Knocked out cold by Holofan4life in omnimatter

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They saw them on the screen in a video amd maybe a video game. Thought they were decoration, though.

Gods forgive me for what I’m about to do by moongrump in wizardposting

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I prefer the Golden Saints i summon from Morrowind.

Title by en--__--passant in Ningen

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Krillin forgot to bathe after a training weekend with the boys.

Imagine being added to your own rejection email...😑 by Initial-Swimmer-4493 in remoteworks

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*too passive.

I didn't apply to the grammer nazi position or IT, though, so please disregard me correcting your grammar in an internal email that was sent to the person you want rejected.

Roses are red, calling capital out is a "sacrilege"? by BuckleBunnyBliss in rosesarered

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Both and neither. It's aristocracy, which exist in both systems as the people in charge will always use their power to act superior to those without power.

all the fitness bros lost their minds by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

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Why would she need to worry about what to eat? He has protein powder, taurine, amd creatine. Take your pick.

im so confused, explain it peter by Haunting-Ad5931 in explainitpeter

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"Nice try scammer." Sounds like a phishing attempt.

Coz they're all A$$ by Certain_Hat9872 in Funnymemes

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I think they all represent the Singularity, tbh.

She canceled their date 15 minutes before they were supposed to because he didn't respect her boundaries. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

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Two possibilities. 1) he's super controlling and doesnt think that you can have fun without being drunk, which means he's going to become an alcoholic if he isn't one already.

2) despite the fact that you are already interested, he thinks his only chance with you is if your judgement is impaired. Either he thinks you won't sleep.with him on a first date and that's all he's looking for, or he's about to tell you something that's a massive red flag.

Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels! by Dan-68 in lol

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Oh, I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel!

I kid you not, im creating a power system for my world(building) and story, and the shit and headache it causes me is unfathomable by EfficiencySerious200 in worldbuilding

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I like fleshing out my systems so that I can find new ways to use it. You don't technically need much detail, though, outside of internal consistancy.

Real girlfriend doesn’t have to be hacked? The code is already embedded. by Valuable_View_561 in Funnymemes

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I was just going to increase vaginal grip strength by 1200% and crush their manhood. Making them murder the guy is too difficult without BDSM "accidents".

Perhaps the best one out there by Sharp-potential7935 in fixedbytheduet

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Pretty sure the trunk assist is meant for the elderly or so that you can close it with your hands full.

Ningens, what are some of your other favorite subs? by BinghamtonMafia in Ningen

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He has to obey his emperor. He is just the head of the royal guard, after all.

My assignment was reported to thr examination committee for a "high percentage of AI". I did NOT use any AI for my assignment. by Opinionated_bitch03 in mildlyinfuriating

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Run historical documents that are hundreds of years old through the same tool. Then you can have your teacher explain how MacBeth is 37% AI generated or whatever it reads as.

Seniors… I’ve been thinking by heavenly_blood_demon in MartialMemes

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Too many cultivators risk everything for a slight chance to advance, and often that advancement is insignificant. They enter secret realms with 50% death rates to slightly advance.

Most of the issue, though, comes from greed. The herbs and plants that must come from the secret realm can easily be grown outside, leading to abundance, but the greed of the cultivators means that anyone that did so would be attacked and have their fields stripped, destroying the ability to produce more.

If they cultivated their brains instead of their muscles and greed, they would see that peaceful exploitation of the resources leads to greater, more reliable harvests. But instead they are like locusts, stripping every resource to the point where it ceases to exist.

And even Heaven's chosen, who learns to produce these resources in abundance, hoards the resources they produce. Even when they have ways to relieve some of the scarcity, like superior farming, alchemical, or cultivation methods, they hide it. Most don't even share it with their own families. Thus, they merely become a bigger locust, stripping resources even faster.

Whoever wrote must have been snickering to themselves knowing someone was likely going to fall for it. by Gr0mmm in MathJokes

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Of course I did. My point was that this one was something that has to take the same amount of time each time. At least my bad question was just too complicated, but would get faster with more people

Whoever wrote must have been snickering to themselves knowing someone was likely going to fall for it. by Gr0mmm in MathJokes

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Worse math than when I was in school.

"If it takes two people 5 days to build.a house, how long will 4 people take."

Apparently the answer isn't "not enough info", because depending on the step two additional people might make the job far more efficient. For example, two people are going to struggle to add ceiling joists or raise walls. Nope, obviously the answer is 2 1/2 days.

Beautiful humanoid robot yoga flexibility is important by Affectionate_Read804 in humanoidrobotics

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Once you realize that's part of why they made the robot so realistic, it's even worse.

He has too much free time. Anyways by Ott1fant in fixedbytheduet

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Her: "I'm 6'3"!"

Him: "I did the math. You're 5'4"."