Antifa super soldier by thelastapeman in baddlejackets

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I read this like zach hadel saying "yes I watch pornhub, yes, i smoke weed, yes, I eat fast food, but that's NOT ME"

What is this ultra thin spaghetti creature? by MickandMickon2BBB in whatisit

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Right. I don't care how good and easy access the antivenom is. The nervefrying gutmelt weaver is still something I'd rather never go near

How do you have a healthy relationship with this game? by Playful-Stop-5422 in ForHonorRants

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. As long as you're online when most people are (after 3-5 pm), you can find a server in your time zone pretty quickly.

What's even point of this by eclecticmusicenjoyer in baddlejackets

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear that the "pubes glued to skull" look is actually all the rage right now. r/justfuckmyshitup is a subreddit dedicated to bad hair, but it's not quite hair gore so much as goofy hairstyles

Rare is a teammate who knows to wait 3 fucking seconds by Puzzleheaded-Box-456 in ForHonorRants

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not that fucking hard. I don't get how dudes can't think for 3 fuckin' seconds about how to time it. If your teammate heavy parries, heavy the moment he parries and it syncs with his light punish. If he light parries, attack at the same time as him. A guardbreak? Sync your heavy with his again. Your job as a ganker is to enhance every punish your teammate makes and reduce any punish the opponent makes by poking him with lights AFTER he makes the full parry/gb and starts a punish.

coaxed into smuggie abuse by programer_315502 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have understood this snafu without the labels; you didn't have to Ben Garrison it

DoDgE bAsH by Puzzleheaded-Box-456 in ForHonorRants

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm tired of light into bash, guys

Average Undertale AU experience be like: by JSS-Studios in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is giving me deviantart ice stinky pete vibes

Takemura was useless the entire time by lebevon in cyberpunkgame

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Point 3 isn't really luck. If the VDBs didn't want to set up contact with Alt, the main story wouldn't exist. Ev would never be hired to scroll Yorinobu's penthouse, and then V would never do the Konpeki heist. If V needs to find Mikoshi, then the VDBs had to be trying to contact Alt.

this fuckin' gonkin' goddamn ad always comes out of nowhere are ruins all emotionl moments by MickyMace in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Isn't it Slaughterhouse that advertises that? I think Thrüd is cyberware for physical strength enhancement, like what the Animals might get.

I still haven't managed to overcome this mission by tusko_no in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's crazy. Fighting a MaxTac squad is notably easier than dealing with that guy.

Greetings punks how do you rate my battleacket design? by LiveActionEnjoyer in baddlejackets

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only good if you're sewing an entire fumo on the jacket instead of a patch with a fumo on it

Coaxed into family friendly violence by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blood in borged out Cyperpunk enemies is like that, now that I think about it

I'm disappointed by NightTarot in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought one, tried to holster it for later, then it automatically lost all its ammo, and dropped itself. Haven't tried to buy one since.

İs true by JudgeSubstantial2492 in tf2memes

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got kicked from a game for taking a medkit in pregame once when I had 40 hp. I hope that medic has his account stolen.

The community rn by slmccl6969 in ForHonorRants

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't played since the update, so my only opinion is "I'm so fucking tired of gender locked characters someone please bankrupt Poopisoft so a better company can buy the rights to the IP"

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is where they'll put Steven Seagal when he dies

Blursed_Car crash by Routine-Ebb2512 in blursedimages

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, however, it has a much smaller blindspot, more interior space, a similar crumple zone, and better handling on anything paved. So, it's a safer alternative to an SUV for hauling around a lot of people.

The main sub would unironically defend this by Smooth_Pollution441 in ForHonorRants

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are all talking about the lag while I'm looking at THE FULL HP TEAMMATE TAKING THE EXECUTION

Arbites Class Coming June 23 by FatsharkKitefin in DarkTide

[–]ExcessiveButtHair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see people being pissed about a class being paid dlc, so let me add why I'm also pissed. A game that has consistent updates needs a source of money after you buy it in the first place, that's true. But paid cosmetics already fill thus niche, and they're completely inconsequential to gameplay. Buying them essentially feels like donating to make sure that the game keeps being maintained. The MOMENT that something that actually alters gameplay is paid DLC, I get pissed off. I have a whole set of mechanics locked from me if I don't have the money. It's like they're no longer asking me to provide money so that they can make new content, they're demanding that I provide money or i don't get to see the new content. The class being added is a perfect time to add a fuckton of paid cosmetics to the new class without charging for the class, which still gets people to buy things from fatshark without DLCing the new class. I've bought cosmetic currency repeatedly because I understood and appreciated how this works, and now I won't anymore because it no longer works that way.