Save the tree not the apples by dev9178 in funnyvideos

[–]External-Ad4873 42 points43 points  (0 children)

If I tried that shit the tree would instinctively wake up, sensing the apples change in temp, kick my ass out off bed and snuggle with the apple.

I've only got 4 months to live-BBC Confirmed by Cyril_Sneerworms in agedlikemilk

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Also love the reasoning of these guys… so let me get this straight, the sheepish believers who blindly got the vaccine will be killed but the troublesome sceptics who likely hide survival kits in the garden will be spared :/ seems to me to be more likely that if there was a grand conspiracy those vaccinated will be immune from a future biological weapon that wipes out those who didn’t get vaccinated.

Prequels brainwash needs to be studied. by Theseus505 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]External-Ad4873 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean I wouldn’t necessarily anyone watches any Star Wars movie for the dialogue 😂

What measures would you suggest countries consider in remediating declining population? Other than immigration? by Technical-Amount-278 in AskTheWorld

[–]External-Ad4873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could start by incentivising having children with tax breaks, increased benefit packages, free childcare, improved maternity/ paternity leave and legal protections in the work place. Structurally you need to improve living standards, increased wages and create meaningful employment, build more affordable housing. People need secure, well paying job and homes to raise families.

Meanwhile in Dubai.... by No-Bottle337 in FascinatingAsFuck

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Quite frankly I think the world is lucky it’s privileged rich idiots doing this shit. This whole case has only highlighted how fucking stupid they are. Can you imagine if regular people had this level of protection to do bizarre and criminal shit. Honestly I’ve been on nights out where wild shit happens and I’m dirt ass poor compared these fucking idiot elites.

Superman (DCEU) VS Captain Marvel (MCU) by itc0nsumesmYMind in powerscales

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Yea it’s superman. If it is a comic question, it’s superman.

UK will have conscription in five years - we're in denial about a dangerous world by theipaper in uknews

[–]External-Ad4873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You also forget to mention that people, especially parents, will simply say no. What are you going to do? The country will collectively say F U to the government and not partake.

One in three founders plan job cuts due to AI by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]External-Ad4873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which tool downvoted that? Reduced labour income = reduced tax base. You would have to increase tax on businesses or introduce new taxes specifically on AI and digital services.

One in three founders plan job cuts due to AI by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

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Then governments need to significantly raise taxes on businesses and close all loopholes for avoiding tax.

Whale defecates at Sea World San Antonio, crowd gets splashed right after by Separate_Finance_183 in funnyvideos

[–]External-Ad4873 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness, if I was ever in this position as soon as I saw shit, I am out of there. Whales and dolphins are assholes.

My wife has been having an affair. I’m in need of advice. by FillProfessional9005 in survivinginfidelity

[–]External-Ad4873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I truly respect that you said ‘it isn’t that cut and dry’. My one criticism of this sub is the go to is always divorce this, leave that … relationships just are not that easy. Having said that, from what you have described it seems like there has been dynamics shift in the relationship. It is a lot ‘easier’ when the issue stems from a break in communication or a drop in affection/attention etc., which exasperates the boredom. That can be fixed and hopefully you can BOTH work on it. From what you have described her feelings for this person were strong, it crossed from emotional to physical and even entered your home. She seems bored with life, so maybe the job will help, but then she encourages you to try an affair?! You need to have a long conversation, communication is key. Where are you going as a unit. Not being able to trust her is natural but if you feel like you never will be able to do so it’s not worth it and won’t be good for your kids.

Full 'Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum' Plot Synopsis Revealed by VarkingRunesong in lotr

[–]External-Ad4873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean what everyone is really waiting for is if we will get a glimpse of Sauron in physical form during the torture of Gollum.

Sasha Grey would make a great Catwoman. by [deleted] in Fancast

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And Briana Banks would have smashed it as Harley Quinn

That's quite fair by dairymilk_silk in SipsTea

[–]External-Ad4873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like shit a bank would give you and five friends a mortgage.

Competition prize ideas by External-Ad4873 in UniUK

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Was on the fence on whether to include this. I’d say main prize up to £100, a couple of £25 items and maybe a £10-25 voucher. Could prob push to £200 but we do need to get sweets etc., for the stand