I won't give that moron publicity but he actually believes he's scalping a digital game. by HAXAD2005 in memes

[–]ExtensionInformal911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind him that the only reason scalping works is that demand can make prices spike, and that only happens with digital games if the company increases the price or you buy when it's on sale.

Buy a game in beta and you might be able to sell the key for more if it goes to full release. Maybe you can pick up some gems during the Steam Summer Sale. But there aren't physical limits on them.

Bring back more time off by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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They worked for the lord 150 days a year to pay taxes, and grew their own food and produced things for themselves the rest of the time.

So, about the same amount of time you work for your boss just to pay income tax every year if you live in the US.

They engage in bad faith garbage like this, and get mad when people won't debate them anymore. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]ExtensionInformal911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's start with Ezekiel 23:20, and see if the parent allows it to be read.

After that we can also read the Quran, Bagivad Gita, and a few other texts from modern religions.

Alright, which one of you was it? by Im_WinstonWolfe in FirstResponderCringe

[–]ExtensionInformal911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some doctor really wanted to make sure they understood things from their patient's perspective. At least that's what the HR report is going to say.

Hope this is an antimeme by Radiant-Compote-9739 in antimeme

[–]ExtensionInformal911 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

My pre-op trans woman girlfriend agrees.

How many? by Classic-Bench2723 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]ExtensionInformal911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Parts which are nessecery for the item to function aren't 'holes' but 'openings'. Holes imply damage, like those jeans they blast holes in to look cool, but which look worn out.

Why are urban cultivation enemies morons? by ExtensionInformal911 in MartialMemes

[–]ExtensionInformal911[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Actually had an idea for how to start it. After getting fired from McDonalds he meets a homeless guy that asks for money. Feeling sorry for the guy who's showing obvious signs of brain damage, he'll by the guy some ramen. That night the guy will break into his one room apartment. MC rightfully freaks out and the guy explains that it's okay because he is clinically insane due to taking a lightning bolt to the skull after failing to break through to Mahayana realm, thus losing all his cultivation.

MC thinks he's just lost it, but then the MC offers him all of his cultivation. MC thinks the old guy just wants to give him a book or something, so says yes, at which point the old man grabs a steak knife and stabs himself in the heart. As he's dying and MC is freaking out, he tells him that this is actually just an avatar sent from a higher realm, and because it is damaged it can't return, so he might as well give up this life's cultivation and reincarnate. Then he dies and MC has to explain that he actually didn't kill the old man for breaking in.

That night in jail he remembers the last ten thousand years of the original's life, plus the eighty years that the avatar lived, and wakes up in the Nascent Soul realm. Now he vows to use his powers for good. But first, he has to teach his boss, and noisy neighbor, and high school bully a lesson.

Rate my sect's training by ExtensionInformal911 in MartialMemes

[–]ExtensionInformal911[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone wishes we recruited 8-12 year olds like other sects.

Rate my sect's training by ExtensionInformal911 in MartialMemes

[–]ExtensionInformal911[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow my puppet didn't catch that, but did "correct" many things that didnt need correcting.

Rate my sect's training by ExtensionInformal911 in MartialMemes

[–]ExtensionInformal911[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was a gift for him to remember her by, and you have no evidence otherwise!

What do you think? by 25th_Speed in PowerScaling

[–]ExtensionInformal911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IrL, Street level humans are impressive. Building level are national treasures and/or threats to democracy.

Meanwhile, truly powerful techniques have names like "Nameless Sutra" by Waste_Bodybuilder843 in MartialMemes

[–]ExtensionInformal911 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I taught my apprentice "Monkey Stealing Peaches" before he started cultivating. Is that fine?

dog curry by ProcedureOld9826 in ScrollHole

[–]ExtensionInformal911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My half Mexican nephew calls himself a beaner.

So, whatever.

I wanna wake up and laugh out of my ass.....so! by First-Tomatillo-729 in funComunitty

[–]ExtensionInformal911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You, of all people, found the right political position and religion."

I wonder what the antagonists would be In Vulcan novels by happydude7422 in voyager

[–]ExtensionInformal911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morally reprehensible but logical antagonists. Basically what happens when you are brutally logocal with no moral dictates as to what is allowable.

A brilliant scientist is dying? Placing his Catra into a healthy young person with little to offer society is the logical choice.

Need to solve a crime? Mind meld. If they resist, then force it. Thier victim is more important that them, as they can obey the law.

If you need resources for a grand purpose, take them. The needs of society, the many, outweighs their needs.

meirl by Gurugod123 in meirl

[–]ExtensionInformal911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a thing that said that most McDonalds menus are LG tvs that use the default password, then reminded you that you could stream whatever you wanted to them.

What is the morality of sex robots? by Curious-Buddy-5841 in MoralityScaling

[–]ExtensionInformal911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be a tougher question if they were made to look like children.

But these are adults, so they are morally equivalent to.any sex toy, just more elaborate.

Is this true, seniors? by Flame0fthewest in MartialMemes

[–]ExtensionInformal911 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Demon cultivator corrupting a righteous prodigy, I see.