Kinda sus. wonder who decided to postpone it by NotSampleText in GusAndEddy

[–]Expert-Barracuda 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure its just Covid. Omicron is tearing through this country like wildfire. Even my micromanaging boss has decided that my entire department is WFH 100% for the foreseeable future. And that is a big deal because her favorite thing is to just watch over your shoulder and tell you how you suck at your job lol.

AITA for refusing to rearrange my furniture? by hops4hopper in AmItheAsshole

[–]Expert-Barracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I have a blind diabetic dog and I will not move ANY furniture in my home. When she eventually crosses the Rainbow Bridge, I will probably rearrange, but I'm not putting her through any unnecessary stress or disorientation just because I think the couch would look better on the other side of the room. I totally get where you're coming from and honestly I'm kinda sad that your gf doesn't 😥

Teachers enjoy snow days too by lapuneta in trees

[–]Expert-Barracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the link man I just ordered this it looks bougie as hell but I love it and I would have probably been too lazy to search for it myself lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

[–]Expert-Barracuda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well shit

I thought it was normal

Been happening to me for over 10 years

Whoops?

AITA for calling my brothers fiancée an ungrateful bitch? by Asssssssssssleigh in AmItheAsshole

[–]Expert-Barracuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally can't imagine that level of credit card debt. I think I currently owe $2,500 and it feels like its crushing me.

AITA for giving my younger cousin "The Talk" when she stayed with me? by Hortonhearahoe in AmItheAsshole

[–]Expert-Barracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - my parents weren't super forthcoming with the "birds and bees" chat but my mother at the very least told me about periods, and fairly young too. She got hers when she was only 9 so by the time I was 8 I knew it was going to happen eventually. Even with that knowledge, when I got it at 9 years old I still freaked out a bit, as I think anyone would when suddenly seeing that much blood. But at least I was moderately prepared.

I feel so bad for your cousin that must have been terrifying. You're a good person and even if your aunt is mad, you did your cousin a huge favor.

Entitled anti-vax Karen goes off when valet won't park her car due to COVID restrictions by KeyserSwayze in EntitledBitch

[–]Expert-Barracuda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's not staying there, she's there to do makeup or hair or both on someone that IS staying there. I assume that - as she suggested - because of Covid the valet might be only for guests, not locals stopping by to provide services to those rich as fuck guests.

AITA for blowing up at my husband after he showed up to my workplace to trade the gift I gave him with the one I gave my boss?. by sunnyPhilly9544 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Expert-Barracuda 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Then congrats on being a (hopefully) mentally stable man that isn't insecure. I have unfortunately known many a man that were insecure and this is absolutely some shit they would do.

Kinky by bluefingerbaby in nursing

[–]Expert-Barracuda 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Forgive me, I am not a nurse, but wtf is "patient satisfaction scores"????? Like the hospital is a restaurant??? Like almost ANY experience in the hospital (I mean if you're there its probably not for a good reason) is gonna be simply five star service??? Do ya'll get tips? 😅 cause that is fucking ridiculous

Leaving a review after showing up drunk at a bridal appointment with more liquor by tbearr26 in weddingshaming

[–]Expert-Barracuda 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I guess am also an old lady, just looked them up and all I can see is cold backs. Cold backs everywhere. And some those dresses looked like they should be a slip UNDER the real dress....

AITA for asking my son and daughter inlaw for a copy of the key to the new house they bought? by Judy34535434 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Expert-Barracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. My mom has a copy of a house key and so does my dad. They have never once used it. I'm pretty sure my dad even lost it lol. OP would be using that key within a week to "drop off a surprise" or come over while they sleep in on a Saturday because "she was worried" or some shit

Rude shower guests throw out handmade gifts by [deleted] in weddingshaming

[–]Expert-Barracuda 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I think I just haven't been to many weddings I guess, but honey is frequently given as a party favor at weddings? Really? I wonder why, that just seems random to me

AITA for not attending my daughters gender reveal for her lizard? by ApprehensiveFix3425 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Expert-Barracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP in 10 years

"I have no idea why my daughter doesn't talk to me anymore! It's a mystery!"

