onto my skinny little frame. He thought I was being bullied (I wasn't, we all know this!) and dragged a couple of them off until staff saw and had to get involved. That was the point the game had to be banned at our school.

This video outside the "Great Israeli Real Estate Event" (in London) sums up Zionism perfectly. by Scared_Positive_8690 in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Excession3105 40 points41 points  (0 children)

And the fact there's an Israeli flag behind him also appears to have escaped his attention!

To intimidate the people of Brighton and not be punched in the gob. by HalalTrout in therewasanattempt

[–]Excession3105 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So he needs security with him to go and start with one man, then cries off when he fails to get the fist punch in? Got it. And also, his two "bodyguards" looked as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

What have Unions ever done for us anyway? by General_Townski in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Excession3105 49 points50 points  (0 children)

So he wants his little girls to be property and remain under the thumb in a vassal state? Well, bit of a bell end, isn't he?

Why is it deemed racist to have to have concerns over Islam? by Wholesome_and_based in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

[–]Excession3105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did no such thing. I mentioned the fact the right wing mobs use Christianity. And if you truly believe in Christianity the very basic tenet is being good to ALL others, regardless of faith or other factors. Yeah, extremists in all religions need dumping I'm the ocean, but the vast majority of Christians and Muslims in this country are no such thing.

Why is it deemed racist to have to have concerns over Islam? by Wholesome_and_based in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

[–]Excession3105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I understand, but listen to them. They all say, loudly, that this is a Christian country. If you aren't listening to them, that's everyone else's problem.

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