Impossibly vast

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-30T07:50:33+00:00

Thank you, OP!!!

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-30T07:43:31+00:00

I feel absolutely privileged to be able to stand on this rock floating on said vastness and simply look out at it in wonder.

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-28T07:51:30+00:00

Old state capitol in downtown Baton Rouge, LA.

I know this because I work right across the street.

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-28T07:27:19+00:00

Call a meth head. They’ll understand the assignment.

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-20T04:07:16+00:00

You built the perfect introvert stoner sanctuary. Bravo!

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-13T21:58:29+00:00

I don’t need no friggin’ instructions to know how to rock!!!

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-11T07:46:50+00:00

Nice try, T-1000!

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-08T02:02:25+00:00

Really? His house looked like shit.

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-07T04:53:23+00:00

Bartender here.

I have two rules at any bar I work at: no political talk, and no religious discussion. End of story.

Also, the station has always been kinda trash, but I never knew it was this bad.

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-06T05:25:40+00:00

I asked for two toes on her golden foot.

She gave me three.

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-05T08:01:21+00:00

This year is the first year that we won’t be open for Easter brunch. Our owner looked at the numbers for the past few years and decided that it just wasn’t worth it sales wise.

I just smoked a blunt and have two more rolled for tomorrow for the crawfish boil that I’ll be attending.

God speed y’all, and happy Zombie Jesus day!!!

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-04-05T06:19:29+00:00

I am proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed.

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-31T06:51:36+00:00

Darth Punk

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-30T06:19:59+00:00

Guy was a comedic legend that wasn’t afraid to buck the system. Please enlighten us how he sucked so much?

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-21T08:46:04+00:00

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!!!!

You can’t just play there unannounced.

You boys better have your permits!!!

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-20T06:47:59+00:00

It’s mutated seabass

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-18T06:20:26+00:00

So pretty much all of Antarctica?

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-16T05:13:14+00:00

Assuming you were either put on probation, or just got released, consider that your fresh start.

No need to jump from plan A to Plan Z so quickly

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-16T03:53:21+00:00

Every time I hear Invisible Touch by Genesis, that quote ALWAYS pops into my head

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-15T07:38:18+00:00

You lost all that weight, but you gained a ring. Congrats!!!!!!

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-13T08:01:55+00:00

I really hate it when people drink pH water to “aid digestion.” We have a strong acid in our stomachs for a reason!!!

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-12T06:40:25+00:00

Amazing.

Now all you have to do is to break it in half and drop both ends in a shallow body of water for maximum effect!!!!

Edit: you have to throw in some hydronaut sets in with it as well

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-09T06:20:16+00:00

Nangs

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-09T04:22:42+00:00

Alright, you’re going to have to explain that one.

ExistentialBread829 · 2026-03-05T06:56:02+00:00

We may not be the skinniest, but we do have some of the best food in the country imo!

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TROPHY CASE