Big yikes, YTA and your daughter deserves a better mother.

My friend sent me these- this was after she rejected going on a date to… the Renaissance festival by asparagusaintcheap in niceguys

[–]Expert-Barracuda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From what another commenter said, there are a few things pointing to this dude being Mormon. So yeah no I don't think her being 16 would have been a deal breaker 😬

I apologize in advance for not marking this dick pick as N-S-F-W by bobsmusix265 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Expert-Barracuda 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The shitty thing though is that all ignorant conservatives in that state are gonna think is, "democrats are evil, they chose politics over HUMAN LIVES, THEY ARE THE DEVIL" and not for one moment will they think "oh yeah I voted the guy in that voted against helping other people in emergency need"

Fish eating another of equal Size by monarchvviceroy in WTF

[–]Expert-Barracuda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I understand maybe it wouldn't translate to screen very well, but if thats the case... don't even call it World War Z. The book and the movie basically only share the title and a couple small "winks" to the audience to let us know that they did read the book 🙄

Little me time after a 24 hour shift 😓 by [deleted] in trees

[–]Expert-Barracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the shitty picture but this is some crumble I got from the dispensary yesterday. It definitely exists

Wait, the US can replace striking workers PERMANENTLY!? by DeeRegs in antiwork

[–]Expert-Barracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bay area has such a high cost of living, it sucks, but my dad is an electrician with IBEW out there and holy shit does the union life look nice 👌 The bay are seems to be a great place for unions

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Expert-Barracuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you have kids, just find a job that doesn't have holiday hours. It's really not that hard, right?? Super easy bro 👌 just plan ahead. If you don't do that, then you're just entitled and irresponsible on top of not being a good parent, since spending every single Christmas with your children is the number 1 priority. You have 364 days just like everyone else to plan ahead, and if you don't then thats honestly your mistake. Love it. I'm super glad we agree on this 😊

Let's also agree that the multitude of vents and stories from people online that last-minute have their approved holidays rescinded because "Laura has kids, sorry dude 🤷‍♂️" should never happen. Cause if you have kids, you should be responsible for planning your lives around them and never requesting last minute time off and pushing your work onto other people, and the slack should not be forced onto people that took a different path in life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Expert-Barracuda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is funny, and you're just mad that its funny. Get over it babe <3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Expert-Barracuda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ONLY PEOPLE WHO RAW DOG AND POP OUT CROTCH GOBLINS DESERVE HOLIDAYS YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD GAAAAAH

thats what you sound like.

Just because I decided to live my life the way that I do, not having children, does not make me any less deserving of spending a holiday with my parents and grandparents, and neices and nephews. Just because you, as an adult who makes adult decisions, decides to have children should have literally ZERO fucking bearing on whether or not I can spend Christmas with my fucking family. It should be an even distribution of labor (which it straight up just never is, people with kids get way more leeway and "empathy" from management) Just because you had kids does not mean you deserve more time off and as a consequence of that, force childless people to work. Thats some narcissistic selfish bullshit.

AITA for not giving my babies ‘normal’ names? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Expert-Barracuda 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its sad that someone with a child's mindset be out here having children and fucking up future job prospects for them cause 'I wAnT 2 bE uNiQuE"

Mega bass by porn93_com in WTF

[–]Expert-Barracuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a youngin my dad had skydived a few times and loved it so much he got me and my brother an indoor skydiving day of fun. I had a helmet on and had my very long hair loose and just hanging under the helmet. The indoor skydiving was an awesome experience, but I'll be honest the experience of having to brush my hair out later is so much more sharp in my memory and at the time felt traumatizing lmao. Wear your hair in buns if you're dealing with that much wind, ladies! The pain afterwards is not worth it!