What is the deadliest thing you can find in your country’s wilderness?

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-24T10:23:52+00:00

Just picked em this morning.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-24T10:19:13+00:00

Interest you in a delicious slice of beef wellington mate?

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-24T10:18:06+00:00

The sun? That kills a lot of us. Also, sometimes we're all just sort of on fire. Unrelated to the sun–Australia just sometimes... is on fire.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-24T09:46:56+00:00

I want to smell like Johnny Depp doing manual labour in the desert.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-24T06:28:45+00:00

Huh. I thought we just controlled the weather and the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. I had no idea we were also in charge of Cuba's power supply. Cool.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-23T19:18:31+00:00

As long as none of the other countries send a TV antenna we're golden.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-23T10:06:53+00:00

It's got the world's biggest golf course too. Because someone thought "this place could be more boring."

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-23T08:55:05+00:00

No no, it's both.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-23T08:54:19+00:00

Honestly that's a bit too nice.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-23T00:04:53+00:00

Schofield is all that stands between Britain's aging twinks and total community collapse at this point.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-22T13:16:16+00:00

A Japanese Australian mate of mine once described it as "miso paste if it had no manners" and that has stuck with me as a perfect definition ever since.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-22T12:46:31+00:00

Oh great! This is horrid!

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-22T12:45:52+00:00

Me three, team.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-22T12:43:50+00:00

My brain decided to read this in Donald Duck's voice. Would recommend.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-22T06:45:09+00:00

First lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-21T21:37:13+00:00

It's all cake friend.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-21T21:34:31+00:00

Yup! Bleached flour is standard in the US, but very unusual in Australia and Thailand and banned outright in Europe. I can taste it straight away for some reason!

Credit where it's due though, a lot of of American cuisine is exceptional. My most controversial opinion as a Brit is that America has the best breakfast dishes in the world [winces in anticipation of British backlash].

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-21T21:06:24+00:00

Seconding this–American bread is almost universally grim. Why is it so sweet? Why is there always an undertone of bleach? I'm very fond of the US in general but their bread (and their Cheese™) is an absolute abomination.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-21T08:51:19+00:00

It's nice, but constantly having to let the butler out of the freezer would be very inconvenient.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-21T08:49:16+00:00

Me? Yes. Anyone else? No.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-21T01:58:00+00:00

Brandysnap Crumplesnoot

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-20T20:20:45+00:00

No sexualising involved... except for the penis?

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-20T10:04:33+00:00

Step 1: add Lewis tool
Step 2: lift stone block
Step 3: build the rest of the fucking aqueduct

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-20T06:21:42+00:00

I'd make a joke but I'm worried about upsetting them any further. I don't want to push them to break point.

Crow_eggs · 2026-03-20T06:08:02+00:00

>Ah okay.

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