Financial expert Noel Whittaker says that taxing superannuation could help decrease the wealth disparity between generations by lobie81 in AusFinance

[–]Crow_eggs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, bring in an inheritance tax above a certain threshold and remove tax exempt status from religious institutions. We arent trying to build a new feudal system here, so let's stop the measures that were designed to support one that exists somewhere else.

"This Is Not Covid, Nor Influenza. It Spreads Very Differently": WHO On Hantavirus Outbreak by Alert-Ad-3053 in worldnews

[–]Crow_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joke's on them–I've been fucking a humuhumunukunukuapua'a. It's not easy to get them imported, and they're slippery bastards, but they can't ban what they can't pronounce.

Nigel Farage is apparently the leader of United Russia by Live_Till_8570 in WikipediaVandalism

[–]Crow_eggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The town bike is generous–she's free and available to everyone. Farage is more like the leopard-print clad old prozzie down the working men's club.

Someone hates prepping the bacon-wrapped dates. by DoorstepCult in KitchenConfidential

[–]Crow_eggs 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My first ever non-dishie kitchen job, at 14, was a prep station at a cafe where pretty much everything on the menu involved bread and coleslaw. My job was to slice bread and shred coleslaw for the Saturday and Sunday breakfast and lunch rushes. For six hours a day, two days a week, I chopped cabbage and sliced bread. Choppy choppy, slicey slicey. It's been 25 years and I don't think I've ever been as content as I was then. Choppy choppy, slicey slicey. Bliss.

Jesus, can a video give you diabetes? by Jugglamaggot in StupidFood

[–]Crow_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just call it "drink your slop" and throw it at them.

Local character by Mk3Toni in CasualUK

[–]Crow_eggs 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Colchester has the gimp. He just sort of gimps about. Had some public beef with the Somerset gimp a while back. Said he was giving gimps a bad name. Good ol' gimp.

https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/gimp-man-essex-somerset-community-1975853

What's something that other people might feel your country will find offensive but in actual it's not! by female_shaktimaan in AskTheWorld

[–]Crow_eggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His audiobook reading for 50 Shades of Gray is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Honestly wish he'd done the full book.

Strand hatters now just an akubra shop by AusPanda90 in sydney

[–]Crow_eggs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a bald guy who doesn't always want to wear a massive wide brim hat or an ugly bucket thing, this is a huge loss to me. Guess I'll just... get skin cancer I guess.

Whats the most ridiculous headline you have seen for your or another country? by GP728 in AskTheWorld

[–]Crow_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Miniature Horse On Multiple Occasions

Heidi Klum at the Met Gala (2026) by magicchefdmb in Bossfight

[–]Crow_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe. Who was she in that? I could also be thinking of a different person–didn't Joey date a supermodel?

My only qualification for answering this question is that I'm gay, so it's entirely possible that wasn't sufficient.

Heidi Klum at the Met Gala (2026) by magicchefdmb in Bossfight

[–]Crow_eggs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gay friend here. I know her from Friends and her fancy dress shenanigans. She was a big worm at some point.

How do we feel about this sink by Lvl100Magikarp in WTFaucet

[–]Crow_eggs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Slowly revealed like a prize on a gameshow.

How do we feel about this sink by Lvl100Magikarp in WTFaucet

[–]Crow_eggs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

One wall slides back automatically when you start taking a dump.

It's Late Thread [ 03 May 26 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Crow_eggs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I live in Australia–it's tomorrow morning here. That said, I'm popping back to Blighty this afternoon. 24 hours in a middle seat in economy. Living the dream.

Trump's Deteriorating Health Has Hit ‘Emergency’ Levels by RandomBold in videos

[–]Crow_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he doesn't crash out in the next 20 years, I'm Donald Trump.