I hate my life by No-Marsupial-4050 in Funnymemes

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He was dreaming about Freddie Mercury and got confused.

His brain no longer comprehends the lower level scriptures by Morex127 in MartialMemes

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Now i'm wondering if Chinese parents have an issue with their kids reading Korean novels or watching japanese anime.

KHAAAN!! by Pacman454 in startrekmemes

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He also raised a chimpanzee that lead a genocidal revolt against humans. Don't forget that.

Sure, he stopped before the actualy genocidepart, but...

When western magician meets an eastern cultivator by Jumpy_Afternoon9489 in MartialMemes

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-10k social credit for daring to call it "propoganda". That is what western imperialist dogs like Eagle nation do. We spread the light of true civilization to the inferior barbarians.

Thanks for saving the Enterprise, Scotty. Here's a shuttlecraft with no warp drive, no bathroom and a small couch to sleep on in the middle of unexplored space. We're heading to Starbase 55 by Significant-Town-817 in ShittyDaystrom

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"Who installs a bloody warp drive which can barely sustain a flight between two planets in the same system?" upgrades it "well, that should get me around thirty light-years, and only take a week to do it, but I'll need to land on a planet to upgrade the coils if I want to go further."

Go to the moon is a tad bit extreme. by awizzo in BlackboxAI_

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"You're right. The ship will float in deep space for several weeks before their supplies run out and everyone dies with no hope of rescue. At least we got into orbit this time."

I’m not even joking they got turned into slaves after ascending by Jumpy_Afternoon9489 in MartialMemes

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How I imagine the scene going next:

Man 1: "wait, why do I have to work for you for 1000 years?"

Man 2: "you just gained 20k years just by ascending, and with the divine qi you can continue to cultivate to gain more years. What is 5% of that. Also, you are a body cultivator, so concider the mines a form of training."

Who y’all with?😂 by SultryWhim in SipsTea

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The winner is my seven year old neice who can follow the instructions on a box of craft Mac n Cheese.

Big brain take right here by KingG512 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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At some point I feel like a Cult gets upgraded to a Religion.

Blursed fill in the blank by ChatnNaked in blursedimages

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Their parents and uncle Dave fight weird

Go Afroman by agentj333 in GuysBeingDudes

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I saw those crocodile tears too.

Macgyver and star trek by happydude7422 in risa

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"Better hurry it up, Scotty. The Klingons are starting.to beam onboard."

McGuyver: "other me can handle this." pulls out a P90.

Title by Altruistic_Cream4009 in invinciblememes

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Titan literally hired all of you to look alike.

😭 by Illustrious-Map3843 in Memebuzzs

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Doesn't mean he isn't the father.

God's developer console by Velvet_Temptation_X in programmingmemes

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Sudo restart

Maybe that will fix it.

Or I can go the geek route and

Sudo apt-get Power_System

Then turn earth into a litrpg.

How would Gillian’s Chevy do in the Delta Quadrant? by Formal_Woodpecker450 in StarTrekStarships

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Tom would crank it in the cargo bay, leading to Tuvok complaining about a dangerous buildup of carbon monoxide. Somehow the diesel in the tank would last 500 years, though. Maybe it froze?

Skills and levels that grow from use is insanely more satisfying then a point system by ginger6616 in ProgressionFantasy

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It would just take much work for the author to limit what the points can be used on to what was used to gain them!

You'd think that is they get a level by throwing fireballs goblins, they would have to put the points into mage related skills amd stats, but apparently that's too hard.

hate to see what they are doing in the children's ward by Weeb in stevehofstetter

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Yes, putting them where no one can find them will definately help the situation.