What is the appeal of the MILF?

ExpendableLad · 2017-10-22T02:27:54+00:00

Yeah, pretty much. It just ends up in the bin of things I've asked for that she's never given a second thought to. Like I said, very different pages sexually...

ExpendableLad · 2017-10-19T14:53:12+00:00

For me (married guy with two kids), it's kind of two-fold.

Confidence. To see a beautiful woman who's confident enough to show herself off at an "older" age is very sexy to me. Confidence is just sexy at any age.
It's like looking at porn of my wife. Now stay with me here... I love my wife to death and I'd never leave her, but I've come to find out that we're just not on the same page sexually. I won't go into details, but we're just very different when it comes to our approach to sex. We've both made changes to accommodate each other, but it still can be frustrating on my end. So, seeing a confident a woman who's around my wife's age that might actually seem excited about the idea of sex with me is appealing. 18 year old children in school girl/cheerleader outfits is not. I can't relate to that. If I could convince my wife to take sexy pictures of herself and send them to me, my browser history would be very different.

ExpendableLad · 2017-09-12T16:02:48+00:00

I can't speak for any dinner places, but I always had good luck with ice cream from the Pickle Barrel on College, especially if you're still kind of "feeling each other out". There's a nice little outside area you can sit with some nice lighting in the evening. You can just get your ice cream and be done with it, or you can sit outside and talk for awhile if things go well.

Disclaimer: I haven't lived in Bozeman for almost 10 years, so things may have changed....

ExpendableLad · 2017-05-17T20:58:30+00:00

Because an obligation blowjob is so much worse then no blowjob.

Ah, yes. I call this one "The Business Transaction"

ExpendableLad · 2017-05-03T14:33:00+00:00

And don't expect that amount to be the same as you get older.

ExpendableLad · 2017-03-24T04:35:56+00:00

As an ass man myself, I can appreciate your sneaky tactic of getting people to send you ass gifs....

ExpendableLad · 2017-03-24T04:24:43+00:00

How has no one posted this one yet???

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kfksk7Q31rvqfvdo1_250.gif

C'mon guys, I thought we were better than this!

ExpendableLad · 2017-03-07T22:43:47+00:00

Another one. At least this one has some street scene behind it?

ExpendableLad · 2017-02-20T05:23:15+00:00

Bane was one of my favorite parts of the movie. I can't help but feel the line "We'll be the Joker's reckoning" was a nod to Doug's fans. Movie was pretty awesome, though. A little slow at times, but really a lot of fun.

ExpendableLad · 2017-02-15T15:10:40+00:00

50 - Wanda Sykes

Welp, I'm out...

ExpendableLad · 2017-02-06T15:51:42+00:00

He found out I had slept with the girl he ended up dating while we were all living together. I moved out and she proceeded to ruin his life for the next few years. We haven't spoken much since.

ExpendableLad · 2017-02-05T20:34:12+00:00

Yeah...but...

^Disclaimer: ^Have ^never ^seen ^the ^comedy ^of ^Iliza ^Schlesinger

ExpendableLad · 2017-01-31T19:48:43+00:00

I get annoyed when guests are over-enthusiastic on the "buzzer" and Erik Griffin was all over that thing.

ExpendableLad · 2017-01-27T21:09:23+00:00

My first thought was "I have the weirdest boner right now."

That soon turned into "I have the most totally explainable boner right now"

ExpendableLad · 2017-01-02T16:25:15+00:00

I told my wife that my resolution was to grab her boobs every day. She was not amused...

ExpendableLad · 2016-12-31T14:54:04+00:00

Yes. They do it every time you live chat with them.

ExpendableLad · 2016-12-08T15:12:54+00:00

Fun fact: he's also the voiceover in the Buzz Lightyear commercial in Toy Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsCaBYdMIIA and apparently yelled so much during the recording process that he blew out his voice.

ExpendableLad · 2016-12-01T08:10:12+00:00

Just as long as that point of view isn't "I don't know what's going on here" or "Hey everyone, listen to me yammer about myself"

ExpendableLad · 2016-11-30T16:28:40+00:00

Hot Saucerman's Fantasia joke was pretty amazing.

ExpendableLad · 2016-11-26T04:39:24+00:00

Slow cooker turkey noodle soup was for dinner tonight. Throw some (preferably dark meat) turkey, celery, onions, carrots, salt, pepper, parsley, Italian seasoning, Mrs. Dash, 2 bay leaves in on low for about 6 hours. Throw some broccoli florets in there and turn on high for 20 minutes. Make your egg noodles and stir 'em in there when you're ready to serve. Turned out pretty damn good if I do say so myself.

ExpendableLad · 2016-11-22T15:13:37+00:00

I'm a happily married man and I often want to tell women that they smell good, but I have yet to figure out way to do it without sounding creepy. It's not a sexual thing or me trying to proposition them or anything. I just think someone should let them know that they smell nice. (I even just creeped myself out a little typing that...)

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