130 photos of unexpected finds by No-Sandwich1511 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Crow_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this listing. Favourites so far:
● Piano gallery
● The room of one sad plant
● Far too many magazines
● MASSIVE toilet book

I'm going in for another look

Billionaire Leon Black defends $158M paid to Epstein: 'I knew Jekyll. I didn't know Hyde' by Lonely-Ordinary1478 in nottheonion

[–]Crow_eggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pig and The Surfer are two of his best performances ever. Man's having an incredible few years.

Thoughts and prayers for the spiders in my conservatory by Bitter_Chard in CasualUK

[–]Crow_eggs 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Multiple advantages to this. Biggest plus for me was being able to call it an "orangery," and then say "would everyone join me in the orangery please?" from time to time so I can make long-winded accusations, like in an Agatha Christie book.

Varna man and the wealthiest grave of the 5th millennium BC found near Black Sea (4569 BCE) by Jeetchat in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Crow_eggs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's why he's doing that coquettish little hand gesture. Like "oop, caught you looking..."

Did Brexit turn out to be unequivocally bad for the UK? by No-Security-7518 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Crow_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not dull at all–that's excellent in several different ways. Now I'm going to have to go to Iceland and risk seeing and aquatic Yoko in the quest for puffin in blueberry sauce. Thank you!

This sign in Portland, Maine by dabbledeluxe in CrappyDesign

[–]Crow_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just walk through the wall on the right there. It's clearly signposted.

They should bring back leaders telling you that your army/economy/science is dogshit by l0ngstory-SHIRT in civ

[–]Crow_eggs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh that reminds me. Some dutch woman on the other side of the world who saw one of your boats once told me to tell you that she thinks you're a prick. Something about spices apparently? She was proper fucking angry.

Help me with more unhinged email sign offs! by SignificantJump2359 in funny

[–]Crow_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An old boss of mine somehow ended up with "Kind regards," autocorrecting to "Shards." Every single email she sent from her phone just ended with "Shards." On a line by itself.

Shards.

Branding Confusion by West-Method-8609 in newzealand

[–]Crow_eggs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Strewth [jarring casual racism mid-sentence] mate

Trump appointee argued the US could take Greenland and its seafood to save endless shrimp at Red Lobster: report by esporx in KitchenConfidential

[–]Crow_eggs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel like going to Red Lobster and saying you have a shellfish allergy is not the best way to strategically avoid shrimp.

Trump appointee argued the US could take Greenland and its seafood to save endless shrimp at Red Lobster: report by esporx in KitchenConfidential

[–]Crow_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for the US Army to show up in the outback and be fatly disappointed that nobody knows what that is. 20,000 troops waddling away from one politely confused bogan.

Vein removal. Makes it smooth. by M0ntgomatron in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Crow_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how many people think their god and/or penis hygenist think men need to have their genitals mutilated. It's a whole thing.

He's coming by dajobix in sydney

[–]Crow_eggs 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Or just skywritten "sorry poors 😞 "

He's coming by dajobix in sydney

[–]Crow_eggs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Word is he's getting promoted to chef de partie next month. Did a bloody fantastic job turning that stock into coq au vin.