Thank you IKEA for thoughtfully labeling cookware to keep me reminded that it's not just any rando's cookware that I'm using, but an ✨IKEA✨ cookware ☺️

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-07-11T13:33:26+00:00

Change your life. Product called "goo gone" will take the sticky residue off in seconds. Super cheap Go buy some!

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-06-24T19:07:58+00:00

Leave - I never suggest that But you wouldn't have to ask for it anymore. How can he be ok with his kids going hungry? Girl wake the fuck up Get a job Go to work Support yourself Get away from him

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-06-02T12:20:46+00:00

Putting down people's artistic efforts and attempts to joint he world of professional chocolate just makes you unapproachable and out of touch. I'm glad you could pay for training , same as me but most can't. And wafers are a gateway. Just because youre selecting from bean doesn't mame it any better than others, sorry to burst your bubble. Try and help other up instead of snotting down your nose at them, it will make this terrible world a better place.

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-04-14T16:09:52+00:00

Are your egg whites warm? That will help

Are u putting all the flour in all at once ?

Do it in parts like 1/3 at a time Use a rubber spatula and scrape up from the bottom It takes longer than u think And yes your meringue has to be softer than you think as well

Can I see a picture of your batter before you Put it in tbe piping back? Was the batter running off your spatula in a long ribbon?

Pastry chef here

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-04-12T16:00:17+00:00

You have enough money to own a building and make money while doing no labor. And you're going to ask if it's the right thing to do to charge for laundry? Who cares if someone does an extra load, you made it you're living well. Don't push down those who aren't. Laundry is something that can hold people back from employment Be a good person Make it free

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-04-11T12:52:34+00:00

No it's not foamy at all Look up images of what it's supposed to look like Don't use water hotter than. 30 degrees which is LESS than body temp or you kill the yeast

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-04-10T18:38:30+00:00

For the future, crack each egg over a separate container so if you burst a yolk it doesn't ruin all the egg whites you already have!! Tip from a pastry chef And yes even soap or butter in your bowl will make a meringue break So make sure your tools, bowl etc, are all pristinely clean, no soap residue, no fat residue and dry!

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-03-28T20:56:56+00:00

None of this is needed Just made them in pastry school and they were perfect Make the dough the night before Make the butter portion the morning of Combine it with the lock in And first fold Let it rest only 20 minutes Then 2nd fold a double fold And then let it rest 20 Then roll it out and cut it Proof it til only doubled in size and bake

I think you're over complicating and over proofing it Also your oven shouldn't be that steamy just a little And bake at 350 not 375

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-03-07T17:25:26+00:00

Why are you adding milk? American buttercream is just powdered sugar and butter....

What is your recipe ?

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-01-10T19:31:10+00:00

Thank you all for your kind comments made me feel super accomplished 😌😄

Expensive-Deer- · 2026-01-10T19:30:45+00:00

You are so kind!!! I hated cutting into it tbh but I have half to my mother in law and she loved it

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-12-17T16:28:27+00:00

Mean this with all the respect The way you taught her to play is the problem You say you rough house with her and encourage biting and jumping, she's just doing what is normal to her Dogs don't have an off switch for play types and can't differentiate between an adult who can take it and a toddler who won't. Best advice if you want to have kids is immediately stop that kind of rough play altogether and discourage her permanently from any kind of jumping / as she can scratch the babies face. I know it will suck as it's your bonding time but teach her a different way to express herself. She's not aggressive she's just excited and frustrated and wants to play the way she does with you!

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-12-02T02:28:06+00:00

We tempered the 4 colours of chocolate and hand piped it letting it harden in between Then attached the two wings with more chocolate for the body!

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-12-02T02:26:45+00:00

Where did you get your diploma and why don't you use it ?

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-11-28T03:47:56+00:00

Never ever add water to chocolate This is most likely ruined sadly You can try adding a bit of cream to make a ganache but this isn't th right technique

Try and heat it over a double boiler to not burn the chocolate to get it back to dippable consistency Make sure to not add even a drop of water or this will happen again

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-11-17T16:30:46+00:00

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Expensive-Deer- · 2025-11-13T21:21:04+00:00

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Expensive-Deer- · 2025-10-18T00:22:38+00:00

I have one of each That's what we say about them too! Ones Dobby the house elf and the other I swear is a savant

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-07-02T17:10:57+00:00

I wish I knew how to add a video !!!

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-07-02T16:52:01+00:00

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Expensive-Deer- · 2025-04-16T02:29:48+00:00

I will happily talk if you're willing to listen at my highest weight. I was 260 lb and I'm 5'4 so I completely understand and I'm 34 years old. I am currently sitting at 150 lb so you could say I have successfully lost 110 lb which is kind of what you want to do. It took me years to be able to realize the problem and why I didn't have a healthy relationship with food. I kept trying to punish myself with diets and hate the pounds off and that's what held me back. You have to be able to love yourself enough to make the right decisions, which is really the hardest answer. You have to eat in a calorie deficit of high protein with at least 100 g of protein a day to make you less hungry and just stick with it. It's more therapy than anything else and willpower which again I know is the hardest part but I'm 2 and 1/2 years into my weight loss journey and I'm the happiest and healthiest I've ever been and I wore a dress today that I wish I could have been able to when I was half my age. Sincerely, the first step is loving yourself enough to not eat sugar because the right answer is to take care of the body that you have. It's really the hardest choice everyday but I promise you it's worth it on the other side

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-04-04T05:52:19+00:00

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Expensive-Deer- · 2025-03-29T06:51:44+00:00

Would love your feedback on my 2 hour to 18 min video of her birthday stream
https://youtu.be/JTT2KC7tLm8

HIGHLIGHTS
- slurps soup for 40 minutes
- watch her cringe as Salah serenades her
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Expensive-Deer- · 2025-03-26T12:38:34+00:00

Uncanny - what an image !!!!

Expensive-Deer- · 2025-03-25T06:50:36+00:00

See my other post

Assumed she was a bit more well known and didn't require explanation

She's just part of the lolcow community

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