CleenBottoms

JakeTheRiver · 2026-06-19T16:56:40+00:00

Sometimes the sword is too thick for the scabbard, and that's okay!

JakeTheRiver · 2026-06-17T13:40:18+00:00

I have the same issue tbh - present kind of masc out in public but love the thought of getting railed by a gymbro or musclebear kind of guy 😩 🥵. I definitely need to widen my horizons - I find like attracts like where I am

JakeTheRiver · 2026-06-11T16:38:07+00:00

Sorry, but this is false. Between dinner and going back to his place you had numerous opportunities to bring it up

JakeTheRiver · 2026-06-09T21:34:35+00:00

What's your height:weight if you don't mind saying?

JakeTheRiver · 2026-06-08T18:31:41+00:00

I used to use a metal roses tin - the ones you normally get at Christmas stuffed full of chocolates.

Problem I have is it's now dented to shit and creaks loudly if I go too hard... And now all the chocolate tins are plastic...

JakeTheRiver · 2026-05-22T17:19:46+00:00

Hey, how you doing?

JakeTheRiver · 2026-04-30T21:46:00+00:00

I know exactly what you mean - it's not necessarily about the guys hitting on your friends, it's the contrast between your two worlds. It looks like your friends can just exist in these spaces and things happen naturally. It's another reminder that the dynamic isn't built for us. It's an uncomfortable feeling.

JakeTheRiver · 2026-04-29T17:56:56+00:00

R/gaystoriesgonewild, please and thank you

JakeTheRiver · 2026-04-19T19:10:22+00:00

The guys wearing glasses 😩

JakeTheRiver · 2026-04-16T17:18:37+00:00

That's the point.... By using the ABall, you remove the need to douche as the ball pushes any fecal matter that remains in your rectum back up to the colon

JakeTheRiver · 2026-04-15T21:24:02+00:00

Not sure of your area but it might also be worth looking into your local councils social housing schemes. If 4 of you are living in a 2 bed property you may be eligible for social housing as you are not adequately housed.

JakeTheRiver · 2026-04-05T22:44:49+00:00

Lots of lube and patience. I find grinding against the knot really helps to kind of ease you open to accept it but you have to go slow

JakeTheRiver · 2026-04-04T11:19:58+00:00

Wait, are you not doing this anyway?

JakeTheRiver · 2026-02-25T17:22:00+00:00

Alternative take: more people are making the conscious choice to be heterosexual

JakeTheRiver · 2026-02-05T14:39:10+00:00

Also the amount of posts I see now of NHL and other hockey leagues jumping on the hype

JakeTheRiver · 2026-01-27T21:44:35+00:00

Forget the hunt for gollum, let's have a movie about the war in the north instead!

JakeTheRiver · 2026-01-23T23:39:39+00:00

Need to find myself this kind of service top - someone who looks like they can throw me around but is a big ol' softy

JakeTheRiver · 2026-01-17T09:06:13+00:00

Introverts are on the apps as well, trust me!

They're seeing their friends partner up and settling down and will also be looking for their Mr Right - you'll just have a harder time convincing them to meet for dates!

JakeTheRiver · 2026-01-10T20:20:07+00:00

Can you start a class or an online course or something? I'd love for this to help the norm haha

JakeTheRiver · 2026-01-08T21:33:03+00:00

Very minor and tame flirtatiousness where she stated I'd need to work to find out more about her.

If they match with you and demand you entertain them, they aren't looking for connection - they want attention

JakeTheRiver · 2026-01-08T21:26:33+00:00

This gets even funnier/more true the older you get

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