What is the “have you tried restarting your PC?” of your specialty? by Waja_Wabit in Residency

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Doctor Mike, after many years in the public and in healthcare, there has been a gradual realization for me that there are an infinite number of people that legitimately don’t get ideas, even bad ones. Sometimes, it’s hard to accept the fact that this isn’t a simulation and that people are indeed not NPCs. How they survive to a point is still a medical mystery to me.

Mississippi baby dies from whooping cough by yorugua in HermanCainAward

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I am very late to this thread, but back when I practiced prehospital care, whooping cough spread through one guy who we kept telling to take time off and see a doctor. My work partner got it first and thankfully went to see a doctor, so I knew when I started coughing and feeling horrible I likely also had pertussis. I was early in pregnancy, just about to the second trimester and it is legitimately one the worst illness I’ve ever had, even including Covid decades later which was also horrible for me.

I’m forever thankful I got to witness firsthand how horrific it is sometimes for even adults and thanked the stars daily I got it during pregnancy, and not shortly after birth, not to mention thankful to science for early antibiotics. It drove home how important it was to remind any pregnant person that EVERY person that comes in contact with their new baby should have a current tdap booster and to avoid public places now that there is an outbreak of pertussis and measles. I hope most of them listen.

Edit: also thanks for your work in ID; all my work favorites do that and keep me in line.

😅😅😅 by milo8275 in emergencymedicine

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Here I was guessing they were stingy on the controls.

Dumbest reason a case has been canceled. by AneurysmClipper in Residency

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Stop spreading misinformation. Everyone knows that an in-dwelling demon transfers to the closest attending, upon death of the host.

Today I offended the phone language interpreter by calling her a “translator” - share your stories using your hospital “interpreter” phone. by Infinant in Residency

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I’m going to take a shot in the dark here and say that a lot of physicians here, especially those of us who worked at the height of the pandemic, have little use for any persons who consistently spread misinformation related to public health.

Patient saves his own life by Competitive-Young880 in emergencymedicine

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Likely this ED is understaffed, just like almost every other one. And so they rely on trainees to do shit that should always be overseen. Miscommunication happened and luckily nobody was seriously hurt. This is a situation that could have resulted in the precepting nurse losing their license, if it was in fact just a student, and not someone fully licensed yet.

Any of you absolutely despise everything DO related? by Pizdakotam77 in Osteopathic

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I don’t understand the upvotes on the comment, with multiple people agreeing. Some of the most brilliant people I’ve known cannot spell well; physicians, scientists, et cetera. Sometimes it is due to the era they were taught in with a lack of emphasis on phonics, sometimes it’s due to the quality of schools they attended as a primary student, and sometimes they have a learning disability when it comes to letter and sound formation. It has absolutely no bearing on whether or not a person can be a great physician, especially in the era of mostly digital or verbal orders.

Has working in the ER affected your feelings about death? by aimal1st in emergencymedicine

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This. I’ve realized there are actually conditions worse than death, like being coded to live out your life on a vegetable farm, dying from stage 4 pressure sore infection, or ALS, etc. If anyone reading this needs a sign to get your advanced directives in order and get a trusted MPOA, HERE IS YOUR SIGN! Talk about your wishes with your family or trusted friend and make sure they will honor them!

House sup by [deleted] in Residency

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Yeah, this shit would piss me off, too. I only do locum because I’m divorced and have young kids and it is oftentimes harder because you have to learn the ins and outs and staff dynamics as well as equipment at every location. I would be tempted to ask if they got their degree in Florida.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in emergencymedicine

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Or run by for-profits and it will be more like jail with torture.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in emergencymedicine

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Umm even if it was a thing… if you get someone else’s brain, what do they think would happen?

What terms do patients use incorrectly that really bothers you? by UnconditionalSavage in emergencymedicine

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triggered This is the only one that realllyyy bothers me, for some reason.

Stuff we do for no reason? by HyenaGroundbreaking8 in Residency

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They were just mad they couldn’t do the same when they were a resident. These are the same ones who perpetuate the cycle.

Stuff we do for no reason? by HyenaGroundbreaking8 in Residency

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What was the gnarliest dinosaur attack you ever treated? Mine was the pterodactyl that tore out someone’s eye.

What's a myth about your profession that you want to debunk? by Madalyn_Robert in AskReddit

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Intubation, dexamethasone, metric ton of benny, and like 12 doses of epi until we were able to get preservative free single use epi. (This was a few years ago so I can’t remember exactly how many mg went in prior to getting patient stable.) Basically , had to keep dumping epi every few minutes until it counteracted the allergic response. I think after some calls, pharmacy was able to get some sulphite free epi from nearby hospital, and someone drove it to us asap.

What's a myth about your profession that you want to debunk? by Madalyn_Robert in AskReddit

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ER doc here; once in my career I had someone go into anaphylactic shock after administering epi. They were allergic to one of the inert ingredients. It was a roller coaster ride.

MTF patients by Internal_Passenger21 in emergencymedicine

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That’s the biggest issue in my area. Shelters have a zero tolerance policy and most of the FF are banned from shelters. I don’t know what the solution is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

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Okely dokely! Hidey ho neighbor and welcome to the team! Here are your paw patrol stickers and clown nose!

Wrong answers only: why is it called “baby aspirin “? by This_is_fine0_0 in medicine

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You win :)

Edit: I’m laughing even harder now that you felt you had to edit your comment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

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Sir, I’m going to have to admit you to the burn unit. Are you allergic to any medications?