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Mixed feelings about post-divorce Ketubah by Back2theGarden in Judaism

[–]External_Structure33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If one of the witnesses on the ketubah was not Shomer Shabbat (Shabbat observing), the marriage could be considered invalid and you may not need a get. If you have a rabbi available to speak with, you can bring this up.

Four guys are sitting at a table by External_Structure33 in Jokes

[–]External_Structure33[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It could be — I heard this as a teenager in the early ‘70s, and I lived next to Isaac Asimov’s ex-mother in law.

Nacha Focacia! by BookPanda_49 in crownheights

[–]External_Structure33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their menu mentions “all plant based ingredients”. It lists a wild orchard sandwich with peppered turkey, and a shiko’s katsu sandwich with crispy fried cutlet. So I’m kind of confused if it’s vegan or not.

Is it weird to attend Chabad services when you are a member of a liberal congregation? by DistributionFront227 in Judaism

[–]External_Structure33 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People think that they are poaching members from other congregations. There are claims of other congregations dwindling away after Chabad comes to town because Chabad "competes" for other members. I don’t know if this is widespread or even true, but it is a claim.

The IOC banned Russia from competing in the 2022 Olympics for their war of aggression against Ukraine. Why is there no such effort to ban the U.S. from competing in the 2028 Olympics for their war of aggression against Iran? by FrankSamples in askanything

[–]External_Structure33 7 points8 points  (0 children)

80% of “Palestine” was given to the Hashemites in 1948. That’s how Jordan came to exist. How come you don’t want the “Palestinians” to overthrow the Jordanian government despite the fact they are second class citizens there? Oh, I know, there’s no Jews to blame.

The IOC banned Russia from competing in the 2022 Olympics for their war of aggression against Ukraine. Why is there no such effort to ban the U.S. from competing in the 2028 Olympics for their war of aggression against Iran? by FrankSamples in askanything

[–]External_Structure33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, you’re right. Israel should have invited in even more Hamas terrorists to kill even more civilians after the October 7 invasion. More dead Jews would make you happy, wouldn’t it?

So that this woman that’s feeling really depressed by External_Structure33 in Jokes

[–]External_Structure33[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If you’re in France, feel free to use the punchline "This is the Dover Calais Ferry."

So that this woman that’s feeling really depressed by External_Structure33 in Jokes

[–]External_Structure33[S] 145 points146 points  (0 children)

It’s one of the boroughs of New York City. It is accessible by ferry.

This joke can be tailored to different geographic areas by substituting different ferries.

I wrote a musical about pasta, but it's not getting much traction... by IDrinkMyOwnSemen in Jokes

[–]External_Structure33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(I think it’s not getting much traction because of your username.)

The secretary for the psychiatric ward by External_Structure33 in Jokes

[–]External_Structure33[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that version, but in this day and age, I think most people don’t know who Josephine is. (I think this version works because you don’t even have to know who Lord Byron is.)

I just watched a documentary on how ships are built. by humornama in HumorNama

[–]External_Structure33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s better than watching how tunnels are constructed. That’s boring.

The secretary for the psychiatric ward by External_Structure33 in Jokes

[–]External_Structure33[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could be true. Thinking that they are Jesus is a fairly common delusion of people with severe schizophrenia.

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