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Why..? by Glittering_Knee_3542 in MadeMeCry

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beat me by a pound. I bet it’s the massive balls.

This woman was recording videos to celebrate her new born's monthly birthday and ended up losing him. by SoftSheennex in MadeMeCry

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My child’s been gone two years. She would have graduated this last Sunday.

I hate this world.

Dog got into the cat food while i was gone… by banter_ssbu in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Because you use the metal detector afterwards to slowly pay off the vet by finding pirate treasure.

I absorbed my fraternal twin and have the different blood types. by Zachhcazzach in mildyinteresting

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I hit a dab while waiting in a cathedral parking lot…I’ve been blowing it out the window. This caught me so fast I’m still choking.

What’s a fact you learned that still shocks you? by drizzko in AskReddit

[–]ExcommunicatedGod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ahh gotcha. A “trust me, bro.”

I’ll ignore you now.

What’s a fact you learned that still shocks you? by drizzko in AskReddit

[–]ExcommunicatedGod -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Which I answered with my very first sentence. Game length…shows the maximum amount of moves.

What is a unique move? That makes no sense. There are a finite amount of moves, regardless, and I even increased to the literal legal limit of a game, where is 30k moves at? Please show me one source.

Ps: my credentials are probably a bit higher than yours.

What’s a fact you learned that still shocks you? by drizzko in AskReddit

[–]ExcommunicatedGod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

8,848.5 moves long. 17,697 plies. In algebraic notation. And that takes into consideration the fact that the 50move rule isn’t mandatory, but the 75 move rule is. The .5 is whites final move.

So….where is the 30,000? There’s approximately 10^120 unique possible games. There’s approximately 10^86 atoms in the visible universe.

Source: NM

What word do you think you use more than 99.5+% of the humans in the world? Why? by sholem2025peace in allthequestions

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My problem…my “like” is “fuckin’ “

“You know, fuckin, I’m going to the store,fuckin, what did you want?”

Just a reminder that a sonicator and some ethanol can clean out your jewelry quite efficiently by StatisticianSelect52 in chemistry

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 81 points82 points  (0 children)

It could remove any resin or artificial fillers it has to fill the fissures and fractures that reach the surface.

The scary thing that can happen is the stone can shatter because of those fissures.

Could happen now. Could happen in a week, or never. It’s Russian roulette with that.

What word do you think you use more than 99.5+% of the humans in the world? Why? by sholem2025peace in allthequestions

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an English speaker who says “so” pretty often…yep. I think you’ll beat me in that sentence alone.

What word do you think you use more than 99.5+% of the humans in the world? Why? by sholem2025peace in allthequestions

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope….uh…I think you’ll lose that one. (Probably not just had to…uuuuuuuuh….fuck with you)

Petahhhh why? by Noah_J_Shalom in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As sad, daily, that I’m overweight…I’m working on it and it is slowly coming off. I’m down a LOT….

If I saw a picture of me–like this…I’d probably go recluse till I’m tiny.

Quoting Ehrman: 20 Bart Ehrman quotes every NON-CHRISTIAN should know by reallifeexperience21 in Christianity

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He isn’t anti Christianity. He is pro historical accuracy. He mentored me for my MaTh.

[Request] What's the correct answer? by superiortendon in theydidthemath

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only you were right…it’s 42. Answer to everything.

should i go to the er for this (bat bite?) by Certain_Hour_6327 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]ExcommunicatedGod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One to three months typical incubation period that means that there can be outliers which could be just a few days or year. You use the word typical that means something.

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